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Continuation of

>Revenge for Darwin

Noice.

what happened to the cute German offering us jobs?

i heard on the radio we have 600.000 unemployed youth
im so fucking lucky im not one of them but it was just that ...luck!

anyone have any documentaries on people getting jobs?

kek

Same. although the job I'm in wasn't exactly my first pick.

He's still here in Krautland. Er ist so kawaii desu-san

Tell me why I shouldn't sign up for the defence force

>Only jobs available are making documentaries about being unemployed
>Whew

Any room for an IT lad on the film crew?

Ask someone who was at Darwin when the nips bombed it ANYTHING

Be a Marine Technician or a Communication Specialist/IT guy anything else is pointless and no exit career if you want to leave.

Well if there isn't we can just interview you.

Whats the best way to forward a way of interest to him? Make a fake email account or?

How the fuck were the nips BTFO by a bunch of shitposting drovers?

I'd love to become a garbage truck driver.

How do I achieve this?

I'd also go for a trade. I'm extremely open when it comes to trades because I just want a qualification that'll help me be able to hold onto a career.

Butcher, Baker, Electrician, Plumber - are all things I've been interested in before in my life when it comes to trades.

I'm sure there are probably others I'd consider too.

Local Council or if it's been privatized Veolia though good luck.

>tfw miss being a NEET

Mate they got us good that day though, we lost around fourty aircraft, ruined around 14 ships and fucked up another twenty, it was a bloody shithouse mate.

>tfw pretty much a neet but secretly getting a degree

The council is hard to get into though isn't it? Lots of nepotism? Jobs only really open up when someone dies or retires don't they?

I work contract jobs in my field, just glad I'm good at what I do.

You'd have thought they would have invaded since Australia was abundant in resources.

>Be me 3 years ago
>16 high school drop out
>Mum puts me on the dole so I can pay rent
>$200 a fortnight which mum takes the most of
>Feeling spiteful because mum was being a cunt the other night, overspent the Centrelink money that was supposed to be rent on EB Games merch
>She gets mad, trashes my room, breaks my shit and lunges at me
>I move two hours away in with my stepmum
>She says I don't have to pay rent and she'll help me with Centrelink
>Takes me into the place
>She tells me to play along
>Sit at a table with one of their clerks
>Stepmum then feeds them a story about how I was raised in a domestic violence scenario, and how I have severe anxiety because of it. I can't work and if they don't increase my payments to pay rent at hers, she'll have to kick me out
>Mfw they actually buy it
>Double my payments almost immediately
>16 and getting $400 a fortnight for doing nothing felt good
>Fast forward three years
>Back living with mum because stepmum became a crack addict
>Mum making me pay $150 a fortnight rent
>Having to live off of $250 a fortnight with no belongings or anything
>Can't socialize, can't buy fit food to get fit, can't buy the products the nice person on /fa/ recommends for good skin health.
>In the event I do go out, have to put money on my Go Card to catch public transport because otherwise if they catch me jumping the trains again, I get charged $300
>Centrelink want me to do "Work for the Dole", AKA legal way of doing below minimal wage to keep my payments otherwise they will suspend them entirely.
>Original Birth Certificate went missing when moving out of stepmums
>19, no Birth Certificate, no Proof of Age card, no Licence because I never did my Learners.
>Can't move out of my parents place, can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, never contemplated suicide but this feeling of entrapment is horrific
Help me Sup Forums

why would you miss it? yeah you have endless free time, but little to no disposable income and no social interaction every day.

you sound like TENDIES gbp-tier

kyfs mate.

>tfw 19, turning 20 in December
>Have applied to just about every Coles, Target, Kmart etc in a 15km radius
>Applied for various Christmas Casual positions
>Have been rejected from literally all of them, didn't even get any interviews

I don't know what else to do.

Looked like thats what they wanted to do when they were trying to take New Guinea, general consensus back then was that if they took Port Moresby they were going to launch an invasion of the Australian mainland. Turns out that's not what the Japanese high command had planned, but still back then the panic among us soldiers was unreal, back home though nobody fucking knew what was going on.

What is your age/work history/resume like?

apply for a new birth cert you faggot, its not hard.

and do a TAFE course you useless fuck, you act like its hard and it fucking aint.

Enrol in a TAFE course or something. Being a student is easy dosh in Australia.

where do you live??

Do you think the current generation 18-25 would nut up and fight kokoda 2.0, or bend over and take Hung Wang's dick?

something's wrong with you if you can't even get an interview.
when I was 18 and never had a job before I still got an interview with Coles but I ended up not going since I found another job that's related to my career

Too late now anyway. There's millions of gooks in the heart of our cities.

No experience whatsoever, but what experience is needed to stack some fucking shelves?

Western Sydney (Penrith area)

They're already bending over for the nips so no. But you can blame the baby boomer hippie bureaucrat cock-suckers for that.

New Birth Certificate costs around $60-$80. Can't even afford to pay that honestly.
I'm talking to the Employment agency to see if they'll cover it but I'm fairly sure the answer is going to be no.

Every job requires experience now. Even cleaning jobs, warehouse manual labor jobs, etc.

How long ago was this? Did you apply online or in store? Applying online is futile because they get hundreds of applications for the one position.

why dont you just get a job

Then where do you start?

See

lie

what do you have to lose senpai

I guess you can't blame them, they've been indoctrinated till their eye balls bled. My little brother's school had a compulsory session where they had to go talk to fags and trannies, he got in trouble for laughing when one of them said LGBTQUIA2+.

Soon after a bunch of the bushpigs decided they were 'genderqueer' and starting having cow on cow relationships with each other.

yeah i see heaps of teenage boys sticking up for faggots on fb, it's disgusting

take me back to the days where faggots was something you DIDN'T want to be lads

Disgusting, with that new safe schools program in Victoria we're going to turn Victorian schools into a pedophiles playground. I take solace in knowing I'll be dead soon, but I can't help but fear for my kids, grandkids and great-grandkids.

I'm worried they'll ask me to put in a reference from the previous "job" or to show payslips to prove myself.

Yeah there's a lot of ultracucks. Young guys who unironically talk about 'stepping back' and refuse to voice any opinion when people talk about gender or race.

The ones who aren't are full on Sup Forums tier. Like my little brother is full on 14/88, burn the degenerates, and all his mates are too. Didn't even get it from Sup Forums, just got the blue pill shoved down his throat too hard and went too far down the rabbit hole cause he loved WWII history.

ah if you were near brisbane i could hook you up with work.
save up, dont buy your tendies for 2 weeks.

It's lGBTIQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ shitlord!

Fucking bludger, mate just go out and find yourself a job. If you're in a rural area go down to the sale yards, ask if they need someone to hose the shit out of the cattle trucks, you'll get payed. counts as experience, get to know some of the blokes down there and they could get you a job doing some shit. If you're in the city look around, you'll find a job if you try hard enough, if you go to one place and ask for a job and they reject you, just go back and keep asking. Be persistent mate.

yeah man the culture at high school would be fucked right now

like when i went to high school you had nerds, emos, skaters, surfers, guys who played footy etc

i imagine now you'd just have jocks and faggots

Because it's almost impossible to get in

it'll only be a matter of time before the meme pages like 'abhorrent australia memes' and 'grouse memes for top cobbers' really catch on and teenage boys start to realise the white australia policy was not bad m8

why?

S-sorry Xomissar, I'll step back on the stack!

Yeah mate for sure. My friend from highschool is doing his teaching degree, was absolutely horrified. All the young teachers are full SJW, they have to do modules where they swear to promote 'diversity'. He was full bluepill when he went in, but he's a curious guy and got dogpiled for asking the wrong questions.

If you work in the Australian economy today, you're basically a slave to gynarchy.

Your tax dollars will mostly benefit women, most government employees (65%+) are female, and most spending benefits women disproportionately. Much spending goes to iniatives including tens (close to hundreds) of millions of dollars going towards misandric initiatives which explictly talk about "violence against women and girls" "men's violence against women and girls", etc.

did you ever kill any nips?

>Western Sydney (Penrith area)

Me too, you're fucked mate

i know people studying teaching at uni who are legitimate socialists

i guess the silver lining is that teenagers naturally rebel and will probably become nazis to piss their teachers off

Yes mate, around seven of them if I remember correctly. Regret none of it, these were beats with no sense of honor or human dignity. I'd do it again if I could.

Here's additional data.

how fucking old are you

inner west master race

Caption:
Feuerwehrzufahrt

Are you brown?
Do you have a vagina?
Do you meet the requirements for the new APS diversity quotas?

No? Then no armeee for you mate

How fucking OLD are you, man???

85 mate.

Tell me about it. There is literally nothing here in terms of work unless you have 6 million hours of experience or have connections, and I have neither.

I wish I was born on the North Shore so I could experience life on easy mode.

I think he's the 80 year old guy from the last thread, almost lost my shit laughing when someone said they lived through the great depression on Sup Forums but he wasn't kidding.

We're already seeing a global reaction to this with Brexit and Trump. We just have to wait for Australias turn.

Good always triumphs in the end.

Where abouts are you from btw? Kingswood here.

An old army SGT I was drinking with told me about how satisfying it is to kill an enemy up close. Is it really like that?

When I was drinking a few months later some lefty 'mates' were telling me it isn't possible, you will 100% get PTSD, we're all human, bla-de-bla

idk mate im waiting on an enlistment date for navy and im a straight white male

i remember at my assessment day the medical officer (a lady) was telling me how fucked she thought it was that they were trying to get women into infantry lol

i kinda just smiled and nodded my head because i wasnt sure if she was tryna catch me out for being a sexist or something.

I'm pretty sure they only want women and shitskins now. They literally hired an ISIS fighter. Think bout that. They would rather hire someone who goes on to fight for ISIS than a young white male. This country is against us.

I don't get how this area is so fucked. It's where most of sydney lives yet there's no jobs

What brought you to Sup Forums as an 85 year old? Do you feel at home here? What are your politics? Where in Australia do you live?

Also, photo of yourself with time and date please.

Mt druitt

holy fuck lad

when you were a young bloke did it ever occur to you that things could get this bad?

also how's your health? my grandpa was on the kokoda trail in ww2 but he cant even walk now the poor bloke

>i guess the silver lining is that teenagers naturally rebel and will probably become nazis to piss their teachers off
Nope theres rare ones like me who were redpilled from the start and then you have faggots who will never change.

Holy fuck cunts I just got invited to my first interview, I'm getting excited, though it's only a casual position at a small retailer. Some questions, what does business casual attire mean? What sort of questions should I prepare myself for? How can I set myself apart from the other losers?

Remember the 6 gorillian hours of experience

I got rejected for having long hair which then led to a huge downward spiral and a 2 year ban. The bans over but I bloody fucking fingered my asshole and ripped a god damn fucking artery open and almost bled out so now I have to wait for some colo-rectal surgeon to shove a camera up my ass to see how badly I tore my shit up.

>What brought you to Sup Forums as an 85 year old?

What content do you think brought him to Sup Forums? lel.

get a smart haircut, shave, wear some nice cologne

business casual means like nice pants and a button up shirt but not necessarily a tie and pants

they will probably just ask you gay shit like have you ever worked in retail before and when you are available to work

maybe even some shit like 'we have a diversity policy how do you feel about this'

Probably Sup Forums

>I bloody fucking fingered my asshole and ripped a god damn fucking artery open and almost bled out

you a poof mate?

I have a job, fuck you NEET cunts.

noice

This thread made me like Australians again. I'm going to buy a slab of fosters, even though its going to be like 25 bucks.

Nigga u old

probably /h/ the cheeky cunt

Nah I have severe constipation so I would do enemas then shove my finger in my ass to make sure they worked. I'll admit though I got abusive I'd spend 2-3 hours a day shooting water up my ass then fingering it and I'm pretty sure I fucking broke my asshole beyond repair. I'm hoping this surgeon can fix it though, no joke though I was shitting blood for 2 days in the hospital lost around 30% of my total blood volume by the end of it.

Polo/button up shirt, khakis, boat shoes or "nice" shoes. Not suit and tie, not street clothes.

Don't sweat it. They are just going to test and see if you are a cunt (do you steal, are you a good team player, etc). Just roll with it, and if you're really nervous, just try to get a small laugh out of one of your answers. Cuts tension, just be tactful.

Most likely Sup Forums when it was a guro board

timestamp or GTFO you old rickety bones cunt

Yeah mate it's me again
Doubt it mate, everywhere's going down the shitter.
He was right mate, my most satisfying kill is when we found the group of Japs that killed my cousin while he was prisoner on kokoda, one of the bastards tried to escape so I bayoneted the animal through the stomach.

I never got any PTSD, but my father got PTSD from WW1 and I know a lot of other blokes who did as well, I think it just depends who the person is, some people can handle killing another man and some can't, I knew I could and I did.
I live in Young, NSW and I've been on here for a while, can't remember when I first found it. I've been sick for quite a while and I've recently been diagnosed with mesothelioma so I can't get out of the house much so this is all I really do now. I'm far right, became that way after they got rid of the white Australia policy.

I'd do a timestamp but I don't even have a camera mate. I only have a computer, home phone and television and some other electrical appliances.

Well mate I grew up in the great depression, that was bad, it's not as bad as it was then, but it's getting that way. I never thought I'd see niggers nips and muslims in Australia though, never thought pooftas would be accepted and all the other crap that's going on. It's a fucking nightmare. And I've been diagnosed with mesothelioma I've only got around 11 months left if my chink doctor is correct.

tmi m8

I am a NEET, living on a few hundred bucks a fortnight. I don't have a car, I can't get a job, I live in Broadmeadows, my Dad is dead and my mother's an alcoholic. What's the best way to KYS? I have access to firearms and copious amounts of drugs, should I use both?

noice