Hey there! Look what I just got. I got it from an old lady form neighbourhood, whom I've been helping buy groceries for last couple of months.
I think its an actual statue of Kek/Kuk god from egyptian pantheon, you like to meme about a lot recently. I don't know what kind of stone it is, but it seems weirdly solid. Every time I grab it I feel like its weirdly cold. What the hell is that thing?
JEALOUS MUCH? HAVE I BEEN CHOSEN TO HAVE IT? WHAT IS GOING ON!?
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It's probably obsidian would be my guess. Is it kinda glassy?
You have been chosen to be kek's High Priest.
it's clearly onyx you stupid cunt, look at the matte surface
You are the chosen one
your life is about to take a bad turn
digits and kek is a faggot and so are all of you
Burn it if you know what's good for you
Naaw man, that's Jar Jar Binks.
OP HERE
Forgot timestamp
You heebs and burning shit. What gives?
Moloch worship lol
You have no dubs. All you have is a trinket, for now.
Start believing in glorious chaos, pour your meme magic into it and await for the signs of approval.
Also,
Build sanctuary
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fuck you blasphemer kike saboteur kys rat
kek will consume your digits and your soul
This pleases kek. May all your digits repeat.
Use it as an anal dildo to please kek
>ITT: retards that don't know the difference between Heqet and Kek.
You are holding an evil idol, destroy it you fool.
There is no such thing as evil. All is as KEK dictates.
Heqet is not evil, it's a goddess of fertility.
Don't go around spreading disinfo.
GET ANOTHER STICKY NOTE AND WRITE REPEATING DIGITS ON IT AND PLACE IT IN FRONT OF KEK
THIS WILL PLEASE HIM
probably a bronze statue.
It's jar jar binks you fucking dork
Fuck. Beat me to it :(
"She is also closely tied to the Ogdoad frog god Kek, a symbol of darkness and impending life."
Even if its not KEK, it still is something simillar.
I still think its Kek.
o ty kuikutasiarzu
tylko nie próbuj robić ołtarzyka ze zdjęciem keka, trumpa i kaczynskiego bo zazdrosc mocno
Why does the head look so out of place.
I don't mean that it's a frog head on a human body but the perspective looks wrong.
Shove it up your ass
One of Kek's consorts.
it was made 4000 years ago what do you expect idiot
stick it up your ass fucking faggot.
and don't forget the timestamp.
Canadians are not welcome
Where is it implied it's that old?
Put it on your computer, take pics, post with it on the computer, Kek will bless you with dubs.
Kek is an ancient Egyptian god.....
Stretch your virgin ass with it no homo
and take pics
Clearly didn't know if was matte if I asked if it was glossy, I'm on my phone and recently woke up, no need to be rude
>Hasn't even gotten dubs
The fuck kinda high priest are you?
You are his chosen prophet, the mouth of Kek! PRAISE THE DARK LORD!
>I still think its Kek.
Then you are literally retarded.
Am I part of the chosen people Kek?
now let us pray
Kek calls on you!
>13:13:13
>07:13:13
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>being this retarded
PRAISE KEK
Praise kek
creator of memes
destroyer of kikes
blesser of dubs
there is a frog head sticking this mans forhead
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gimmie dubs pls
What will you do with it, oh chosen one?
chciałys kurwa polaczku
(this kek stutue is fake, check my dubels)
Honestly you should let the mighty trips decide what do with it
He knows what He wants
These digits say you'll stick that use dildo that old bitch pawned on you up your nigger loving ass
Do it user, go full high score against immigrants Kek has spoken
>Ustasha retard wants a priceless KEK sculpture stuck up someones ass
BLASPHEMY AGAINST KEK, YOU WILL DIE.
YES. You and your population of 400,000 people
>400 FUCKING THOUSAND
use it to bash in migrants skulls
I dont normally, but I agree with the kike.
God does not take kindly to false idols
How did she come to possess it? / what is its story?
KEK is the only good, amerifag.
lmao you faggots will never get his blessing
take it to the synagogue and do what you must!
check em
You reseved no repeating numbers, so you were not chosen, im afraid
Thats the altar
Is it okay
Pls dubs
Sorry, but that Kek statue belongs to me. I'll be taking it now.
A FUCKING LEAF
Wew lad
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>dat computer screen
Since when can the Polish afford this?
>tfw it seems that the Polish are richer then us
That is quite a cool collection of Sup Forums interests memorabilia you have there regardless
It's probably fucking Hydro-stone, you dumb fucking twat, or some other synthetic material that they make tourist trash out of.
You can't tell a thing from a photo, you Goddamn N. American embarrassment.
repeating digits = kek commands you to shove it up your ass.
Peel the fucking plastic or your screen
It belongs in a museum, goyim
post your monitor
>a fucking toilet
So you can feel like at work any moment?
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Can't, gave my phone to a friend who's at work, though its some old as fuck Prestigio thing.
Pls no laugh its Serbian life because 1991 happened
Is this some kind of freemasonry initiation ritual?
Hail KEK!
crt monitors are best lad. a lot of new stuff has shortened life spans and increased built-in obsolescence compared to older models.
>Dat consumerism.
>Since when can the Polish afford this?
Wait, what? Aren't average flatscreens.. well, average all over the world? Since years? I mean, what else would a person use? CRT screens are not available in shops since years and you're as likely to find one at some dump as in the used crap shop.
>tfw having an old Prestigio PI7IO monitor is actually a good thing
I thought that the Polish were extremely poor because memes.
I had a weird kek themed dream last night:
> lying in bed and come to the conclusion that I've received the mark of kek because the backs of my hands are covered in frog stickers.
> start worrying about kek so I ask kek if he's there. Then I say "nah, there can't be any ancient frog demon"
> hear ominous/deep laughing behind me. Grab my phone and shine the light in my room. There's like 15 3 foot high sculptures of people with animal heads aranged around mh bed facing me.
> power walk out of there into my brother's room where he's jacking off with someone else in his bed. The other person is my same brother
> wake up really freaked out. Remember that kek is the god of the night right before the morning. Look out window and it's still real dark. Grab my phone to check the time... 6:11
Not sure if kek is showing me favor or not. Definitely helped me wake up early, which was my goal before going to bed.
>putting the day before the month.
Kys Eurofag.
>I thought that the Polish were extremely poor because memes.
Yeah, many Poles think the same of Russia, probably because of the same reason.
Truth's never that simple - you've got frikkin rich elite, for example and enough cash to keep sizeable army going - we got standard of living allowing any average working person to have a decent flatscreen, some cheap but decent, second-hand car, basic healthcare and other amenities of western civlization, I guess.
Oy vey! Burn the statue goy and dradle latkas shekels yom Kippur Hanukkah!
>JEALOUS MUCH?
Typical Polak.
How to make KEK magic stronger?
Everyone think about KEK before going to bed.
If we all dream KEK he will become stronger than ever.
Dream For Kek!!
Yep.
THIS
>solid
>cold
Yes stone tends to do that
>> hear ominous/deep laughing behind me. Grab my phone and shine the light in my room. There's like 15 3 foot high sculptures of people with animal heads aranged around mh bed facing me.
Were any of them frogs?
Why are all Canadians so rude, yet they have the reputation of being polite. Is it because they aren't white?
You must sacrifice your rarest pepes to it.
