How come we havent gotten a live action Carmen Sandiego movie yet?

How come we havent gotten a live action Carmen Sandiego movie yet?

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We did. We just don't know where it is.

Who would you cast as her, Sup Forums?

Can't find the right actress...

>you will never live in the alternate timeline where a live action Magic School Bus and Wayside School movies were made with practical effects

>at least we are getting Captain Underpants in this timeline

Can you imagine a live action movie about a woman stealing Mt Rushmore?

Yes.

And she would get away every time.

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Walden Media acquired the rights a few years ago and tried to develop a film starring Jennifer Lopez as Carmen.

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Who would you get to play the agents who chase her?

>its a noir international detective movie, thats black and white, with the only color in the movie being all of Carmens red clothes and vehicles

probably because the second Inspector Gadget movie flopped

My wallet is out, but I'm not quite ready to start throwing money at my screen.

This is a real nice answer to a whole lot of questions.

why couldn't Carmen team up with Lupin and outsmart Batman in an animated movie

Why can't we have a movie where a desperate detective talks to a deranged lunatic inside a specially designed prison cell, so she can understand the mind of a criminal who can't be found.

and then it turns out the guy is Waldo.

NOPE!!!

Eva Green would be fine, but consider this hat.

>I suppose you want to know what happened that week in Berlin between me and Oswald
>I'll tell you, but first, you have to do something for me.
>Just a little thing. Can you find where my left shoe ended up, Dora?

Good, but it needs to be bigger

Does she team up with that guy from the K9 unit?

>assembling a crack team of professional finders to catch the woman who can't be caught
motherfuckers this is some real neat shit right here

>Carmen Sandiego movie or new cartoon
>She steals The Wall

>motherfuckers this is some real neat shit right here
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Someone beat you to it, user.
More like she steals his hair and he threatens to blowup the world if he doesn't get it back.

Is Carmen latina or spaniard?

Pilipino

They were going to film in it in 1997, and again in 2012, but Carmen kept stealing the scripts, camera and actors. Also she stole time and causality and that's why none of you remember it.

quads speak truth

>hurr durr war criminal

You lefturds will display anything that comes out of your asses. Odumbo is currently the one fomenting violence amongst the races, provoking Russia, and giving nukes to Islamic fanatics, but keep clinging to your delusional bullshit.

>implying spaniards are not latin

Why the fuck do you think Latin America is latin?

Enjoy your common core faggotry, retards. Your bullshit will easily secure his re-election.

I like these posts

If the time was right, it should have been 15 to 20 years ago.

>1997

Sandra B would have been perfect for the role at that time.

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Someone gets triggered easily.

>tfw all those Carmen Sandiego games don't work on modern OS
>tfw no modern Carmen Sandiego vidya (that isn't mobile bullshit)

It would be so easy and it would make a ton of money.

I want a Camen Sandiego Vs. Lupin the 3rd Vs, Inspector Gadget movie, and I want it yesterday!

>wheres waldo cameo waaaaaaaaay off in the background that you can just barely make out on a busy street in the paris scene

Actually when they were first developing it as a feature she was supposedly in talks to star.

This was around the same time Nickelodeon was working on a Waldo feature. Would've been about a school janitor who discovers a time machine.