Daily reminder that Patti broke Doug's self confidence to the point that he became bald and gay

Daily reminder that Patti broke Doug's self confidence to the point that he became bald and gay.

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False. Doug Funnie was never cool enough to be Mr. Simmons.

>became

Well he wasnt bald before

Mr Simmons was happy and content with life and I refuse to believe that Doug could ever achieve that

Dear journal. Today I taught my 4th grade class about quailman. I made it seem like he was a vintage nostalgic hero and they all loved how retro it was. They'll never know the truth but you do journal! Love doug.

Doug was fated to be a beta loser.

this
youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

You sure?

user, why?

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3 minutes well spend.

>not following "Dear journal" with "Hi, it's me, Doug."
C'mon man, you can do better.

Someone post the story. You know the one.

in my country Doug and Goku are voiced by the same person.

Which one, Dirty Doug?

Next you'll tell me he turned British and even balder.

In mine Goku and Spongebob are voiced by the same person

In mine Vegeta and Spongebob were voiced by the same person. Well, for a few episodes. Than they had someone else voice Vegeta.

Pork Chop helped him discover his gay side.