Go to local kinoplex to catch a flick

>go to local kinoplex to catch a flick
>a fight breaks out

wtf man i just wanted to digest this flick

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>digest
>implying your intestines can do anything with audio visual media

shit thread

Dakota Fanning made what could have been Cruise Kino completely unwatchable. Such a shame about TWotW

She really did. She objectively ruined the film.

>blacks being violent
>women screaming
business as usual

>black man becomes irrationally angry at a minor problem that could be solved with words

>it's niggers

i mean of course it is, i knew that before i even pressed play

>go to local kinoplex to catch a flick
>old man snoring the entire movie

me in the middle with the glasses with my wife and kid thinking this will blow over so gonna finish watching the film

>minor problem

some teenage prick kicked the back of his daughters head you fucking mong

We have this problem with nigs at the cinema too. These nogs sucker punched an employee who told them the seats they were sitting in were reserved.

What are some films with this aesthetic?

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He meant figuratively like deconstructing and analyzing what's going on in the movie as it's being played.

kek at that little teenage shit trying to get a the black dude....all he has to do is sit on him

is this 22 jump street?

>go to local kinoplex
>assigned recline seats
>9 year old sprawled across chair and armrest like a bed
>want to scream at kid for touching me
>I'm too beta and deal with it knowing it will end up like OP video

I didn't read any replies or click preview on the video

Are the people black?

>he went to the matinee showing
you asked for it

>some teenage prick kicked the back of his daughters head you fucking mong
yikes
i'd be pretty pissed too.

No

white guy started it then got knocked out like a cuck

>go to see movie
>autistic beaner on his phone giggling at the thing two seats over
>about to get up to tell him to turn it off
>employee comes in and tells him
>guy puts phone away but moans and snorts and gargles the entire movie
>tell him to be quiet
>can see him staring at me for at least 15 minutes of the movie
>after movie tell manager
>get comped free tickets

See, lucky for me, people won't attack me because I'm 6'5" 250 lbs but man I wanted to smack his fucking face across the room.

what would you do if you were watching a movie with your little daughter, and some teenager kicks the seat hitting your daughter in the head? this is what happened in the vid lol

yeah it's a loud nigger.
but...he kind of had a point. he overreacted a lot yes, but he wasn't completely out of line.

>those rare moments when you side with the nigra

This

kek

>testing a protective Dad's patience
>testing a protective BLACK Dad's patience
lucky the little shit isn't dead

I wish all niggers could be quarantined. Why do liberals have such a fetish forcing these proto human animals to live amomgst us?

The black fella was in the right for a change. If someone is kicking the back of his daughters head then he's entitled to wallop the cunt.

niggers are the kryptonite to having an enjoyable time at the theater.

the jew uses the black as muscle against you

Seems like everyone mad ITT at the negro is the type of cunt who would have that kid as a friend. Being an edgy shit doesn't work IRL.

I would absolutely destroy the kid.

Thanks a lot, man. I cut myself on all that edge.

>he doesn't go to the matinee showing
Its the best time to go since niggas don't know what an 8am is

WATCH IT CRACKER!

>go to kinoplex
>a group of boomers near me laugh and make jokes during the sex scenes

Every tym

why do they laugh though?

>some edgey Sup Forumstard kicks a nigger kids seat for the lulz
>gets btfo when the dad fights back
>has to have his frail grandpa hold him back while attempting to "fight" (aka buy enough time for the police to come save him)

Also

>whenever a fight breaks out anywhere in public
>some faggot lady always breaks down in tears and hyperventilates even though she has nothing to do with what's happening

What's the problem? Are you too uncomfortable to joke about sex?

No idea. Maybe it reminds them of times when they were young and had regular sex? Either way it's rude and annoying.

>americans

>the manlet tries to charge the 300 pounds black man

really dumb DESU

What movie do you think they were watching?

Also, based black dad

>be me at the kinoplex
>couple is "having fun" kissing etc.
>leave the room immediately
>tell the manager they were straight up having sex the whole time
>they're escorted away

If you don't do this you are the problem

the fight is kinoer than the movie

>What are my lines?
>Just scream
>For how long?
>JUST. SCREAM.

>this obsessed with Sup Forums
Do you literally think they're behind every corner plotting mischief?

Gee, I wonder if its... yup, its niggers.

>Go to Kinoplex
>"Alright buddy, take out your cock! You cant get through this security without a thorough penis inspection!"
>tfw two penises
>Show only one
>"Umm sir, your OTHER penis please!??"

How did she know?

This is why I torrent movies now

>go to see GotG2 in 3d
>manager is standing there, 3d projecter is busted but can still watch it in 2d, get free tickets either way
>can just see the tired-eyed sadness of a man resigned to being screamed at over and over that day
>be completely understanding, see the man's soul brighten just a little
I hope that guy wasn't given too hard a time

>this defensive over Sup Forums

Do you literally think they need your defense or are you hoping someone will finally be your internet friend if you aid them?

>watching AVP Requiem in a theater with 95 percent black people
>white guy with his 3 and 4 year olds or w/e
>kids kicking a black guys seat
>black guy gets mad AF and tells white guy to gtfo with his kids or he'll fuck him up
>random black people in audience: damn dis happen ery tyme
>black guy stands, people get the manager and white guy leaves

do you think the kids would be racist if the black guy beat up their dad or would the girl grow up loving BBC

>go with female best friend at kinoplex
>romantic scene happens
>she starts making out with me and confessing her love to me
>virgin tattletales on us
>we get kicked out
thanks for ruining the moment loser

>>some faggot lady always breaks down in tears and hyperventilates even though she has nothing to do with what's happening
I really don't understand this shit. Its super fucking irritating too.

Women like this should be culled. The screeching starts at :40
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no one paid the ticket price to have their seat treated like a fucking foot rest

wouldn't have gotten as pissed as that black dude but I can sympathize

>leave the room immediately
>tfw no panic button to instantly alert kinoplex staff of possible wrongdoing

dude deserves it for bringing kids to AVPR

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>mfw all the beta whiteys ITT would've let the punk keep kicking their chair

This is why you're cucks

HEY, YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE

Maybe the kid just didn't know someone was sitting there I don't someone would be autistic enough to just kick someone in the back of the head like that. Black guy said "you put your feet up on the seat and scared my daughter" first of all that kid is definently autistic and those fuckers just sit weird and move weird black guy could've just turned around and say hey someone's sitting here asshole and the kid probably would've got all nervous and said sorry but it looked like the black dude was regretting his actions by the end anyway.

they're always white, aren't they?

when keeping it real goes wrong

based black man, unironically.

Now maybe he didn't know the little girl was in the seat, maybe he did. I didn't catch any of the dialogue, I don't understand ebonics or whiny bitch teen speak. If he knew, and put his feet on the chair anyways he deserved to have his nose bonked

>AVP Requiem
> 3 and 4 year olds

wtf

I once went to see a movie to a nearly empty theater. There were maybe...five of us in there? There was one guy way up ahead on the front rows by himself. Who seemed kind of rowdy at the start of the movie. He clapped overhead, made noise with wrappers and coughing or something like that. But it seemed to me at the time that it was intentional, like he was trying to start shit. Anyway, no one said anything so he gave up like ten minutes in and remained quiet the rest of the movie.

lol gey

When I went to see IT, there was a lady with a baby there. Fucker started cry halfway through, so she left

What the fuck is a kinoplex

>wanting to quarantine a protective father simply because he's black
you're just as much a part of the problem as liberals so shut the fuck up

take it to your backseat and reenact your conception, breeder

these are the same people who are self diagnosed with ptsd and depression and a hundred other illnesses

It's like iMax but with stricter rules and similar in structure to a county jail. There are countless checkpoints, policemen and surprise analyses. Once they thought I was high and they took a blood sample. It's currently being experimented mostly in the US but its relentlessly discipined model is gonna be exported soon.

>conductor we have a problem

based black father

Lolita

>Chimping out because some kid kicked the back of your seat.

t. Niggers.

>solved with words
With that little emo bitch? Naw, he'd have just kept being annoying. That punch to the face might be one of the best things for him - he might think next time he's going to be a complete jackass.

im not sure if this story is funny or sad. Maybe both. imagine being this guy

what's the movie?!

nice

The penis inspectors working for Regal have been stepping up their game.

So you're saying the white boy didn't do anything?

nig nogs gonna nig

poor kids thou

its a kind of elite cinema. Usually singles arent allowed, staff can impose all kinds of controls to make sure the audience the desired one. Most common but very unnerving for obvious reasons are penis inspections

>that old man holding the kid back like he could do anything to that juggernaut

>believing the entire incident started when the camera started filming
yes, please give us more of your expert opinion on the situation you know nothing about

>going to the theatres when they're not only full of niggers but beta white trash who can't raise their kids.

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He put his feet up on the chair, he didn't kick her you dumb nig

I was there, he kicked it. Try not to shoot up a country music festival or run people over in a car on your way out, Aiden.

>X-rated
>that smile
>hands in their pockets

>some faggot lady always breaks down in tears and hyperventilates even though she has nothing to do with what's happening
I fucking hate that shit. They add nothing to resolve the situation and often get involved. Bitch how the fuck is he supposed to fight properly if you're yanking on his clothes and screaming in his ears. It's not just fights either, any event or accident women start screaming and not reacting or moving out of the way of danger, it's always the men that have to drag them out of it.
Last week a buddy of mine went to the town fair, a big ass 30 man group of nogs and spics were about to throw down, he told his girl to keep walking and she just couldn't see the danger. Then when the fighting started he kept having to make her walk and kept pushing her along. When they finally got somewhere safer he demanded to know why she just wouldn't listen and was so stubborn, she said she wanted to see the fight and that he was mean for pushing her away. He tried explaining that knives or guns are a real threat in our shit town but she just wouldn't listen and insisted he didn't have to be so stern in pushing her along.

>I was there

lol sure thing tyrone

From the movie it's pretty clear the asshole teenager did nothing but kick the back of a kid's seat and dindu decided to chimpout instead of just getting a manager.

If he had just brought a falcon into the theater it would have pecked on the teenager and he would have stopped real quick without any problem.

dumb big lipped beast.