Paul Allen was superior to Patrick Bateman, prove me wrong

Paul Allen was superior to Patrick Bateman, prove me wrong.

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lets see his card first.

Let's see him get a reservation at dorsia now

Yeah right, faggot. He didn't even kill anybody.

clearly, he had a tanning bed at home while that dork Patrick tanned at the salon

We all know what kind of thread this is gonna be,

this 5 says otherwise

He didn't fill a suit out as good as Bateman.

not really, the point was they were all indistinguishable one from another

and he had a slightly worse haircut

Paul Allen was more sociopathic than Bateman.

youtube.com/watch?v=cqX-tOVWCxs

this is the best scene of the movie, prove me wrong

His apartment might have been more expensive but Patrick's was much nicer Tbh.

Let's see:

Paul Allen: Dorsia reservation
Pat Bateman: No Dorsia reservation

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these plus he was handling the Fisher account

Let's see:

Paul Allen: No Dubs

Pat Bateman: Dubs

>a little.. CHOW or something haha

Childhood is wanting to be Patrick Bateman
Adolescence is idolizing Paul Allen
Adulthood is realizing you became Luis Carruthers

well, let's see Paul Allen's dubs

>how's the ransom account?
>it's uh, it's alright.
>that's interesting it's nahhhh..... it's not great

What an asshole kek

Try getting dubs now you stupid fucking bastard!

>Dorsia

Nobody goes there anymore

/thread

dubs

Nice double dubs. Checkedy checked.

Patrick Bateman had the shittiest business card

We've already had this thread. They're all bad business cards. But yes Bateman's is by far the worst

See

He was not square or hip

van patten's was the worst

Impressive, but check mine

It's Bateman's. His kerning was all over the fuckin place, text didn't align.

It was shit

i said Bateman's was the worst.......cant you read?

>Numbers are disgusting
>Pierce &Pierce
>Aquisitions
Bateman went to fucking office Depot for his cards

Is this really what Wall Street is like?

*was
in the 80s, yes

They all have that typo. The prop guy is dyslexic, that's why it's fucked up

>Address is just one long line of text at the bottom

his phone number is pretty aesthetic though, I feel like that's something people don't focus on enough, it's difficult to swing some good digits

Cards:
Allen > Bateman > Van Patten > Bryce

>not if you wanna keep your spleen

Huh?

>I'm a child of divorce, give me a break
I'm going to start using this line every day

>TFW best friend and I always said we had to "return some videotapes" whenever we were asked why we were leaving or had to say that we were going somewhere back when Blockbuster and VHS were still around.

Right. More proof that it was all in Bateman's head. I only really got that after I watched the movie instead of reading others' analysis.

Not his haircut

wtf is going on there?

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How does Van Patten achieve those moves ?

Did he actually swing a reservation at Dorsia on a friday evening or was he lying?

Maturity is becoming Van Patten

So close.

>nitwit Van Patten
>not based Bryce
Jesus...

>yfw great ass

Bryce's are superior

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>Bryce
I swear....