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Honestly Saru
Did not expect that
was waiting to see mudd
dropped now
Stuart Foley's depression.
This show works great if you just imagine that every character has half the average IQ.
Star Trek
too much 9/11 "truther" shit. why is Khan white? BUILDING 7!
>Who's your favorite character so far?
Saru
Voq
Lorca
So the engineer wasn't gay for the dead engineer, they were just gay freinds
He's actually gay for the gay doctor
Great
Not star Trek
I like Discovery, but I can't help to laugh thinking about "mirror episode" that's coming.
The evil Discovery will have all white crew, won't it ?
looks nice, shame they forgot about the writing
>Star Fucking Trek
So much pimples ...
Saru and Lorca. they are truly perfect.
>Lorca and JoJo on the same pad
Continuity error or foreshadowing?
There's not many to pick from at the moment. I don't mind Lorca. I think they will add to his depth. Saru is the obvious safe choice for favorite character. The tortured prisoner could turn out to be a normal, straight, human, male, dark hair, good intentions, etc.
If they have a mirror universe episode, the Discovery crew they meet will be pleasant, reasonable people and its Federation will be at peace. The mirror-universe engineer and doctor will be drinking buddies who talk about their wives and kids back home.
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Frakes said they're going to the mirror universe
Get hype
a promo shoot for the press and shit?
So at least now we know Tilly's special needs is that she has Tourette's.
sounds more like they have no idea what they're doing and just took a quick glance at the well known stuff from the previous series
How long until they meet another Q?
>it's a Guinan cameo episode
I said "fuck it" to this after episode 4. was 5 any better?
Check your privilege you cis scum
In the mirror episode, the Discovery will be discovering strange new worlds with new lifeforms and civilizations. The characters will be smart and bold and complexly developed. The ship interiors will be visible, as will the faces of the actors. The technology will be period accurate and there will be a sense of enterprising adventure. Then at the end, it will all go back to the BattleTrekStarlactica and setup the following episode where Michael takes the everyone in the mess hall hostage because she wants to alter human DNA and captain ketchup bottles won't let her.
whoa dude, spoiler tag that shit.
>Michael Burnham with a goatee
Oh please let this happen.
>I said "fuck it" to this after episode 4.
100% correct decision.
>was 5 any better?
No, it's just more of the same. It's not even interestingly bad, it's just tedious.
Unironically believe the official conspiracy theory with the 11 carpet knife swinging terrorists from Saudi ah i mean Afghanistan.
Disgusting.
it was centered around Lorca and Saru, with Michale having a smaller part, so it was better at least in that regard.
The rest is as it was sadly.
So is Lorca the worst captain or what? He already lost a whole starship and murdered all the crew ensuring no chance any of them could survive or even try to escape capture. How does someone like that get a new starship? Starfleet must be really scraping the barrel for officers.
>you can't try that, eugenics experiments are illegal!
>there will be no official consequences for your illegal eugenics experiment
I wish it wasn't quite so difficult to see all the time
Why the fuck would you fit an obvious war captain on a science vessel anyways?
Name Fag
What happened to the whole "Vulcan Upbringing" thing? Was it forgotten?
Because she shows no sign of it recently
is discovery a science vessel? it doesn't look like one to me
>stop disobeying orders!
>there will be no official consequences for disobeying orders again
seems to be a selective memory thing at the moment, sometimes she remembers it sometimes she don't
What did she mean by this?
it is, and specifically designed for the spore drive based on the rotating saucer sections that start revolving when it's about to enter spore-warp
medical experiments on yourself is legal
You're 100% right. Look at the ending of the last episode, they don't know how to write allegories so it ended with a close up shot of a fucking mirror.
It's like the "nuKlingon = Drumpf" because "muh racial purity and muh isolationism" thing, if they really wanted to talk about racial purity and isolationism then given the [current stardate] it should've been either the Vulcans or the Romulans, not the Klingons.
Alex Kurtzman said in an interview that he wanted to give more humanity to the Klingons because "they were always portrayed as the villains". It's like he has never watched a single Star Trek episode.
So Mudd is pretty much just a precursor to the Maquis then?
>As a Crossfield-class starship, Discovery was officially designated a science vessel
from official canon
it just doesn't look like one
>Alex Kurtzman said in an interview that he wanted to give more humanity to the Klingons
By making them dumb cannibals?
This guy is a fucking hack.
>medical experiments on yourself is legal
Not in the Federation. Remember Khan? Nobody's allowed to make themselves into genetic supermen, because it led to war in the past. That's what they're referring to.
The whole point of her joining Starfleet was for her to embrace her humanity. She has been in Starfleet for many, many years now.
Is there something that doesn't lead to war?
>they have everyone saying "tard" over and over
>they have everyone saying "spore drive" unironically
oh yeah, i forgot this was set in the star trekian future
She fucking loves science™.
I bet she collects FunkoPop figures.
Mudd's from TOS, since this is a prequel series. He's pretty much just a criminal.
>I want to give more humanity to the Klingons, so I'll encase them in appliances, shoot them in dark obscurity and have them speak in mumbled foreign language requiring subtitles in 6 point sub for people watching on 80 inch plasmas.
le me fix that for you
>Fighting for family
>Fighting for your people
>Fighting for your planet
>Fighting
Lol fuck that.
She looks like she has facial STD.
>>Captain, we have the Tard Drive working again!
>Good. Black alert! Prepare to go shroom!
>>How does the Tard Treatment work?
>Well, we inject an extra chromosome...
>>Are there any side effects?
>It takes over most of the brain to use as a navigation computer, leading to severe reduction of intelligence.
>Alex Kurtzman said in an interview that he wanted to give more humanity to the Klingons because "they were always portrayed as the villains"
Source that immediately.
She is a human, not a vulcan, and she is like 24 years old. She's been in starfleet like 6 years, and was shown to be vulcan-autist not even 6 months ago.
Everyone else acting like romulans is what made her become human somehow.
This entire show sucks. Great production values, but everything else is absolutely abysmal.
why make a plot point out of it, introduce Sarek and shit into the mix if she completely embraced her humanity about 4 episodes in?
>giant tardigrades exist in the same universe as giant pancake amoebas
What does it mean?
It means the guy on the railing has a perfect view.
>spool-up the shroom drive
>because nothing says "humanity" like removing actors' ability to use their face and their voice.
>Star Trek Discovery
>STD
LMAO!
Mushrooms, pancakes and pizza cutter ships. I think sometimes the writers get the munchies. If you know what I mean.
well how else can they hide the plot twist that Ash is Voq?
He would have a perfect view if he was on the ground
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6 years is a long time in training they were about to push her into commanding her own ship.
because it seems the showmakers are Trek fakers, they just threw in Vulcan because they assumed that's what you gotta to do in Star Trek.
>uhmm, StarTrek! And Spock, hehe I'm such a nerd
>"Tardigrades, Pancakes, Battlestar Discovery"
>Sarek
Shit I forgot about Sarek (the writers' room too I guess). What happened to him since the pilot?
Sorry I didn't save it, I'm sure you'll find it on google.
4 of those 6 years would have been at the academy, at minimum.
Most captains aren't offered their seat until well into their 30s.
he's dead in the mess hall or something
this is what DISCO considers waifu material
>What happened to him since the pilot?
He's coming back next episode. From what I saw of After Trek's preview, he gets one of his heart attacks and Michael feels the disturbance in the Force through her Midichlorians.
why is there not a single hot waifu in this show?
>original #1
>Nurse Chapel
>Yeoman Colt
>Yeoman Rand
>Martha Landon
>Green dancing slut
>Councillor troi with big tits on display
>Milf crusher (especially if you were a fan of Dune)
>Jadzia the whore
>Ezri the qt
>sleepy kes
>JERI FUCKING RYAN BITCHES
>T'pol the big titted
>Super charged Carol Marcus
All STD has is a spotty fat ginger and a pissed of black girl and something that might resemble a robot.
Star Trek used to be about the sexual awakening of the teenage male.
What happened?
and then she just starts bleeding heavily for reasons
yes, but let's be fair - she is an Übermensch, physically and mentally always superior, for almost no reason (she grew up Vulcan, apparently that's enough)
this show would have be far more likeable if they just set it in the JJ abrams trekverse
Every time they show the bridge they have to play that fucking TOS scanner sound.
>bwoo-ooo-ooo
Probably wasn't a disco fan
>Michael feels the disturbance in the Force through her Midichlorians.
No, dude, you don't get it, it's because they're both experienced at Vulcan meditation so they can really save on long distance calls by doing mind tele-visioning. It's Vulcans, like Spock.
They make some distortion sound every time they show not-frieza too.
I want daftpunk waifu back
Vash. Never forget Vash.
We don't know that it's not. The license issue is real.
Daft Punk is a poo-in-loo
>we're gonna break new ground with a gay couple on star trek, what shall we do with the reveal scene?
>why not have them fellate some '''''toothbrushes'''''?
>brilliant!
Weaponised and ready to deploy.
>Dad dead
I appear to have inadvertently discarded the item of 'Fuck' that I had intended to deliver.
>DISCO written in a Bank Gothic facsimile on their T-shirts
it basically is in the JJ universe. Font should be Eurostile
>Michael feels the disturbance in the Force through her Midichlorians.
oh ffs... I know you're joking but I bet it's how they'll do it.
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