Why are old Bollywood movies so comfy?

Why are old Bollywood movies so comfy?

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wtf I want to fuck an Indian now

>comfy

If you mean 3+ hours of glass-shattering "singing" and stupidly awkward dance routines.

because it reminds you of shitting outside

OP bless you for posting Madhuri

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This shit is so catchy and sexy

bollywood is awful.
they never make a single thing that's remotely watchable.
everyone that willingly watches their films has mental problems

imagine thinking this is good

because you're a smelly Indian

>1993 is now considered old

Fuck. Anyway, I'll throw in a couple.

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3 idiots is the only indian movie worth watching

I thoroughly enjoy all Amir Khan joints. Also Swades was amazing.

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Half indian/white are qt3.14s

Do you know the one where they're in some kind of brewery or factory making drinks, and it's basically all guys except one hot chick. I saw it a long time ago but can't find it

the buring train, Amar Akbar Antony, and mard are classics.

Bollywood movies are marketed to illiterate peasants who want several hours of eye candy and distraction for a few pennies after a thankless week toiling in the mud. The standards are appropriate to the audience.

Sorry user, for every one I've seen there's a hundred I haven't.

Also, it's not Bollywood but Baahubali 2 is still the best time I've had at the theater all year.

I want street shitters to leave

Because India is fascinating and awesome.

It's a shame Sup Forums can never ever get over the poo jokes.

I did.

Sholay was a great movie

Things I like about Bollywood
>they shoot on film
>they shoot 2:35:1 and wider
>they don't use shakycam very much
>they don't desaturate the image

There are movies coming out in India that look like they could have been made in the early 90s.

hell yeah

for those who have a knack for westerns they should defs check out sholay

Just over dramatic bullshit, with shitty screeching musical numbers, slow motion unfappable sex scenes.

the actors shat in between scenes?

>comfyfag

Rangeela is the best movie ever.

What's with indians and their obsession with putting gold all over their bodies?

that outfit is NOT comfy looking

I don't know but I find it very erotic.

The only Bollywood movies I've enjoyed were two crime... dramas?... comedies....? called Singham and Singham Returns. They were so fucking over-the-top and ridiculous and absurd they were immensely entertaining and funny (sometimes unintentionally).

I saw this in hindi with the indian guys. I obviously don't speak designated-street- shitting but i could literally guess everything said in this movie. The indian guys were laughing at this fact. BAHUUUUUUUU

Cause they're a golden people.

Maybe if you're jewish or persian

Why are Indian women mostly super attractive while the men are almost always ugly as fuck?

Is it something in the food? I just never understood.

I read somewhere that they actually only cast lighter skinned Indian actresses because that's what Indian men (not to mention foreign men) prefer, and that it would be considered very unusual to cast a darker skinned Indian woman as the central love interest or attraction.

Makes sense to me.

Are you saying your showing didn't have subtitles? I saw it in the original Telugu on the last day it was in my city. If I'd known I was going to enjoy it as much as I did I would've gone to other theater it was playing at and seen in IMAX.

Yeah, they're all about the lighter skin and still market whitening creams to women. These are older, but the woman in these commercials is Priyanka Chopra from Quantico and Baywatch.

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bruh most indian women are fat as shit. You see their bellies out of their sarees

It's all changed now though. Some faggot showed them digital cameras and the stuff coming out now is literally sub-YT standard. The DPs that knew how to light and shoot film are dying and new ones for the most part don't know jack shit. All they do is tease cultural boundaries on taboo subjects and struggle to find a 3 hour moneygrab in the editing bay. It's literally softcore porn tier.

I think it's also that there are parts of India that have absolutely massive population size with REALLY ugly people. We're talking one state that, population-wise, is larger than the entirety of Australia. And pretty much all of these people are subhuman levels of ugly.

The few that look good (I'll try to find a couple that are decent and post them) are from communities that are nowhere near as populous and thereby don't really fit the mold that represents India to most of the world.

she needs to lay off the colored lenses, shitty nose jobs and east european tier lip injections

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>Why are Indian women mostly super attractive
They aren't, at all. Bollywood actresses are literally the top 0.001% of a country with a population of a billion people

That thumbnail made me think she was being grabbed by the hair by another girl but the real pic wasn't so hot

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