> I give him a rug of a skunks butt

Did he commit murderer?

Coulda just bought it from a bounty hunter, or took a skunk from the graveyard.

Or maybe animals in Zootopia can arrange to sell the rights to their body after death in exchange for some cash.

>Did he commit murderer?
No, but he shaved a skunk's arse. Some might say that's worse.

May as well have just put "Zootopia thread" in the OP

Probably paid a skunk prostitute to shave her butt fur.

why would anyone use a skunk prostitute?

Fart fetish.

Some animals may have a stinky hooker fetish.....who knows.

Safe to say that Zootopia probably has prostitution. And there are probably skunk hookers.

I don't know why they are so desperate, they have their comfy >>/trash/, where they can shitpost and post their crappy OC all day and night.

Are we distracting from your 4 Steven Universe threads?....

>commit murderer

I want to do dirty things to this bunny

then that makes you a furry

Like shoveling dirt?

good lord, these eyes. there's barely any room left for the brain, right?

if they're being anatomically accurate

Because they themselves are a skunk, or they have a thing for big fluffy tails.
A clean skunk doesn't smell any worse than other people, you racist idiot.

jesus, two minutes and autism speaks.

do fur donors exist in zootopia?

any theories how did mr. Big realized the rug of made of skunk'ss butt fur?

Did a barebottomed skunk barged into the funeral?

What if the skunk wanted it? What if he had to shave a skunk's rear end for some reason and simply thought of a way to profit (further?) from that?

>tfw no qt3.14 rabbit to peg you into submission