Imagine a pasty white 40 year old virgin who's been active in the Simpsons fandom since the mid-90s and who's drawn hundreds and hundreds of shitty fanart pics and episode scripts based around your Simpsons timeskip featuring a muscle girl Maggie. On top of posting rants on NoHomers about how the writers steal from you and how the show is so fucking terrible now, but you won't stop watching it.
Then you realize that this person actually exists and isn't a meme.
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At least he's doing something with his life.
there is a simpsons fandom?
Hey Sup Forums, how you picture yourself when you reach 40 year old?
Was your time spent on Sup Forums well spent?
got to admire the dedication
I'm finally leaving. It'll been seven years in a few months.
I'll still come back to storytime occasionally though.
All that porn and shitty OCs have to come from somewhere.
Since my suspicions are on record that he's probably gay (liking muscle girls is generally a sign that you're a closet case).
>I'm finally leaving. It'll been seven years in a few months.
I told myself 2 years ago. The first week is a little hard, the rest is a cakewalk. Then you make the mistake of assuming you can just waltz in again and not get trapped again.
Hopefully ill be dead before 30
I was interested in "Maggie and Eric" after finding it as a kid. I thought it was cool to see Bart and Jessica Lovejoy working together after years of separation.
Boy howdy, I was a fucking idiot as a child.
>doxxing someone is fine when it's one of the "bad guys"
hypocrisy, thy name is Sup Forumsmblr
As someone currently being paid 2000 a month to do Verification and Validation, I still see myself here, getting paid to shitpost on Sup Forums between projects
Dumbass Sup Forums was doxxing before you even needed a reason to do it.
Oh, I've tried several times now. But I mean it this time. I'm going back to school, got a job, talking to women again. I feel like I've finally outgrown this place.
yeah but now only the "good guys" are allowed to do it
I love how he uses all this shiny metallic coloring to hide his terrible grasp of anatomy.
ED/Kiwi Farms when?
I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
eh, Sup Forums is one of the less worst sites of the Internet and is amusing enough to be a nice memory when I outgrow it if I do, anyway
>how you picture yourself when you reach 40 year old?
There's no way in hell I want to reach 40. I'm cashing in at 30.
He got into a steaming rage over Milhouse being a roid junkie in Future Drama and claimed the writers stole the idea from him, although it was actually extrapolated from Separate Vocations.
His old stuff was better when he followed the show's art style more closely. This is p. good. The OP pic is not.
What the hell is this?
nohomers.net
I don't recall anything like that in the R&R thread, although I'm facepalming at how many people gave this turd a 5/5 rating.
Surprisingly, there is and they can be pretty obsessive. Some of them have even posted their, uh, "creations" here.
A straight guy wouldn't draw this, methinks.
Past year or two, I slowed down my Sup Forums browsing. I still pop in from time to time, but not as heavily like before. I didn't log in since summer or early fall last year, and only browsed this january again to check on things. I'm a bit out of loop and missed Sup Forums during the US elections. That must have been quite the week.
But yeah slowly cutting back on Sup Forums.
It looks a character in some shitty console fighting game.
>I browse NoHomers
>I know this person, and this thread is a pleasant surprise as he's annoying as fuck
nice
I notice he seems to have this problem with always giving the characters these weird poses with their legs spread out. Nobody actually fucking stands like that. Try studying some official art/drawing guides or better yet, a book on basic anatomy.
>active in the simpsons fandom since the mid-90s
>he's 40
So he started at like 15?
He mentions on his DA page that he was born in 1976, and his earliest online posts appear to have been from 1994, when he was 18.
It was the most iconic cartoon for at least a century, what would make you think otherwise?
My first online posts were to alt.tv.simpsons when I was 15. God, those were bad. I never ever want to see them again.
lyl
Still here, still shitposting, still watching cartoons, and realizing there's people born in this year who are now old enough to post on Sup Forums.
this, mainly: But hopefully I'll die before I hit 31.
Life is too long.
The ATS regulars were kind of douchey anyway. They used to treat the board like their s00per sekrit clubhouse and get offended if you weren't one of them. One time I drew some hardcore flames for answering a poster's question about the song Lisa plays in Lisa's Sax (Baker Street).
You see, apparently this question was asked a _lot_ of times on ATS to the point where it got annoying and the group regulars would just give some troll answer or insult. So they flamed me over a spit for breaking of the "cardinal" group rules.
The nature of the site is always a positive for a person with my '' I like a little bit of everything '' personality.
I also like that we get a more unbiased look at comic book news over here.
The only problem are boards like Sup Forums or /tvirgins/ that turn cape threads into shilling fests
i've been wasting my life in this hellhole for like a decade now
still better than that guy
Also there was a legendary troll named Satmar Hassidim who used to post ramblings about Lisa being a Marxist protodyke Turkorussian Jewess. Dude was Sup Forums before Sup Forums.
You doing nothing is better than him doing something.
Errghh...
>we get a more unbiased look at comic book news over here.
We do?
The fuck's with Bart's hair?
...
That's not Bart, it's his OC donut steal little brother he gave Maggie even though it's canon that Homer is sterile from nuclear plant radiation.
Fucking 2005. I honestly think I could have had a shot at being a normie if I never found this place.
He looks like he has a scrotum on his head.
there's an alternate universe where Matt decided to end it all years ago.
when truly live in the darkest timeline
I only care enough to post about how little I care.
Explain.
Jesus, man, don't give them ideas. The show only needs about seventy more years to make it to a century. Hell, it makes thirty this year if you count the Tracey Ullman shorts.
>those colors
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the Simpsons artwork is ugly af in general
late 40's user here. I wasted a lot of my 20's and most of my 30's, but finished out a bachelor's and got a decent job at a hospital working their computer security.
Sup Forums helped me with Win-o-threads, user art, and pointing me out to cool web comics like
pandemonium wizard village
lackadaisy
latchkeykingdom
endtown
and rosiannarabbit
The board is a good place with good things. I hope it's around for two or more decades, at least.
And this isn't helping.
>Boy howdy, I was a fucking idiot as a child
Yes. Yes, you were.
cool
>50 seasons worth of fanscripts/episode descriptions
You won't be. Trust me. Don't bank on it.
Is it me, or does this guy have no clue how weight and gravity work?
>I honestly think I could have had a shot at being a normie if I never found the internet.
fixed
>I honestly think I could have had a shot at being a normie if I worked out and lift'd every night.
fixeld
Gonna force myself to leave in a tad. Used to browse Sup Forums /ck/ Sup Forums and Sup Forums. All told those but /ck/ are cancer. So it will be easy to break
Literally nothing wrong with bring a button at any age.
There's far worse art styles for example Littlest Pet Sop.