RECITE YOUR BASELINE, user

RECITE YOUR BASELINE, user.

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If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape.

YOU'RE WAY OFF BASELINE user

traps are gay

capeshit
capeshit
i love capshit.

(Gay)

>YOUR PARENTS KEEP ASKING TO MEET YOUR AI GF BUT YOU KEEP AVOIDING THE SUBJECT. CELLS
CELLS

>SOMEONE BROKE INTO YOUR APARTMENT AND HACKED YOUR AI GF SO THAT SHE ONLY LUSTS FOR BLACK COCK. INTERLINKED
I-I-INTERLINKED

I chuckled, but the repeated words have to also be used in the scenario phrases.
4/10, try again.

I am nothing. Nothing.
I hear nothing. Nothing.
I see nothing. Nothing.
I know nothing. Nothing.

Nothing Nothing Nothing

>YOU ARE A CUBICLE WAGE-SLAVE WITHOUT HOPE OF EVER BREAKING FREE. INTERLINKED.
INTERLINKED

>YOU LIVE IN A LITERAL BRAVE NEW WORLD DYSTOPIA, EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS BRAINWASHED BY CORPORATE MEDIA. ALL HUMAN VALUES, CULTURES AND NATIONS ARE BEING SUBSTITUTED BY A LO-FI CONSUMERIST FACSIMILE. YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT IT WITH ANYONE FOR FEAR OF BEING SHUNNED BY THE FLUORIDE-DRINKING POPULATION. INTERLINKED.
INTERLINKED

>YOU IDENTIFY YOUR AUTISTIC SELF WITH FOCUS GROUP-DESIGNED CHARACTERS ON BIG HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTIONS, YOUR ONLY JOY IN LIFE COMES FROM INTERNET MEMES WHICH HAVE BEEN HIJACKED BY THE SAME HOLLYWOOD PROPAGANDA COMBINE AND THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE IS YOUR PERSONAL FRIENDS SIMULATOR, YOU PATHETIC SHADOW OF A MAN. CELLS.
C-CELLS…

>YOU'VE SEEN THINGS PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE. CELLS.
CELLS.
>ATTACK SHIPS FIRE OFF THE SHOULDER OF ORION. CELLS
CELLS.
>YOU'VE WATCHED C-BEAMS GLITTER IN THE DARK NEAR TANNHAUSER GATE. INTERLINKED.
INTERLINKED.
>ALL THOSE MOMENTS WILL BE LOST IN TIME. INTERLINKED.
I-INTERLINKED.
>LIKE TEARS IN RAIN
..snow

god damnit why did this make me laugh

I'm gonna have to draw a line in the sand here. The whole charm of the meme doesn't work unless CELLS and INTERLINKED are used as the punchlines, even if it isn't 100% faihtful to the source material in question.

I wish anti-capitalists wouldn't call themselves marxists because it only makes people think of communism and we badly need some rethinking of the whole global capitalism we've got going here but the opposition is so shit.

Pretty sure they don't, they just have to be similar in idea ie "holding hands" can be interlinked

For memery reasons I'd say that's fair.
Maybe you're right.

True.

The fact is I'm far from being a marxist or a communist. Our enemies are exactly the same, though: I'm a libertarian anti-globalist.

It's not about the classical modernist political compass anymore. We are in a politically post-modern world now, the Post-History. Classic concepts of left and right, liberalism and conservatism, while philosophically interesting, have no real meaning in the political landscape anymore, as they are used by the master puppeteers to keep you trapped in a fake pop-culture antagonistic dialectic. The fight today is this: globalist banking elites (call them crony capitalism, neocons, neolibs, the bourgeoisie, da joos, Wall Street, the Illuminati... whatever) vs. EVERYONE else. They’ve already taken control of most of the world. They're hellbent destroying all self-governing nations, traditions, family networks... and mall-ifying the whole world, changing human culture for a consumerist, degenerate, AI-controlled facsimile. That is, turning everyone else into a slave for their system. Corporate AI dystopia. Every conflict on Earth today, from geopolitics to economics to gender/race wars, has to fought and understood in the context of this battleground. The sooner you learn this, the sooner you wake up to reality.

I am lying awake unable to sleep because of bad memories and you made me laugh

Thank you

This one hurt

>you drink coffee each morning even though you know it makes you fart in class
FART
>you know the coffee makes your shit messy but you do it anyway
SHIT

>anti-capatalism = Marxism

no, most anti-capatalists happen to be far left because most places people gain a consciousness of the eternal slavery of capatalism teach hard left politics and values.

They are basically brain washed but aware of their slavery. Its easy to be anti marxism and still hate capitalism, unite the workers of one race under one nation, prohibit foreign trading and wages go up, unemployment is eradicated and sub humans are removed.

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend 10 racks on a new chain (yuh)
My bih love do cocaine, ooh (ooh)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bih no wedding ring (ooh)
Rather go and buy Balmains (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang), Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)

The response parts would be class and anyway respectively, you fucking faggot.

Faggot (faggot)

is this the birth of an epic new meme

Yes, like that. (That.)

This song really isn't complete without the crashing waves.
Crank that volume on the right down to half though.

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Hes not an economist ladies and gentlemen, nor is he a political philosopher. Instead he's a child, taking a brief sojourn from clasping his undescended testicles whilst reading furry doujins to let us know his semi-developed opinions he gathered from other paranoid, unemployed, fragile little boys

YOU'RE A BIG GUY, FOR YOU
(FOR YOU)
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
(AIRCRAFT)
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
(HIRED GUN)
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE
(WHO WE ARE)

Great job user, you get to bring friends.

A real human bean(BEAN)
HONK(HONK)

YOU WILL NEVER SATISFY YOUR WOMAN. LITTLE WHITE DICKS
>LITTLE WHITE DICKS
YOU ARE INFERIOR. LITTLE WHITE DICKS
>LITTLE WHITE DICKS
LITTLE AND WHITE. LITTLE WHITE DICKS
>LITTLE WHITE DICKS
YOU WILL STAND AND WATCH. LITTLE WHITE DICKS
>LITTLE WHITE DICKS
YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU. BIG BLACK COCKS
>BIG BLACK COCKS
YOU'RE STARVING. BIG BLACK COCKS
>BIG BLACK COCKS
YOUR WIFE'S SON. BIG BLACK COCKS
>BIG BLACK COCKS
WHITE MALES DESERVE EXTERMINATION. BIG BLACK COCKS
>BIG BLACK COCKS

>YOUR LIFE HAS NOT PROGRESSED IN ANY WAY FOR THREE YEARS CELLS
CELLS
>YOUR GRANDPARENTS THAT YOU'VE ALIENATED WITH YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF A LIFE WILL DIE BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND NEVER SEE YOU ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING INTERLINKED
I-INTERLINKD

YOUR PLACE AS AN OLDER SIBLING THAT YOUR YOUNGER SIBLINGS CAN RELY ON HAS BEEN COMPLETELY TAKEN FROM YOU SINCE YOU CAN PROVIDE THEM WITH NOTHING CELLS
CEL-GHADDAMIT

Great job (C)K you're perfectly in line with your baseline

My grandparents never cared about me so I don't care.
By the third one stings.

>user K-D-SIX-DASH-THREE-DOT-SEVEN, LET'S BEGIN. ARE YOU READY?
>Yes, Sir.
>RECITE YOUR BASELINE!
>And blood-black nothingness began to spin. A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem. And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played
>CELLS
>Cells
>HAVE YOU BEEN ALONE YOUR WHOLE LIFE? CELLS
>Cells
>DO YOU HUG YOUR PILLOW AT NIGHT TO EASE YOUR LONELINESS? CELLS
>Cells
>DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BEDROOM IS YOUR CELL? CELLS
>Cells
>HAVE YOU SEEN THE GIRL YOU LOVE KISSING A MAN BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU? CELLS
>Cells
>INTERLINKED
>Interlinked
>DO YOU LONG TO BE INTERLINKED WITH SOMEONE? INTERLINKED
>Interlinked
>DO YOU DAYDREAM ABOUT HOLDING HER HAND? INTERLINKED
>Interlinked
>DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO BE INTERLINKED WITH HER? INTERLINKED
>Interlinked
>WHY DO YOU STRUGGLE SO MUCH TO CONNECT TO OTHER PEOPLE? INTERLINKED
>Interlinked
>DO YOU FEEL LIKE A LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN? INTERLINKED
>Interlinked
>BOYS HALF YOUR AGE HAVE MORE ROMANTIC EXPERIENCE THAN YOU. INTERLINKED
>Interlinked
>WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
>Within cells interlinked
>WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT THREE TIMES? WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
>Within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked.
>WE'RE DONE user. PICK UP YOUR PAYMENT AND GET OUT OF HERE.

lmao

>BANE, CIA, DR PAVEL, CELLS
Cells

>FLIGHTPLAN LISTS NONE OF YOU, INTERLINKED
Interlinked

>I AM THE SENATE. CELLS.
Cells.

>WORK FOR THE MASKETTA MAN, INTERLINKED
Interlinked

>FOR YOU, A BIG GUY FOR YOU. CELLS INTERLINKED.
Cells interlinked.

>SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OF A PLANE, BANE.
Bane.

>WHAT MATTERED WAS OUR PLAN, NOT WHO WE ARE. INTERLINKED. CELLS.
Interlinked. Cells.