Bad Choreography on Cell Block 99

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hahahah holy shit this is some serious amateur hour arrow season 3-4 level shit

kek

it took him that fucking long to realize he had a baton?

>not immediately swarmed by fifteen guards and fed through a straw for the next six months
White privilege at its finest

Is this a comedy?

Is it out on torrent?

lol, wrestling looks more real than this. Why is Sup Forums sucking this movie's dick?

How do I keep falling for the Sup Forums recommendation meme every time?

Bone Tomahawk was pretty bad too, it was an amateur attempt at a McCarthy western

Christian xxx is doing full on gay porn now? nice!

People advertise their movies here if you didn't know

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck, I almost torrented this thing too. I should know better than to listen to a rec from here.

Good to see Vince Vaughn is still a terrible actor. Also those hits at the end?? Should have just cut that out.

I thought it was pretty good.

I thought the prison yard fight was better, though.

wow.

It was okay but overall a bit boring. Jennifer Carpenter also sucks in everything she is in.

Fight choreography in this film is well done and realistic. Much more than the shaky cam martial arts trash in most films.

When will stupid, stupid asshole manlets learn?

>going toe to toe with an offender using fists
dropped

It's "movie" choreography. Are you gonna say Jackie Chan is shit because he does too many flips to be realistic?

>Vince's next film is titled Dragged Across Concrete

Hope its as violent as the name implies.

not saying realistic you dopey twat. saying bad.

It looks absolutely fine for a movie. I happen to be an expert on this subject as I watch mma.

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Very few movies manages to actually depict the frantic, improvisational and chaotic nature of a brawl. The Raid springs to mind.

>Very few movies manages to actually depict the frantic, improvisational and chaotic nature of a brawl
$0.027 has been deposited in your account

IGF-1 doping, clearly

The implication was that depiction in this movie was lacking.

like they didn't spend more on Social Media shilling PR than directorial consulting

i didn't understand if it was meant to be that way but a lot of the fight scenes were so rigid and odd, this one and the fight at the end.. i can only assume that they were shot like that on purpose for some reason.

They movie was perfect except the manlet guard and final headshot

Ever since True Detective Season 2 they pretend Vince Vaughn can act and have a gay obsession with him.

>this movie was lacking
lololololololol.....
responses in these threads are always the same
wonder who could be behind it?

>Vince Vaughn can act
guy managed to make David Schwimmer look like Lawrence Olivier in this scene

it wasn't bad. It was great, very realistic. You just get used to fantasy fights from the movies(i'm saying this neutrally. Nothing wrong with fantasy fights. They are also great).

It's being directed by the same guy so it's probably going to have the same amount of violence. Very little but when it happens it's extreme.

The continuity in this movie is all fucked up

Ive heard the term glassjaw but thats taking the piss

You think OP's webm is realistic?

holy fuck my sides

Not very realistic at all. All of those move are stiff and very clearly rehearsed.

he's got the "SS+GOMAD for 6 months" body

>feet hurt

He didn't want to actually hit the black man, because that would be considered racist, and he didn't want to tarnish his pristine reputation as a lover of all races and color.

This is laughably bad. Looks like a fight scene from the old Green Hornet tv show.

he started as a gay porn star under the name max diesel

dont ask me how i know

You understand why movie director really don't want more than 24fps.

0:01-0:02
0:22-0:23

you can literally see the gears turning in vince's stupid fucking head, this giant mook has never moved with urgency in his fucking life goddamn this is awful. I'm saving these so I can post them whenever i see someone sucking this movies dick

>Avg Rating 7.6
>Avg Rating 3.7
what's the problem?

his character in all of hacksaw ridge felt like a horrible fucking joke. He was supposed to be a hardass drill seargeant but he felt like a guy that watched full metal jacket and is trying not to laugh while parodying lee ermey's scenes

tfw you list "Brawl movie PR campaign" as your experience as an SEO

how is it so high?

>"few movies can really depict a chaotic brawl, a movie that isn't brawl on cell block 99 does it well
>SHILL SHILL

are you fucking retarded?

what a life you must lead

I mean how the fuck are we supposed to know whats going on when the fights arent in near total darkness with so much cgi everything blurs to gether and you cant tell whats going on the 100k effects shot because it last .5 seconds .

the raid redemption is about 400 times better than this garbage. Either go full on choreographed 70s kung fu with confident stances and pacing inbetween, embrace the goofiness OR do the chaotic brawling to the max, not this bullshit middle ground where people half ass swings at each other and move with the urgency of fat paid actors

yeah its rough fuckin your mom every hour. she's a needy one but I find time inbetween to btfo you goobers though

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Are you trolling or just a fucking retard? Watching the webm the first time I almost thought they were friends play fighting each orher.

because it is a great movie. You are pleb.

Imagine your standards being this low

Kek nice damage control Vince. Shitty fights in other movies doesn't excuse your slightly less shitty fight you lazy fatass

holy fuck what is the deal with your reading comprehension. are you by any chance this guy as well?
You have serious problems when it comes to deciphering people's motives

I hate this fucking board. Bunch of fucking capeshit loving brainlets, the lot of ya.

IS THIS A JOKE

quite sure the people ripping this movie also hate capeshit, although I can only speak for myself. If anything this movie relies on gimmicks as much as capeshit

holy fuck lol he puts the shoe in his own mouth

>watch bad gay porn acting compilation on youtube
>wait a sec I've seen this guy before
Hate the guy tbqh

>this comment directly after this gif
pottery

Is this achieveable natty?

I love prisonkino so I got easily memed to watch this.

What a fucking shitty movie holy fuck

Let's just ignore the obviously terrible plot and how ugly and bad Jennifer Carpenter is.
The special effect are total trash, what the fuck was up with the grenades at the beginning? And the delayed reaction to the bullets hitting the short mexican guy?
What the fuck was up with the starting scene of him trashing her car? Banging on the hood and then ripping it? The whole scene lasted 30 seconds too much, it all looked unnatural.

I liked the colors, the lighting and the prisons, but holy fuck the action scenes were total shit. Did they even watch it before release?
Him jumping in the water to escape the big guy shooting him? The grenade in the water? Him trying to climb the pole? WHAT THE FUCK
The asian looking guy doing those kung fu style punches to the tires? Christ what a cring fest.
Not only the fighting is terribly unrealisting, it doesnt even look remotely good.
Any of you who says it's ok doesn't know shit about fighting. Not even people that don't know how to fight fight like that, and he should be a somewhat famous ex boxer? Those fucking punches on the elbows?

Gollumwife asking for the rifle at end while Gil looks at her like "O-M-G a FeMaLe sHooTer WoW!!!1"

God dammit I expected more

How the fuck does this have such high rating? People in the comment section of the site I use for streaming calling it "BEST MOVIE EVER!" is this all shilling for some obscure reason?

God, that was so bad.

LoL that is actually the whole crux of the scene. Dude's in a lax prison and needs to get transfered to the worst prison in america.

>the grenades
that was the most accurate depiction of grenades i have seen in a film
go back to

youtube.com/watch?v=0W75JH1x5BI

Sure mate, really accurate. Not looked like full of talc in any way.
Stop shilling for this terrible movie, Vince isn't gonna let you suck his cock anyway

>when he reaches in to rip the wiring out of the headlights

L M A O

>Banging on the hood and then ripping it?
I think we were supposed to take away that his wife knew what was coming next.

That if she let him "do his thing" he would just calm down and they would make things right.

We're supposed to believe this guy channels his rage, I suppose and has the Ryu power to Street Fighter II a vehicle...then afterwards, calmly process his wife's emotional state for why she has been sleeping around, comfort her and the two come away with a pragmatic approach towards their relationship.

Not even teenagers are this autistic to think this is a plausible story.

This idiot was an ex boxer but wasnt smart enough to install a heavy bag to work his emotions? He thinks going in the hole for $2500 of auto repairs is going to make his wife wish she didnt cheat on him?

I cringed the entire time and had to eject when Vince nonchalantly throws away his new generic thug partners $800 handguns in the water. "I don't do guns".....

is there not a mandatory height to enter the military in America?

Is wrapping your knuckles for 3 months in rags the only clincal way to treat hand wounds?
Asking for a doctor friend...

this is what fight scenes look like without the director cutting every second.

it's pretty low afaik. us manlets are useful in war.

well, depends on the wound, a cut is often treated that way only less messy
if it's broken you often have to use a splint

the grenade landed under a police car and still resembled that video's explosion.

ahahahaahah

vince stop pls

were you expecting it to flip the cruiser over? I don't get it. looked like what you would expect of a grenade going off under a vehicle to me.

im sure thats what they look like exploding in a desert
didnt see much sand around in the movie

>Vince isn't gonna let you suck his cock anyway
Caspere knew this

What about the magically appearing sub machine guns?

>dual wielding against the po-lice

Manlets were super useful in Vietnam, they were the only ones who could squeeze into those little chink jungle tunnels: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_rat

The assblasted defenders of this cheap shitty flick.
Sad!
Vince is a bumbling autist. Terrible terrible just awful fight scenes.
>hurr realism
What fight is like this. Vince moving slow as fuck.
Fights like someone who's shadowboxing, but doesnt know how to actually fight. So he swings and attacks very slowly, thinking a fight wont be fast, chaotic or messy.
Just awful. Never direct again.

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AHAHAHA

I thought this was meant to be kino

>judging a film on a short soundless clip
shiggy diggy

How it should've looked like

youtube.com/watch?v=JPxPA2sAf_0

How it really looked like

youtube.com/watch?v=pMyigAT5MU0


Even if it was ALMOST realistic, why would they make it the ONLY realistic thing in the damn movie?

>sound would make that choreography any less hilarious
nope

no, but context might

also wrong, it would actually be even worse if this scene had any sort of tension or dramatic stakes leading up to it because then you'd be taken out of it even harder by the shit choreography

Im imagining the punches sounded like this
youtube.com/watch?v=Tp7sDYEq5vI

>100kg washing machine with the grenade inside it vs. a 4 ton police car with a grenade under it

the resulting blast in the film looked about right to me. I don't know what else you considered unrealistic in the film. maybe the gore at the end was a bit over-the-top, and the characters behaved like they were all strung out, and obviously vince being a jason voorhees-like wrecking machine, but I can't think of anything beyond that.

ayy lmao what the fuggg
I don't even know what this is but it looks like some stupid parody