JSA Storytime: Majestic

Good evening owls,

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Ahhhh, a hangover...

>that's what happens when you drink Everclear

Sweet a srorytime I can leave up on my phone to read in the morning when I wake.

Thanks fella

hoot hoot

Madge is a big Sartre fan?

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Dude, like, fractals, you know?

Mighty Captain Marvel #0 : 53,263

Dude!

So how much do you think marvel overshipped?

was that really 100% overshipping?

Oh look, it's your average Aussie shitposter!

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100% overship aroccding to rich


#7 Star Wars #26 – 50% overship
#9 Hulk #1 – 50% overship
#13 Invincible Iron Man #2 – Overship to match to order for #1
#16 Hawkeye #1 – 100% overship
#19 Gamora #1 – 100% overship
#21 Avengers #2 – Overship to match to order of #1
#23 Guardians of the Galaxy #15 – 100% overship
#29 Rocket Raccoon #1 – 100% overship
#30 Nova #1 – 100% overship
#34 Mighty Captain Marvel #0 – 100% overship
#35 Star Lord #1 – 100% overship
#43 Champions #3 – Overship to match order to #2

Star Wars Doctor Aphra #1 (Marvel) - 99,067
Hulk #1 (Marvel) - 89,810
>Hawkeye #1 (Marvel) - 70,884
>Gamora #1 (Marvel) - 65,032
>Rocket Raccoon #1 (Marvel) - 59,305
> Nova #1 (Marvel) - 58,393

When will Marvel stop with the Carol shilling?

Hello, Storyteller.

>have to read Supergirl to get the next part of the Legion buildup
I can't sigh hard enough to properly convey how frustrating this is. The shit I put up with...

shitposters are an essential part of the Sup Forums ecology

it's chug coffee time, or I'm going to fall over at my desk

I love you, Cranky, and that's why I'm loling at you

Because honestly I don't GAF about Supergril either

I am baffled as to why they put such horrid art on Supergirl.

And Titans while we're at it.

You'd think they'd want the books to be aesthetically pleasing since she has a show and people wanted Wally.

That wasn't so hard

>ou'd think they'd want the books to be aesthetically pleasing since she has a show and people wanted Wally.

Titans is selling Fine with advertising

surely nothing here will go wrong

jeeeesus, Ed McGuinness' kids are fucking terrifying

>TT is worse
>Titans is selling better
>dc keeps shilling the TT book

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Bumblebee suit would look pretty cool if the headgear weren't yellow.

well this does kind of look familiar with the Now, doesn't it

Hopes deleted with the latest Secret Empire teaser.

what's it about? I have seen basically nothing from yesterday/today

I also kind of had one too many cake vodka fizzies that night

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That's a pretty gay bar.

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Kid's gonna turn out to be brat, ain't he?

Why did they think that was acceptable.

The art is shit and that lineup does not inspire enthusiasm

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I love you too, Storyteller, which why I'm ignoring the condescension.

Though admittedly, considering Kara's history with the Legion, it does make sense that part of their Rebirth arc would take place in her book. Makes a hell of a lot more sense than some random cameo in Batman of all places.

lmao holy shit

and then there was one with champions written on it so waid's shit book will tie into it so who even cares about this event

wow, that's fucking nothing

Speaking of Wildstorm, a new Jenny (or revamped Jenny Quantum)?

comicsalliance.com/dc-april-covers-preview/

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The only way to redeem this shit is if ya boi Tasky and Songbird are in the Divided we fall teaser. But I'm guessing Kamala, Miles, Whor, Moon Girl and a couple more new generation characters

Has there been any news regarding the wildstorm imprint orrrrr

Gotta be a Jenny, yeah

re: other books? nah not yet

Karnak To End With Issue 6 In February


“KARNAK 6 is now wrapped – I proofed the colours and lettering on Tuesday night. Given its uniquely difficult run, I think Marvel will be happy to lay it to rest. I was only ever on it for six issues, but I somehow doubt anyone will be following me on that property for a while. Respect to my artists, Gerardo Zaffino and Roland Boschi, colourist Dan Brown, letterer Clayton Cowles, Darren Shan in the office and, particularly, editor Nick Lowe, for giving me the space to write this horrible little book. I suspect I have outstayed my welcome at Marvel with this thing that was really just bad readings of philosophy, punching, and a character study of an absolute trashfire of a human being. But I like to think it was worth it.”

Is that supposed to be rust on the truck? It looks like they just mowed down a pack of zombies.

There's at least two Wild Storm solicits out, but no news on connected books yet

She looks kind of like Asian Jenny Sparks so I wouldn't be shocked if it's technically Jenny Quantum but Ellis just writes her like Sparks which I am also fine with since Sparks is superior in every imaginable way

Can someone please explain why people are so pissed about Captain Hydra? Heroes running villainous organizations is not a new thing. Daredevil famously became leader of the hand back in the mid 2000s, so why all the fuss?

When do we get Majestrate shirtless?

Bless his heart, hee.

hell of a lot of MCU influence, especially on the "Hydra is NAZIS!!!!" front

he's like six, you sick fuck. he looks like Astro Boy.

oh my god, how many Astro Boy porn doujin must exist

this is an acceptable not-quite-Pieta pose

that one from CW2 was just bizarre and completely inappropriate

moral posturing

how DARE Marvel turn the most pure and steadfast bastion of hope and positivity into a NAZI? This is clearly meant to be a permanent change! Marvel hates freedom!

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mild spoiler: Majestic actually has another kid, he just doesn't know about it

Unexpectedly frank.

So does Zealot coincidentally enough.(hehe hehe)

or shit, he might by this point in time, I always forget

>Movie Shilling: The Poster

OP is a faggot

and so are you

and the result was cute! CUTE!

I think it might be later in the series. Could be wrong though.

Hi thread!

i'm mad people are mad about Secret Empire because for once an event seems naturally occurring/built up to !

I've missed you too, sugartits

Did Kid Maj ever show up in anything else?

Marvel's teasers so far seem kind of forced and unnatural even if the event itself had naturally occurring lead up

>blue devil on steroids
Ok, let's see where this goes.

Ah, so it's outrage born of stupidity. Figures.

Like, it's fairly obvious that Steve is running the joint to use its resources towards positive ventures. Again, Daredevil did this same thing a while back. This ain't nothing but running game. But hey, fuck having a potentially interesting storyline, I guess.

Secret Invasion also had a build up and Bendis shoved it up his ass.

I'm a super HYDRA Cap supporter but that is literally the worst Daredevil story in 25 years

I really wish Deathstroke could get a better artist... Three so far and all three are meh as fuck. Why couldn't Priest land Evely?

Oh shit! He's gonna fight Night on Bald Mountain!

Yes I know the demon's name is actually Chaernobog

Because this is a rare time it's done well.

some of the outrage about it from even old-school comics nerds got incredibly personal on an uncomfortable level, including invocations of "Kirby fought Nazis so it's utterly inappropriate to make his greatest creation into one." Busiek got into it hard over that, and then over the "And writers are representatives of the company so they should comport themselves like I want them to on social media" thing.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Secret Invasion, what a waste

tfw the Snyder/Capullo event is gonna take away attention from Legion return

true, i dunno it seems like it's catching a lot of event hate flack when it seems like the rare good event

Hardly though let's be real

Busiek was going off the other day on people nitpicking JLA/Avengers, ha

i'm still mad at the people trying to use Kirby as a shield.

it is hilarious though when people post comics he did where Cap was brainwashed into a nazi or whatever in response.

i've been trying to figure out the right phrasing to show it's not serious and give Waid shit for messing up Cyclops powers in Champions

That is always good times. Here's an example of one very personal response:

bookriot.com/2016/05/26/on-steve-rogers-1-antisemitism-and-publicity-stunts/

The interesting quandry is that you can respond to this by saying "I see your argument and disagree", but that's not what's wanted, even though people say "We just want to be heard."

not in any of Majestic's other series, so doubtful

I think he'd probably just get pissy no matter how you phrase it

stupid tone destroying internet

Bullshit. Kirby would probably get a kick out of Cap manipulating Nazi scum towards good ends. If anyone could appreciate crazy shit like that, it's Jack Kirby.

Hate to say it, but it's starting to sound like a "not muh" situation.

It's very, very much "not muh", and it was also used as a weapon by people who said "They won't give Cap a boyfriend, but they'll make him a Nazi, huh?" So many overlapping agendas--Spencer got a thousand flames from distraught MCU fans, but also some angry/cynical old-time comics fans who hated the idea knew just how to target it for maximum outrage.

>"They won't give Cap a boyfriend, but they'll make him a Nazi, huh?"

well that was before the Zemo reveal to be fair

HAH THIS ISN'T TOPICAL AT ALL

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please, like these plebs can appreciate Zemo/Steve

Hey OP.

I'm a bit disappointed Paul Anka isn't doing the inauguration, in only because I wanted him to perform this: youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

Just replace 'Monsters' with Russians, I guess.

that truly is the best trolling long game Spencer's running, innit

>No on Dyke.

This series is really striving to fill the non-existent Mr. Majestic toyline.

the annual lineup at the Texas State Fair is better than the inauguration, and the food is, too

They won't give Cap a boyfriend because he's not gay. Fucking Stucky fans. Where the hell are these people when editorial refused to allow Hippolyta and Philipus to get married?

zzzzzzzzzzzap

DC's homophobia and racism and sexism are obviously a lost cause, progressive Marvel will give us the Stucky we deserve if we complain enough

With the number of books Marvel's overshipping nowadays, I wouldn't trust any of their distribution numbers.

If store are getting three times what they ordered, or near cases of books they didn't even order at all, all those numbers are pure bullshit.

Ed McGuinness characters are made for toys T B H

you made him kind of mad

I still can't believe we're getting Foolkiller Team-Up

>Where the hell are these people when editorial refused to allow Hippolyta and Philipus to get married?

Not caring because they weren't in a movie?

>heat/laser vision hurting a fire guy