Why does a woman with $250 million need a roommate?

Why does a woman with $250 million need a roommate?

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Because they're cute.

company? it's not like you would understand that

is for show, ja

If I had $250 million my roommates would look exactly like that.

Pussy ain't gonna eat itself.

This.

Dumb yurifags. She’s been living in London the past year.

at the same time?

That's a very unflattering photo to be desu

S T I C C

STICCC

It's her lesbian lover.

God i fucking hope they"accidently" walk into each others shower.

you ever try to scissor with a stack of Benjamins?

yknow there's photos of them kissing at a concert, right?

I'm sure they kiss each others cooters, 'on the reg'.

> there's photos of them kissing at a concert
prove it, for science.

If you don't prefer pic you're gay.

Then I'm one of those rare HIV negative faggots.

Black women smell bad.

I like to imagine she walks into Taylor's room and asks how he how her new thong makes her ass look.

It's just something i choose to believe happens

when are they going to come out as gay already?

Damn straight

She's getting kind of bow legged. And chicken legged

What's keeping her from coming out, though?
It's not like she's still doing country music, she shouldn't have to worry about angering the nutjob evangelicals anymore

No they don't.

You're low T m8.

giv giant gf

If it wasn't for that and their equally stanky attitudes they would be ok

>rich as fuck
>want two stuck-up sticc girls living with him
shit tier

If they weren’t famous you wouldn’t look at either of them twice.

Taylor Swift’s teeth are fucking ridiculous. There, I said it.

Truth

really? you think she would be good companion after your balls are drained?
You know you fuck her and she is still around and there.. kinda meh

that's her gf

long term lovers generally live together

this is a pretty dumb question. Money is no substitute for friends - lovers. Otherwise every rich person would be a hermit with no family.

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Why do they both have such big-ass purses? What kind of crap are they carrying around?

Their pussies smell like armpits.

You need two for scissoring.

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When you start lifting black women suddenly become attractive. Happened to me. Only manlets are attracted to sticc. Big guys are attracted to thicc. Sticc means broken hips.

her fans are like 13/yo girls who's parents would want them idolizing a lesbo.

>hating sexy partys

for shame

I only know Swift, and I'm more attracted to the other one. What now?

I thought they broke up as friends.

pahaha.

although i like the thought of them scissoring.

>All evangelicals are republicans, hence all republicans are evangelicals
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_fallacy

>ywn feel the smoothness of those legs with your tongue

>accidentally
Yeah, right.

>shared a house with two women who literally showered and used the toilet together
I still can't understand it. Was one of them taking a shit while the other showered and they then swapped?

>tfw the house was also a mess
>used tampons on the bathroom floor
>unwashed dishes and leftover food lying about
>work clothes on the kitchen floor
>shit constantly missing from where they're supposed to be at

It was fucking awful. I hope I'll never have to share a place with someone as disgusting as that again. That being said, I've had to live with lads who weren't all that much more organized either.

>redneck fished

You're a virgin m8. Ate out my black gf last night. She's vegan and it tasted like apple.

>When you start lifting black women
Good luck being branded a sex offender.

The vegan part probably helps. Most black people have awful diets.

it looks like she has a pet of herself for herself
she takes care of it, seeing herself in it

>dude evangelicals are nutjobs lmao

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I think Taytay would be excellent company. Not so much the other one.

Funny I see this thread. I'm about to lose my virginity to Karlie Kloss (I took some loans for "business" and spent it all on a few hours with her). Pic related.

I don't know what kind of apples they have in the shithole where you live but if they taste like pussy slime you should consider moving.

Mr. Burr please stop, we don't care

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Why are so many super models lesbians?

>You'll never watch TayTay and Karlie's age & petplay shenanigans from the cozy-comfort of your own, gold and diamond studded kennel.

Why even live

>seeing herself in it
in the same way i do?

Good one m8.

>that cellulitis
dropped

Do you realize that most non Evangelicals aren't extreme left morons like that?

Why? What would made her interesting, good talk to?

they fuck a dude like harvey once and cannot look at another dick without vomiting

their entire job revolves around the female form and looking at other hot, often nude women. most male models are gay, its the same shit

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You are incredibly insecure. No one with taste/a brain wants to fuck overweight she-boons.

fishy snatch

Why is her head getting fatter while her lower body getting flatter/boney. She's already starting her downward spiral that is the female aging process. In 4 years she'll look as busted as Tara Reid

Heard him rambling on about the whole white privilege intersectionalism nonsense just last night and I thought what the fuck happened to that guy...

this is true

sick fucking shit my dude
Seriously though, what's the context of this picture? This can't be real, can it?

Also, they get the
>Sorry, I can't fuck you Mr Creepy Producer/Photographer/Director; I'm a lesbian
excuse

The lovely Nia happened, of course.

>her fans are like 13/yo girls who's parents would want them idolizing a lesbo.

>super models lesbians?

They are super tall and androgynous looking and probably have been exposed to high Testosterone since the womb.

>telling a sexual predator that you're a lesbian
That's basically throwing fuel on the fire

Why do gay women think they can be happy without penis and giving birth to babies?

Thank you

I'm not sure, something about her personality and obvious intelligence makes her appealing beyond attraction, if that makes sense. She does not come across like literally every other vapid, soulless woman I can think of.

I mean, sure, she's probably a psychopath playing a role, but she'd be interesting regardless, which is more than I can say for 99% of all other women that come to mind, let alone the ones in her league. (E.g filthy rich and 11/10 hotness.)

I think just observing her, listening to her and her general presence would be stimulating enough, eyecandy aside.

>sorry man whos forcing my head towards his dick, i dont think i can do this im a lesbian. Im sure you understand

Nah m8. Just shitposting a bit. It's true though.

kek, some of those androgynous bitches have most test than the average 4channer.

Don't try to use logic with Sup Forumstards. They are beyond it.

same reason i can

>>her fans are like 13/yo girls who's parents would want them idolizing a lesbo.

sorry
*would'nt want them idolizing a lesbo.

JUST

>reverse image search
>no results

I'm not into black chicks

Is Kristen Stewart trying to slowly morph into Justin Bieber hoping no one would notice?

>ywn be Taylor's live-in pusy slave that is also almost as pretty as she is
What incredible thing did Karlie do in a previous life to earn an existence like this?

That's his wife,right? Never heard/seen her so I wouldn't know what her deal is. At any rate his development is a sad fucking story.

speaking of dykes...

s-say hi to her for me

You don't need 250 million dollars to do that

lonely cat lady