Apprentice Thread: Week 3 Edition

Less than an hour till more crap

So Sup Forums, will the men actually win anything this week?

Is this the worst batch so far?

Whos the best, whos the worst?

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SJ

Every year I say it's the worst ever and every year it's true

one of the paki's looks like a slightly ugly roisin

>Appalling performance
good thing he didn't have to watch the girls'

WHO /EBOT/ HERE?

Nth for based claude

BASED

Wait why did they change it to Siimon?

I want the robot to sit on my face.

They should have said that if you don't buy some Jeffriis off us then Jeffrii will come and get you in your sleep

/TEAM JEFFRII/

BASED CEREBRAL PALSY ROBOT WORKIN THE MARKS

Think I'm falling for Sarah-Jayne desu

>not building a Michaela sex bot
How much would you pay for one lads?

They didn't think Jefrii looked right written down on paper

boys lose = michaela or serj fired
girls lose = soibhan fired

Part of the Siimon family

Mikhaela is weirdly cute

>advertise robots
>lets not advertise it for children
....genius?

SARAH JAYNE IS /OUR GIRL/

>Big Liz doing the funky moves
done

This has become pure reality TV dogshit in the last few years
Can't prove me wrong desu

Preferred Nick tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=GrEa3zUO2V8

Is liz literally a maths teacher

based fuckn nuno

Anyone claim the black girl for their apprenticefu yet? If not I'll have her she is a qt

me

Whats this move called Sup Forums?

I would destroy that nigress.

But... Siimon does...?

BTFO BY PORTUGAL

I enjoy watching girls fight

Haha wtf am I seeing a glitch or did Suggs delete all of his tweets? What a fucking madman

Cobra

I never even noticed one of the was black. That's pretty racist of you desu

Poortugal trying to find a bargain

I heard him call it the "dirty dog."

The hip-hoperation

shes mine lad

enough arse to share though

Fuck... Only seven minutes left....

>they will never have a bikini oil fight

WHY THE FUCK WASNT IT CYMON
CYBER+SIMON
IM A 26 YEAR OLD NEET AND I CAN DO BETTER THAN THESE HACKS

I want Michaela to punish me and then SJ to make it better

It's a recreation of that one scene in Blade Runner 2049 when K finds out the memory is real

Yes, apparently so

>Claude impressed with Michaela
just wants his shiny head deep in her clunge, the pervert

too true

Michaela is saving them

Anyone else find Anisa the hottest?

Why do they all look like they've got a stick up their arse. Nobody is "normal"

>You are now scheduled to take your cyanide

Whoah calm down Jeff..

What is it with regional accents on girls?

When i'm older, i'm just gonna buy my parents a jeffrii so I don't have to bother visiting them anymore

sj seems more like she'd be doing the punishing tbqhwy

...

Don't think Claude likes women

why is claude bald??

Tranny is totally gone, literally nobody likes "her"

Just noticed how cute Sarah Lynn is lads

I WOULDN'T FUCKING BUY ONE

These robots are shitii

How many of their names do you guys actally know? Id say 5 max probably

Not a Siimon?

SJ
Michaela
blonde slag
anisa
everyone else
siobhan

YAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY

The tranny is super annoying.

Just want to throttle Siobhan lads

>would definitely be her toy boy

Even the 7 year old son wouldn't put me off her. I'm great with kids and wouldn't mind having a wife's son.

>you will never fuck black haired mummyfu

Japanese shit usually is

Siobhan looks like a bogdanov

Siobhans gone

>I'm sure you're fantastic to work with
Haha

Why do all women hate each other?

WEW lad.

She's just awful

How has nobody realised Sarah is the spiritual successor to Roisin?

>Overwatch in the background
Fuck, that's how into vidya I am.

Siobhan getting rinsed

Fuck that, Siimons are too expensive, they'll get a cheap 1st generation Jeffrii

paki rojo is useless

>You can pick it up
>You can put it down

LIZ

siobhan looks like ron perlman

>Alan bows to Sibohna Bogdanov

Can somebody make a gif of Liz dancing?

I'd give her my Bogpill tbqh.

Holy fuck Big Liz has slimed down she actually looks not half bad this episode

I have user

shhh dont let the other anons notice though

Siobhan, Liz, they say a good man is hard to find. Thankfully a bad "woman" is much easier. For that reason, you're both fired.

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Siobhan going under the bus.

The candidates always perform better when the teams are mixed desu

Why does the BBC put in imaginary ad break cuts?

shes a huge bitch, so im on the fence

>JEFFREY BTFO

Almost like men and women have different talents

this task is all about robutts

>motherboard Michaela
Fuck lads, dick is diamonds

JEFF BTFOOOO