>Police chief
>"The press is gonna have a field day!"
Police chief
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>"The DA is on my ass"
>give me your badge
>You have the right to remain silent
You destroyed an entire city block! I told you to handle this case by the book!
*door slams open*
>MY OFFICE, NOW
bye book
>Goes to evidence locker
>"Sorry sir, I don't have what you are looking for... must be a real cold case huh'
>later breaks in and finds what he/she is originally looking for
>he's not a bomb disposal guy, he's THE bomb disposal guy
>"Cole! My office, now!"
>"What's up, chief."
>"What's up, you say. I'll tell you what's up. You being a pain in my ass, that's what's up. Your latest stunt cost the city $2 million! You wrecked five cars, three bikes, two helicopters and an old lady's hip!"
>"I did what I had to to to catch the bastards who killed my partner!"
>"I don't care! I got the D.A. so far up my ass I taste his cologne when I'm eating out my wife! You're a loose cannon and I've been ordered to get your gun and badge!"
>"Fine."
>"And your other gun! The feds are taking over the case."
>"That's such bullshit, chief! I'm so close to nailing this guy I can almost taste it! You can't pull me off now!"
>"You don't play by the rules, but you're the best we got. I can't ignore the order, but I can delay it."
>"Give me 24 hours."
>"You have 12. And not more goddamn stunts."
>"I'll do my best."
>"How do I know I can trust you on that."
>"You can't."
was it kino
Post more funny pepe trope memes.
autumn ends
frogs settle down into the earth
>police officer is a woman
>she's super hot and a total cunt to boot
>movie cliche
>she's 9 feet tall and has basketball sized tits
>bullies protagonist but eventually warms up to him in the second act of the movie
i fucking hate this cliche so much
>and your OTHER hothead?
>New York city precinct
>cop is walking through
>taxi cab comes outta nowhere *beeps*
>”Hey! I’m walkin ere!”
ah-bloo-bloo
MCBANE
>your reckless and unconventional methods do against evey departmental regulation
>but damit you get the job done
>New York city
>Cop walking home from work
>gets home
>takes off tie and shirt
>walks to bathroom
>washes face
>walks to kitchen
>grabs a cold Bud from the fridge
>looks in fridge
>nearly empty except a carton of Chinese food
>grabs it
>gets fork from draw
>walks towards recliner
>sits down
>switches on TV
>flicks through channels
>stops on a Yankee game
>eats food, drinks beer
>*door buzzer buzzes*
>looks nervous
>gets up to answer it
>taxi cab outta nowhere *beeps*
>”Hey! I’m walkin ere!”
Thats what I needed,the good stuff.