Post best insults or someone being a dick

Post best insults or someone being a dick

Ellis' Karnak has been pure trash huh.

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More like was. It's finally fucking over after spending over a year to get 6 issues out. But yes, it was some edgy shit.

Someone post
>You have to kill yourself

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You're one to talk, shithuman filth.

Obligatory

>his ability is finding flaws
>the best ownage he can do is

What did you expect from a subhuman?

No need for that one panel edit, though. Pooh and friends being SAVAGE is a classic by itself.

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I found it good. Its about the dissonance between optimism and pessimism.
And to call him edgy is not true. Karnak is just Ellis version of hobo with a shotgun.

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Hickman's Namor never failed to make me laugh.

What the hell is Superman doing there?

Is she talking about dicks?

It's an edit. That's actually Sun God, a Superman expy in Hickman's New Avengers.

I don't have the complete page, so I'm assuming people will recognize and remember that scene.

Found it.

And another one. I liked that issue.

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>Insulting hard-working service industry employees
>When you're still an idiot consumer who pays money to eat fast-food garbage
10/10

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Namor: The best

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Not much of an insult. Unless they're an absolutely irredeemable human being, it's much easier to not empathize with people that you don't have any immediate interaction or familiarity with.

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Fuck off Damian

why does the joker have a mustache and a really long chin?

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What was Batman's response? I've never seen the rest of it.

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>a mustache
Those are just his lips.

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Jesus! Hahahahaha!

holy kek!

Is it just me or does that not make any sense

Its just friendly ribbing between friends user.

Its you.

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>and people think the Hackman nickname is trolling
What's there to even like about that run

I don't get it so far, either.

>Nobody posted this yet

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>be working at a fast food restaurant where they make you wear frog hats on your head that make you look like NPCs from a Zelda game
>just to add insult to injury Chad comes in and burns the absolute living fuck out of you
did they kill themselves?

Kallark is the best

Not Batman is right and so was Namor, in a no win scenario you cut your loses. I liked that Not Justice League though.

Except they could have spent that time evacuating some of the Earth's population instead of deciding which planet gets genocided by killing eachother.

nope, they add "special sauce" on his food

There can be no greater dick then Black Manta.

>less then 8 hours
You can't evacuate a big city in that time, let alone an entire planet. Also you should re-read the pages, they were going to take their sweet time choosing which earth to save.

>You can't evacuate a big city in that time, let alone an entire planet.
Yeah, but a team of Superheroes sure can.

>That 8th strip

They've got a Superman-expy and 616's superscientists, though. Reed by himself could have easily rigged together a mass-teleportation device to save as many as possible.

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Hey look its the worst Green Arrow villain ever written

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>not muh avengers

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The best.

The characters can only be as philosophical as the writers who create them.

Ohhh

That's right, know your place, Inhuman trash

Jesus Christ. Who wrote this? I suspect I know, but...

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Sauce?

Pooh Bear is a savage!

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English insults kinda suck actually.

This page is dog shit. Completely disregards the fact that she was a fucking soldier who did exactly that, stepped up for those who couldn't, before her own personal tragedy. She never claimed that they were less important, just that they aren't as driven because they aren't. Easily the worst thing Waid has ever written.

The win scenario was evacuating your own planet and then blowing it up so your universe stops needing to worry about incursions.

Of course then the Beyonders just manually engage the self-destruct.

The best part about Karnak is when he gets his shit wrecked and all his talk amounts to bullshit.

What about the planet you evacuate to?

British insults, on the other hand.

No, I mean you shouldn't have reached this point to begin with. Move everyone to Mars, Venus, or one of Jupiter's moons and destroy YOUR Earth to save YOUR universe.

Destroying incoming Earth's is a band-aid on the problem.

it got sorta better

>finally fucking over
Issue 6 doesn't come out for another 2 weeks.

>muh moral ambiguity

More like
>not Avengers
or further
>not superheroes at all

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Here's one of the classics.