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Watch as Riri and Tony discuss what her superhero name should be and discuss gender identifiers.

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>lemme explain the word play from that cover a year ago because not everyone got it

What I don't get is why are they talking about Iron when the suits are made of anything but

Bendis can't stop bashing She-Hulk even when she's not around.

Oh my god marvel
Who
CARES

Good Christ why would even tumblr want to read that shit? Just get to the fucking POINT

lord I hate Bendis and I hate Marvel more and more every fucking day

Because his name is Iron Man.

>giving Bendis free publicity

Whoa whoa, how dare you talk about Bendis like he doesn't the know anything about social issues. He is a Jew with 2 adopted black Jews for godsake.

She-Hulk means a female Hulk. like She-Wolf. whats confusing, Riri? You'd think someone so smart would be able to figure it out...

It's figurative

Metal Man or Armor Man don't sound as good and DC owns Metal Men

Might as well post the rest.
Tony Stark is an asshole with no respect for privacy.

End of preview.
What's The Rhino doing in Chicago? Isn't he currently working for The Jackal over in New York?

>reading a comic written by Bendis
Nope, I learned my lesson with Guardians of the Galaxy and X-Men, Bendis should be ignored and considered non-canon.

You know what would happen if, say, the Oscars got rid of separate best actor and best actress awards?

the first time half (at least) of the nominees weren't women, they would demand a quota system.

IE - right back to where you were.

we've seen exactly this behavior with black nominees. blacks make up 13% of the population, whites 62% (or 77%, when counting white latinos), but they're not happy unless half the nominees are black. the obvious answer, "Best African-American Actor" award.

Segregation is bad. Integration is bad. There is no winning with professional whiners.

Bendis already doesn't give a shit about other books, why would you expect him to care about a slott book of all things? Dude probably put rhino there on purpose.

Bendis doesn't know any of Ironman's villains so he has to barrow from Spider-Man. He's probably still mad that Slot wouldn't let him kill off Peter in CW2.

It bumbs me out because Ironman does have some pretty cool villains, it's just no one has written them in ages.

That's a sexy suit of armor.
>CLANG
Got that right.

Don't let Will Smith's hear you say this.

Someone ask Slott why the Rhino is there, I want to see his answer

Well it cant be NY, Bendis have to be original here.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQy9GCHM2_E

HEY LOOK

ACTUAL SUPERHEROES


LET THEM DISTRACT YOU FROM THESE NON HEROES

Clearly it's a clone.

well when a real writer comes back and Stark shakes his coma, I'm sure the Mandarin will fridge Riri once Marvel discovers no one gives a shit about their diversity snowflake brigade

>FE-male

Fuck you guys I laughed

>fridge
That would imply any character actually gives a shit about her and would be affected by her death.

Who's the cutie in your pic?

Naw, Mandarin is too good for her, she should get iced by Blizzard, so taken out by the U-foes.
Yeah, that was a great cover during Superior Ironman, too bad Bendis would never be able to come up with anything like that on his own.

I fucking hate niggers and I can't believe they get another superhero from SJW marvel

Her new armor is so shitty and lame. Its too much like a generic Iron Man suit (but with a more feminine ass). Even the Rescue Armor Pepper got was a more orgiginal female Iron Man.

Why couldn't she have just built a more advanced version of her big Gundam armor, or at least give the new suit a colour scheme based on it, like Blue and Chrome.

Enjoy your ban :)

Will Smith, and his wife, were just butthurt that *he* didn't win. They didn't give a shit about a larger African-American cause, she opened her mouth because his not get nominated was going to have a direct impact on their bottom line (nominations and wins = bigger salaries).

Oh, and add this one for the fun - Don Cheadle (War Machine), who was in the 7th and 12th highest-grossing movies of all time (Avengers AoU, Civil War), with an estimated net work of 20 million dollars, tweeted that he would be “parking cars on G level” during the oscars.

The sheer amount of disconnect that these multi-millionaires have from reality is staggering.

Fuck Will Smith, dude's a shill for Scientology.

>I fucking hate niggers

for fucking what? racism has been a part of Sup Forums for way longer than you've been here

How many Iron-Man types are there?
Iron Man, War Machine(ded), Rescue, Iron Patriot, Ironheart, DOOM?

didn't her first issue sell like shit

There is something kinda sweet about Tony worrying about Riri being a shut in.

Especially when you remember what a shut in he was at the start of his career as a Superhero.

comic book readers have to be the biggest cucks on this planet


I can´t stop being amazed at how pathetic you guys are

>“parking cars on G level” during the oscars.
Is this a bad or good thing?

The gender talk is kinda silly, but I did like Tony pointing out that she's fucked in the head from no social interaction. If making her a healthy individual is going to be a major theme in the books, that probably won't be too bad.

On the other hand, isn't that basically Moon Girl's character arc already? Is Bendis ripping Lunella off?

Going by solicits, Riri is going to start making friends in the superhero community. However, she really does need some actual normal civilian friends, both for her mental well-being and for narrative reasons.

Everyone she gets close to fucking dies

>all new ironman who is a girl
neat
>she doesn't want to identify as genders
aaand nevermind

In the armor no one knows who you are

youtu.be/lUpWCk_O7h0?t=50

But then why did they give the armor such a delicious ass?

If you didn't know what page this was from, what would you think she was trying to convey?

Maybe she's having a stroke

butt stuff

>an antiquated and weird line in the sand
what the fuck?
no, it's the difference between people who put kids in people and people that carry and birth kids

It looks like she's taking a load up -
Fuck, beat me to it.

First off... is that true about unborn babies and strokes?

Second, Bendis writes Tony for shit, even when he's technically in a coma.

Interesting, thank you!

What happens to Manah afterward?

>Second, Bendis writes for shit
*Fixed

>Bendis writes for shit
HOLD THE FUCKING PRESS!

Can we have Matt Fraction back on Iron Man? Like I want Matt Fraction to write his awesome Robert Downey Jr comic version as Riri's suit AI and constantly pestering her when she puts her suit on.

Matt Fraction left Marvel on bad terms it seems, he's been doing indies ever since. I doubt he'd come back, and if he did it wouldn't be on Iron Man.

Fraction and Marvel are not on speaking terms.

those lips are a bit much, we get that she's black

Damn!

>left Marvel on bad terms it seems
Can't be too bad, I mean Axel Alonso gave him a blurb for the cover of Sex Criminals

When did Marvel start pandering to the Tumblr crowd anyhow? When all the writers got a twitter account?

Also nice dick sucking lips, at least she isn't a trans-demi-queer landwhale.

What about a "Hulk" implies male? But we have to say She-Hulk because, oh hey, this one is a woman and that's different.

The age of Sup Forums is over, now tumblr reigns.

Kamala can be both for her.

Spitting out white cum.

Fun fact: She-Hulk only exists because Marvel was afraid that the Hulk TV show executives would introduce a female Hulk (kind of like what happened with The Six Million Dollar Man). They wanted to be sure that they would own the rights and trademark to the concept of She-Hulk.
Spider-Woman exists for similar reasons.

> why are they separate
To honor both a man and a woman?

Kamala can't be everyone's friend. Even if she is running a legacy character daycare.

Also because in movies the roles men and women do are different. The types of characters they play and the way they are portrayed will always be different.

Don't try to oldfag, newfag. We made boards like Sup Forums specifically so the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with you.

>We
lol no

also pic related, we outchea

And then she shared a name with a porno.
Big improvement, that.

Like thsts stopping Marvel. She'll just show up for one issue to talk about her fanfictions and then bam.

Hell Riri is a shut in, ill surprised if she doesnt read fanfiction too.

Pawn Riri off on Robbie instead, and have her use her mechanical skills to supe up the hellcharger.

I hope she gets targeted by Iron Man's resident SJW villain, Firebrand, for collaborating with the Man.

What is this shit? I don't need to read about "don't call me an object I'm strong independent womuwn" when all this needs is her saying she's going to alter the suit to make it work better.

Listen, if you're a big enough of a bitch to be triggered when someone tells you not to be pointlessly racist, you're not mature enough to do it. If you were a tough guy like you want others to believe, you'd say your shit and not care if anyone gave you shit for it. Now, talk about this shit comic by this shit writer, or go somewhere else, ya puss.

She should just get a club of all the little black girls that want to be like Iron Man. Moon Girl still alive, or did they cancel her book yet? Oh, wait, she's 10...

Shouldn't this dude be showing up in Great Lakes Avengers? They are in his home turf iirc

I'm not even the guy you were talking to at first, but the only person triggered here is you and this nigger impostor will be forgotten soon

Bendis has never herd of that character before, expect to see someone like She-Hulk apologize to her for running around under the code name SHE-hulk.

Reposting my comment on this posted to reddit:

Bendis has a hard time not coming across as kind of an idiot on this issue.

Early in All-New X-Men, we see Mystique chatting with Lady Mastermind about her name. Now, Lady Mastermind could literally call herself whatever she wants. In-universe, the name she uses is obviously her choice which she could dispense with any time she likes. In light of that, TRY to make sense of this conversation:

Mystique: "Still Lady Mastermind?"

LM: "What's wrong with Lady Mastermind?"

Mystique: "It seems sexist. They don't call your father Dude Mastermind."

LM: "Yeah, it always kind of rubbed me the wrong way."

So... it rubs her the wrong way that she calls herself this? It's sexist that she is somehow stuck with a name she chose for herself? The next speech balloon might as well have read "What I'm saying is that I, Brian Michael Bendis, speaking through this character, disapprove of her name and therefore the character herself disapproves of it even though I can't find an artful way to express that concept which makes sense. Just bear in mind that I'm a modern and progressive writer while you read the rest of the story."

Wait, nevermind, I'm retarded. He ded and another guy with the same ability already did.

Fetal strokes can happen. Dunno if we know why, anymore than we're sure of why strokes happen in adults other than having identified certain risk factors. I don't think we can say with precision because its not a singular event, its like cancers, its not one disease but a host of 'em. A stroke is just saying "something went wrong between the heart's bloodflow to the brain", what that something is can be all sorts of things.

As I understand it, fetal stroke is one of if not the major cause of mental retardation.

I thibk Moon Girl is apart of Wasp's little G.I.R.L. club

Isn't that Firebrand dead? How many Firebrands have there been?

>I'm not even the guy you were talking to at first,
Sure, sure. I believe you. But, let's say you're not him. Because that guy is a dickless fag, who only says nigger to be an edgelord. If you care about him so much, offer him a cock to suck. He'll gladly accept.

>and this nigger impostor will be forgotten soon
Well, duh. No one implied otherwise. We're just waiting to see how fast sales tank before Tony comes out of a coma and Rhodey suddenly recovers from having a bowling ball sized hole in his chest. The only good thing I can say about the pages shown in this thread is that someone actually drew the book, which is sadly a step up from some recent Iron Man issues that were just crudely posed CG models. Pic related.

If you have blood or fat, you can have a stroke.

That Lady Mastermind thing is especially funny to me because she was originally intended to be called Mastermind. But it turns out, there was ALREADY a daughter of Mastermind who also called herself Mastermind. As such, the writers had to switch the name to Lady Mastermind to distinguish her from her sister.

Mistressmind

It's one sided, and related to Inhumans. Fraction couldn't make his ideas work with the editorial direction, so they pulled him off and put it on the souleless train.

Since inhumans has been such an empty, joyless slog I can't help but wonder what Fraction would have done.

I'd ask how that ugly fuck had so many kids, but then I remembered his power.

Do you remember how many appearances a month Wolverine used to wrack up?

Wolverine is hundreds of years old drifter. Kamala is a little girl that needs to bum rides off other heroes to leave New Jersey

Marvel is well and truly fucked if they have to turn to Kamala appearances to prop up other series.

>Saint Seiya sentai

I mighr watch this series.

What i don't get is why they call Superman the 'Man of Steel' if he's an alien and not a robot

get a load of this faggot, i bet reddit was you're first website.

Wait, my mistake, I misremembered. What actually happened was that Joe Casey and Claremont wanted to use Mastermind II at the same time, so Claremont just created a new character to fill the same role.

It's really because of Inhumans?