Post cinema snacks you smuggled into the theater the last time you went

Post cinema snacks you smuggled into the theater the last time you went.

I brought all these in in a clear plastic bag, and nobody stopped me.

>no lemon oreos, which are objectively the best oreo
what are you doing

>I need 8 boxes of Oreos for 1 movie
Soon I will be the only American left without diabetes, it's a brave new world...

>I brought all these in in a clear plastic bag, and nobody stopped me.
bait. Nobody could eat eight (8) packages of Oreos in one sitting

Cookie butter is actually not bad

>Amerisharts eat all of this in one sitting
>Wonder why they end up with diabetes

>eating during a movie

Why do you need 50 Oreos?

>Cookie
>Butter

What the FUCK?

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

I had some apple pie Oreos the other day. They made my head hurt.

I’m trying to understand what the hell cookie butter even means

I just bring pringles
Much less noisy and fiddly than other crisps.

>Cookie butter is a food paste made primarily from Speculoos cookies crumbs; fat such as vegetable oil, condensed milk or butter; flour and sugar. The ingredients are mixed until it becomes spreadable like nut butter.

>no white fudge oreos

this made me laugh

wait. So it's an oreo with what basically amounts to biscoff spread inside?
So it's two cookies with a cookie filling?

Yes, it is horrifying.

oh im a cummin but i can only get these during christmas

Wait till you see this

>Cookies made of cookies
This is why we are a fat country

...

Eating as slow as one oreo a minute will only occupy you for 50 minutes. That's like a third of a movie.

That isn't half as bad. Ice cream sandwiches aren't that unusual.
and the actual Oreo ice cream sandwiches are pretty good. they only sell them at gas stations though

Never put cookies on the stove like that. It is a hell of a fire hazard.

Original flavor is still GOAT. All other flavors a shit.

Double or single stuff

don't disrespect cinnamon bun familia.

It's an oreo flavored oreo

oh yeah. I wasn't thinking about that. That is pretty bizarre then

>and nobody stopped me
Do amerilards actually think it's someone else's responsibility to stop them from being disgusting fatasses?

It's illegal to bring your own snacks to a movie. Because of allergies and choke hazards mainly I think.

>Grown ass man
>Still eating sweets

Fat fuck!

>It's illegal to bring your own snacks to a movie
fake news. otherwise they wouldn't sell shellfish at the concession stand

Wait they have Cookie Butter Oreos now?
Dammit I'm trying to cut down on sweets.

>tfw will never muscular enough to eat a whole pack of oreos without getting fat

I'm a diabetic, fuck you op.

Just brush off the sugar

I saved one for myself and gave the rest to other theatergoers.

These lil bad boys. I know theater workers just love me.

I do what the man in charge.

Nobody's pointed out how Oreos packaging is the noisiest food packaging ever. Why would you bring this to a movie?

>eat 3 oreos
>poop is black for days