Wow. Anna Kendrick is a pretty strange girl, eh?

Wow. Anna Kendrick is a pretty strange girl, eh?

jews are gonna jew

She's so quirky and funny :^)

Masturbation is weird in the sense that literally everyone does it, and it's also the thing that people are the least likely to admit to doing and the most likely to laugh at when discovered.

Trips of truth.

>fancy journalist
That's like saying glamorous garbage man

Masturbation is our Masquerade, user.

>loves Goose
she must browse Sup Forums

"Quirky" girls love her, I've found

she's like a slightly less annoying Jlaw, but still annoying
a poor imitation of Daddario's genuine autism perhaps

>everyone masterbates
This is what devil worshipping liberals want people to believe.

I too have facial blindness

How is she comparable to ether of those actresses?

If you tried it, you'd be doing it pretty often. And you'd be less inclined to preach about degeneracy on the internet.

Don't blame liberals for you being a fat fuck with a tiny pecker

What made you think I was talking about looks you fucking retard?
The whole quirky borderline autist schtick?

>5 movie rolls in 2016
>2017
>a TV movie and a shitty indie flop
rip career
maybe pitch perfect 3 can salvage her

AHhahaahHAH WIOOO-OO-O-O-AH whacko!!! WHACKY!!!!! LAMO!

honestly love her

The sooner her career tanks, the sooner she lets the whole world see her kendricks

>get raped by harvey
>say nothing

>some virgin beta fan asks for your picture
>blast him on twitter

"I'm not like those other girls teehee xxx"

It's almost like you guys have never interacted with a woman that wasn't your mom.

>being a weak willed faggot
>not doing nofap

Above all else, she's a jew.
That's all that matters.

Same, she seems cool

Hopefully she ends up homeless and alone in my city so I can find her in a dirty gutter and nurse her back to health

>willingly tanking your T levels and increasing the risk of prostate cancer
Why did you fall for the Jewish lies user? No porn is the redpill. No fap is MGTOW tier kikery.

>It's almost like you guys have never interacted with a woman that wasn't your mom.
I can't on good conscience say I did.

>Anne Hathawill
Who the fuck is Anne Hathawill? What did she mean by this?

How are dad jokes a sign of autism?

You'll only have yourself to blame when you're burning in hell.

Not true by the way. I only say this because I've actually met two people that never had done it. They were Jehovah witnesses really strict ones and didn't know a thing about sex. At all.

Has anyone seen that masters of sex episode with the devout couple that had trouble getting pregnant and if turns out of was because they weren't fucking? Apparently in the Bible it just says man lays with a woman or man sleeps with a woman and so that's all they did. Just slept next to each other and they figured God sorted out the rest. Finding out people like that existed really fucked with me.

or fancy german car

you must be fun at parties

>swn give you a stinky pinky

>TFW BMW hasn't made anything decent since 1944

she is jewish

>tanking your T levels
There's literally no proof of this. But keep looking for excuses to jerk your little dick off.

You must be quite the sexually frustrated mess. Just stroke your dick a few times. You'll like it.

are porsches not fancy?

this is all her publicist, shes paid to sell an image afterall

Wow she's not like the other girls at all!

Its funny because If that was gosling talking about kendricks hed be burned alive and called a sexist pig and have his movies picketed.

You've never talked to a woman for more than ten minutes. Shut the fuck up.

Can we divert our discussion on Anna Kendricks masturbation habits?

How many times a day does she indulge herself?
What does she use?
What kind of porn does she fancy?
How much attention does she give her asshole?

Because it's conservatives that are pro porn and sexual "liberal"ization, right?

I would much, much rather admit to my coworkers and friends that I masturbate constantly than admit to browsing this shithole.

Unlike Jlaw, Anna's face is at least attractive more often than not.

>being this assblasted

Stop projecting.

>you must be sexually frustrated because you don't jerk yourself off and are able to find women that are willing to sleep with you every once in a while

Post Titmouse pics

>Doesn't refute it
Dank comeback

>How many times a day does she indulge herself?
At least ten.
>What does she use?
Dildo, vibrator, fingers, severed cocks (not all necessarily human), foreign objects
>What kind of porn does she fancy?
She actually just watches reruns of Scooby Doo muted and Slayer playing in the background.
>How much attention does she give her asshole?
ALL OF IT

Because there is a ton of evidenced proof backing nofap, right?

If they didn't know about masturbation they would probably figure it out on their own. Most children masturbate in some form or another.

I too would like to rub her belly and feed her cheese. But user, pls

She literally is not.
Seriously check wickerpedia I'll wait

One of us
One of us
One of us

>implying you found a woman willing to even make eye contact with you for more than a nanosecond

>paying a compliment is being assblasted

I too suffer from autism

How could you not love Goose? He's so handsome, in shape and charismatic yet he only fucks older women. It has to have people like Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick want to an hero because they can never have what he wants.

I'll do it for you gayboy

Her face terrifies me.

This.

The first one is actually funny, wonder who she stole it from.

I know I found out how to do it when I was about 12 and I was just rubbing my dick with a soft blanket until I jizzed in it while watching the raunchiest television I could find. I even did it a room away from my family. I was pretty ballsy as a kid.

Fake. She is English, Irish, and Mouse

>are over priced vw beetles not fancy
that really made my almonds to be activated
please refrain from doing that in the future

Kinda hot and she seems a bit autistic. Would bang.

rude

>I don't know shit about cars but parrot Top Gear memes
(Audi legitimately is rebadged VW though)

I don't jack off. I can straight watch porn and not stroke the chokehold. I just admire it with my erection, a little precum oozes out then I move on. Cumming and fapping feels too gay imo

She scares my benis stiff

kek

A lot of people don't realize this. Zooey Deschanel is a good example. She plays the "lol Im quirky and dopey" girl in interviews. Ive seen here in older interviews and shes actually not at all like that and is an articulate put together person. It made me realize though, that's hollywood. They sell you actors like anything else. Actors commit to the brand they've been labeled as.

you fucking cunt I'm going to straight up wreck your asshole I'm going to beat you down and rape you you think you can talk to me like that think again bitch you cunt you fucking whore I'm going to make you scream bitch I'll have you babbling nonsense and apologizing for things you've never even done before when I'm done with you you fucking cunt wipe that shit eating grin off your fucking face right now I swear to Christ I'll kill you and find all your little nieces and nephews and I'll rape the fuck out of them too I'm done bitch I'm so done you are a broken disgusting person and I will rape all the meanness out of you

Maybe the rape fucks with their mind.
Anyway I'm pretty sure she cheated on Death Cab for Cutie to get the New Girl role.

i wanna fuck her ass

post pics

that's a fucking lie. its human nature to feel sexual urges and act upon it. they might have touched themselves one time or the other but them saying they never masturbated is a fucking lie

well?

i've always loved her the first time i saw her

Hey Anna, I know you're browsing Sup Forums so please tell us your opinion on Batman v Superman.
Also: Show us your Butthole.

Her father is a jew

fucking ugly-ass cyborg alien roach in the middle made me fucking gag

...

the irony in this image is that they all look like straight up busted ass hoes.

>when your ratfu nibbles on it

why would she masturbate. she could literally have a good looking guy like me...hell it could actually BE me, literally going down on her wherever, whenever, and at her command. She could literally call me up and be like, "come over here and lick my pussy while I watch weird porn" and I'd fucking do it. I'd fucking do it.

This but unironically

im not even being ironic. she could smack my ass on the way out the door without ever touching my dick, and I'd be totally okay with it.

I'd be GLAD. I'd be glad that anna kendrick let me go down on her and just tosses me aside once she gets what she wants.

Yep, she definitely is our girl Sup Forums !!!

i would as well but she'd probably smell like rotten cheese down there

Women get aroused, guys. Why is this such big news?

what the fuck

i doubt it. celebrities turn vanity into a lifestyle. it probably tastes like watermelon

ironically, only contrarian plebs don't like a little strange in their life

tfw no mouse gf