Batcest

From an user in another thread

>Bruce and Barbara in like 3 different things
>Dick and barbara normally
>Barbara wanted to fuck Jason in Eternal
>Barbara and Tim and honestly everybody in the Arkham games because token girl
>Bruce and Selina normally
>Dick and Selina in a couple things
>Tim used to be really gay for Dick and is now gay for Jason
>Bruce and Talia normally
>Jason and Talia that one time
>Dick and Starfire normally
>Jason and Starfire until Lobdell retconned it as not happening
>Bruce and Dick get gay at times
>Tim and Steph normally
>Steph now wants to fuck Dick
>Tim and Cass
>Batman and Cass
>Damian wanted to fuck Cass and Steph
>Jason wants to fuck Bruce and probably Dick
>the Batgirl writer wanted Steph to fuck Damian in the future

Why is the Batfamily full of degenerates /co?

Kate is the only one who hasn't committed Batcest. Though she IS a degenerate carpet muncher...

I'm waiting for a nosy reporter to accidentally say she and Bruce are dating.

>Dick and Selina.
That's just wrong on a few levels.
>Lobdell retconning Jason and Kori
What? Retconning something you wrote yourself some months ago?
>Steph wanting the Dick
When?
>

Probably the "Kiss me sexy Batman" from BRE.

Dick and Selina grosses me out more than Jason/ Talia for some reason.

I bet it's cause Selina knew Dick while he was growing up.

> It's Jason sleeps with a mother figure episode

Nah, Talia looked like a creep.

Except Jason was literally just brain dead before she fucked him.

She raped him.

Yep. Also didn't she say Dick was training her a bit ?

But he wasn't brain dead during the act.

To be fair, Cass originally didn't want Batcest. She wanted to be friends with Kon. THEN-- Bruce found out.

I thought only Catwoman/Batgirl(?) trained her.

When she was talking with scarecrow I thought she mentioned it.

Stephanie being attracted to Dick at least makes sense. She's a normal teenage girl and he's a pretty boy.

At least with Dick and Selina it was just an unwanted kiss. Dixon wanted to undermine the BatCat ship. Winick had Talia actually fuck Jason.

Batman acting like superboy is a black dude trying to date his white daughter.

Don't forget Steph and Cass.

Jason got raped user. She was think about Bruce while fucking his son. That's gross

More like he knows Superboy is a horny retard and thinks Cass is way too good for him.

Just checked and she said he only sent her training footage. Thanks for having me check the ending of that shitshow

I want Dick to fuck Talia and Damian to find out. And support it.

Good for you. I suggest you stick to fanfiction.

I'm so sorry user. No one should have to suffer that again.

That's the problem. Fan docs seem to ignore that for some reason.

> Jason wants to fuck Bruce and probably Dick

What? I actually like batcest but Jason wanting Dick is pretty out there.

>tfw Kate is the purest batfamily member

It offends me that Talia likes Jason but hates Dick so much.

Jason probably would want anybody who wants him.

Dick/ Babs/ Jason threesome with Tim watching when?

I suppose even people who spend their free time writing schlocky fanfiction aren't THAT degenerate and tasteless.

Dick/ Jason is Dicks most popular ship.

> watching.
> not recording.

Pls user. Damian's actual mom hate fucking his brother/ father figure would make a great fic.

> Dick/Babs/ Jason
> Not Babs/Dick/Jason

That would be real degeneracy. Dick get serviced by the worst members of the family.

> Dick/Jason more popular that Dick Bruce.

Jasonfags are terrible.

But user they write Damian/Steph all the time.

Why is Bruce so possessive holy shit. At least he doesn't pull this shit with Kate.

So Bruce throws a fit over Superboy, but:

> Doesn't care about Dick getting raped twice.

> Doesn't care about Tim liking super villains

> doesn't help Jason get over getting raped or know about Talia taking advantage of him.

Cass confirmed favorite and least degenerate.

Ignore him. You have good taste user.

To be fair I doubt any of them actually told Bruce about that shit

Fucking Bruce. Clark should've told him to fuck off.

Didn't babs hook up with with batwing in burnside and bombshells

Ain't he the worlds greatest detective?

Bruce also kept her locked up and was fine about her not being able to go out as anything but Batgirl because cops were looking out for her outside the costume. He wanted her jailed and following his every word.

Not really. Jason's hate, flirting with Dicks exes, etc. can be spun into homolust for Dick.

To be fair, later on Cass got drugged on Slade juice and committed murder. But it was okay-- she wanted Tim's dick.

Would Bruce care if Kara wanted Dick?

>Why is Bruce so possessive holy shit.

I wonder why...

Uhh context pls. What is Cass doing? Where are her pants?

He was only possessive and jealous of Cassandra Cain in the beginning because he was obsessed and starting to lust for her.

This is something that Barbara pointed out and because of it he sent Cass and Tim to Bludhaven to live on their own.

Yes, this is something that happened. Bruce was this close of fucking the girl that he later adopted as a daughter.

DickBabs is the only ship I approve of.

Also, Bruce bought Cass' sexy black dress.

Why do you ship the worst one?

No... Babs was angry that Bruce was using her as a weapon against his war on crime and not treating her as a little girl. Then when spoiler died he sent Tim and Cass. Away to save them because Gotham got too dangerous for youngsters. Never mind the fact the two were more competent than steph at the time.

Stop using your shitty fanfic as canon.

Also, it wasn't just Bruce that wanted to fuck his vulnerable teenage protegee. Cass too was in love for him.

Uh this is gross. I don't even know why they wrote this.

So Bruce/ Cass/ Dick when?

Kate and Renee
Kate and Selina in Bombshells
Kate and Renee and Huntress

Sure.

Alfred was gone. Bruce couldn't take care of himself. It was Cass turn out of the bat brats to help him out. Cass is a slob just like Bruce and she doesn't get the concept of clothing. Bruce just doesn't give a fuck.

No cause Bruce gives zero fucks about Dicks love life. That said I legit wish that Kara/ Dick would happen.

Sorry meant to reply here

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So basically they all just came back from a fine-night of vigilanting. That's when Child Services arrives to inquire about Jason Todd (who had a slight case of being dead at the time).

I assume people like angsty outcast bottoming for daddys favorite son.

Thanks. That pic looks so strange out of context. Bet it didn't help the Bruce Wayne peso rumors.

Meant pedo

That's a father daughter thing. In her entire run she tried to stray sway from her dad who never gave her any affection. Bruce seemed similarly distant as well. Which is why Babs hated the fact Bruce wasn't being more of a father figure when Cass really looked up to him as a good substitute.

So this pic is one of the instances Bruce showed his human protective dad moments to Cass. Which made her frikkin day.

Try again you disgusting pleb.

More like Bad boy Jason topping slutty femboy Dick.

Because it's the best one.

The worst one is actually Bruce x Babs, Mr Timm.

> Jason topping Dick

Nope.

Oh yeah next panel is literally the child care worker calling him a pedo. I really liked this story. I think lots of civilian workers secretly covered for Bruce cuz he was a good contributer to the city with the Wayne foundations.

So do you have anything besides out-of-context panels that show Bruce being an overprotective father figure to prove your point?

> peso

Bruce is a Mexican???

Nope. Dickbabs and Brucebabs are both shit, mostly because Babs is shit. She and Jason deserve each other.

Jason is the more aggressive and manly of the two. He's smashing that ass between the two:

I think Tim and Nyssa also kinda counts

Jason is fake tough and fake manly. He probably cries after sex. He was also a prostitute so he can take it up the ass anyway. Dick wouldn't.

What are you talking about?

> is now gay for Jason

explain

Nyssa tried to rape Tim. Ta had wanted to replace Damian I think. It all happened in Red Robin.

Tim and Jason are buff in the Nu52

I mean bffs

That wasn't Nyssa. Was a family member of Ra's, but not his daughter. Tim never met Nyssa directly, Cass was the only family member who did.

Dick is a slut for manly men

I miss the ridiculousness and fun of Red Robin

Oh man I forgot about this

Only for actual manly men like Midnighter, Tiger, Owlman, and Deathstroke, how can Jason compete?

Jason is not manly user. He's fake edgy.

Reminds me of this

Jason is buff with a cool jacket and guns. That's not bad at all.

> No Helena

Reeeeeeeeee

I hate Jason but he is manly and the psudeo incest makes it hot.

Tiger was such a good character

I miss him

Oh. Didn't know Ra's had other family

He's been in most of Nightwing, as a cameo but still.

Jason/Dick has appeal because they are less brotherly than the rest

That's cute user.

Bruce's sex life is a mess, so the kids he raised are also a mess.