I sleep in a racing car, do you?

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

I sneed in a big feed with my wife

N-no...

Fuck that bed looks comfy

I sleep in a twin bed by myself in my mothers basement

I sleep in a big wife with my bed.

Hehe Kirk isn't sexually active since the split with Luanne

10/10 made me sneedle (formerly chuckle)

I sleep in a hot hatch, but when my van's converted to a camper van, i'll sleep in that instead.

He's actively looking!

No. I don't have a job or any real education outside of high school so I spend my days arguing with people on the internet and avoiding my parents who I still live with because they keep bringing up places around town that are hiring.
I keep telling people that I'm working on a script to justify my existence and I bring up some minor connection I once had, but that connection dried up years ago and I haven't written anything in over two years.
I'll be 30 in May. I'll probably kill myself by then.

Why didn't Kirk's music career ever take off?

No you won't. You'll just become an alcoholic or an addict.

Like me...

reminder, the person who posts sneed is an underaged /asp/ and Sup Forums spammer from india

Big, if true

I sleep in a big bed alone

> hot hatch
Kiss your self my dude

>milhouse dad has more money than I do
>milhouse dad lives alone and I live in parents basement
>milhouse dad sleeps in a racing car and I sleep in my children bed since 27 years

God bless him

It was the 90s user

Luxury to our generation was poverty to them

I don't get the joke.

It's mostly the way he said the first word of the sentence really. It was a slightly stretched "I," which some people find funny.

I read this in Sneed's voice.