So they are really trying to make them the next big thing aren't they, not even subtle?

So they are really trying to make them the next big thing aren't they, not even subtle?

Jesus fucking christ

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Low retweet’s and likes for a official twitter account

Phat old retarded girl shits

-R and we will have comfy POGS
once again!
Thank you Based Disney

It's apparently working, I've been noticing resistance to any criticism brought up about them. Like, the whole branding/toy seller thing completely escapes them and they think it's great. Even Jenny is on board, and she's a cunt.
I don't get it.

theyre not even cute or adorable. they look ugly right? or is it just me?

Porgs are the key to all of this.

Le ugly is the cute

the look like grumpy cat to me.

It's a furby without a beak.

Are they trying to create a toy fad?

I don't like how aggressively they are marketing them, especially after that one leaked scene from the new movie of Porg curbstomping Finn.

who the fuck thought that making another shitty creature like that would be a good ideia?

>fans didn't liked ewoks in 1983
>fans didn't liked jar jar binks in 1999
>wew lads, I think I got a million dollar idea here!

Porg is the key to all of this, if we get porg working. Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies

Can you please not blaspheme over this incredibly tiny and worthless detail, something already done by the Star Wars team several times... just settle down cunt.

wait where can i buy one of these?

Normies happened

please, normies always liked Star Wars

normies got dumber

Can't wait to see a flock of porgs crushing stormtroopers and then dancing on their corpses

An artistic idea was taken over by a company dedicated to increasing shareholder value by any means necessary.

It's the same reason why America itself has become such a shithole

This, they're literally trying to force their own meme.

God do normies have not even the slightest conception of a forced meme?

they really don't.

>LOL user, How can you not love these cute guys? I just love them! May the porg be with you. XD

Sup Forums will eat that shit up

I'd shove a porg up my ass for a chance to motorboat those titties.

>Purify
>Our
>Racial
>Genes

Very cool!

Vor uns liegt Porgland, in uns marschiert Porgland, und hinter uns kommt Porgland!

next thing you know disney will start making kids movies and selling toys

How hollow and dead inside do you think it feels to be the twitter guy for a brand?

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this post is so Sup Forums

Ich bin ein PORG!

PORG! wird die Welt verändern!

"OBEY"

Porg Fleshlight when?

It's the "epic postironic unironic irony" shit. They do something shit but pretend they're doing it ironically as a joke and retards latch on to it and unironically spend their money so they can be "in on the joke" and feel smart while being oblivious to how they're getting fleeced.

>i'm only shilling for star wars ironically

Hello Micheal.

Where can I get one of those?
It's a big porg.

unless this bitch humps that porg, I'm not interested

FOR YOU

Porgs are kinda cute.

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She really does look like a cheap porn slut

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I love my porg!

what's wrong with her face? I mean, she's cute but something is off.

Reminds me of Gianna Michaels in the face.

Which is the more cringy forced meme attempt?? Pickle Rick or Porgs??

Fetal alcohol syndrome

Porgs, because it has a much wider audience and is yet another attempt to inject "cute" shit into Star Wars when nobody ever asked for it. Didn't learn with the Ewoks. Didn't learn with Jar Jar. Not gonna learn with these little shits.

Baneposting.

This isn't going to work. People are juts going to associate it with cringe neckbeards and ignore it

Like that big push to make Louis CK associated with cuckoldry. Literally nobody outside of Sup Forums and Sup Forums knows this

Except porgs are pretty much the ONLY thing people have found to like about Disney Wars

>she's cute
if you like disformed mutants

I think more people know that Louie likes to lock himself into a room with young women and jerk his TINY WHITE COCK off into their face.

...

Finn x Poe is the only good thing to come from Disneywars.

fetal alcohol syndrome the face

looks like a years old corpse with a plastic bag over its head

Whatever, fag. We all know Finn is going to slide his BBC into Rei's tight white pussy.

Mad little bois.

Normies love everything about Disney Wars, Disney is just catering to them with this trash.

Rey is going to fuck Phasma after turning to the light-challenged side.

>Normies love everything about Disney Wars
some shutin autist trying to tell what normalfags like, again

She's kinda cute but holy shit she's annoying. Imagine having that shrill little voice whining at you all the time. And not just about Star Wars or other nerd shit, but about the dishes and cleaning the apartment and everything else. No thanks, I'll stay gay.

pls no Jenny

Purify
Our
Race's
Genes

*Porg onahole

>disformed
It's "deformed," you mental mutant.

Nah, he's going to fuck that uggo chink.

no point releasing a new star wars and not having new unique merchandise for xmas, the bb8 novelty has warn off and a porg is very gender neutral.

Personally i hope Chewie grabs the little fucker and bites its head off after.

Porgs are wookie snacks.

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Me on the left.

Can someone slap a brazzers logo on this please?

the camwhore starter pack

more like artofzoo

>no point releasing a new star wars and not having new unique merchandise for xmas, the bb8 novelty has warn off and a porg is very gender neutral.
Why don't they make a movie with characters and story that people of all ages would really love for decades to come and willingly buy all kinds of merchandise for?

...

She's the kind of girl who can be cute but is a little "off" looking, and realizes that she turns sexy when her face is covered in several loads of cum. Does just only a few scenes but they're extreme, degrading stuff.

...

Truly, normalfags are the worst. They should all just die.

how many porgs have you bought bros?

I'm up to 6 now

HORSED

>tfw want to see this

Hey, here's an idea: Porg Jedi

We need to spam Nazi Porg edits all over Twitter to ruin it for normies.

Kill this thing before December.

I got a Porg PEZ dispenser I got as a gift.
Does that count?

>turds shit on jar jar
>"porgs are so cute!!!"

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>May the porg be with you
this made me so sad not even angry just sad

hahah lol XD bro!

gonna go buy a porg for my 1940s Germany shrine

thicc

>now get this...its a hamster...with bug eyes!
>brilliant

wheres jettster jackoff and his 50's diner, now that was creative

>no matter what new annoying creature Disney introduces, Jar Jar was so shit that people will just begrudgingly accept it because at least it's not Jar Jar levels of bad

>WE WANT THE MINIONS AUDIENCE

THEY KNOW THEIR SHITTY REBOOT IS WEARING THIN AND NOBODY LIKES LE STRONK WOMYN LEAD, HER TOYS ARE SELLING HORRIBLY

BUT PORGS! FREE MONEY

seething prequel defense force revisionism is delicious

Normies are as dumb as they have always been and Star Wars is their go to sci fi. Its a fucking movie for christ sake. Not a sci fi book.

Me no hassa booma

Shitting on Jar Jar makes you a true NERD!!1!
Porgs are new so no one has collectively decided they are shit the same way Jar Jar was dubbed shit. Honestly, the whole new Disney franchise is shit by past standards.