Was there any way to fix Calliope's character?
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Of course not. She didn't even really work as motivation for Lord English.
yes, kill her off and let caliborn take over
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all the shit with doomed calliope and the thwarting of English was a ruse. She uses the black hole to merge herself with Lord English via spahettification and emerge as a complete and whole cherub that was never meant to exist.
Time and Space basically crash and every version of each person merged and that's what the whole 'ultimate self' crap was working to
Calliope doesn't even work as a narrator to the story. Hussie was much more effective in that role, like a Lemony Snicket style of person.
Also has there been ANY fucking information on Hiveswap? Even a tweet from one of the poor souls working on it?
snake tits
If Karkat was a girl would people finally accept Davekat?
Caliborn literally carried the story since his first appearance, and we were supposed to be rooting against him?
No, but tumblr would finally accept Karezi
Making karkat a girl changes a lot of things
It would be a completely different context, but it still probably wouldn't make more sense than davejade
Just look at daverezi
No, because it's still out of left field and Davejade is still the more sensible and objective superior option.
I think her role in the story and narrative was unnecessary and her character was yet another variant of jade's personality.
It's hard to fix her without just scrapping her entirely.
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This.
What did she contribute?
Adorable space player fangirl was Jade's role. Narrator was Hussie's role. Mysterious dead loremaster was Aradia's role. You take her out of the story and nothing really changes.
Is this the next honey select?
even worse when the calliope we knew was actually 100% irrelevant to ending the conflict
as were most of the characters we saw in act 6
>when the calliope we knew was actually 100% irrelevant to everything
Fixed
No, it would still be awful for both characters, but at least we wouldn't have had to hear tumblr defend it so much.
no
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What would they latch onto instead
cute
rosemary
roxycallie
Whatever other yaoi couple Hussie would gin up out of fresh air in order to replace the void Davekat left. It's impossible to tell because it would be completely arbitrary based on character popularity, and the popularity of existing characters changes when you introduce a potential yaoi factor.
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fucking incredible that I still find art I haven't seen before after all these years.
Why can't Jade be sexy like the others?
Dave would probably be a girl.
But lesbians are always more acceptable. Because four titty.
Because there's this spectrum of stuff, with cute, sexy, beautiful, and probably another two.
Jade is entirely cute, she's got no sexy or beautiful in her.
We know nothing still. The Greenlight, Kickstarter, etc still say Jan 2017™ despite the fact that the month is almost halfway over. And the closest thing we have to a well of information, Cohen, has been doing 2 things on twitter, retweeting Trump criticism and anime humor.
> no sexy
excuse you
No wonder Dave was wrongfully arrested for pedophilia
You've seen what she's like in the comic. No curves, just doggy tendencies and enthusiasm. She's got the canon sex appeal of a plank.
All this reminds me is that AR died and stayed dead. Justice died that day and never came back.
Maybe that's why everything got exponentially shittier after Cascade.
His fault for vacationing with Jade in Australia.
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I wonder if Jade is any good at lapdances
No, because she wasn't around enough laps for that.
Now pole dances, maybe. I'm sure all the girls have a particular skillset.
Jade's literally just female John
What is Rose good at?
What is Vriska good at?
being drunk
ruing the comic
Always tight
Ball-busting
You want to go with a nice safe girl, like Jade or Jane. Good stable wife material there, never too much fluctuation in market value.
I think as long as we were presented with more of the downsides of a perfectly opposite version of Caliborn, she would have been fine. Something like Tavros. That way there's much more room for comedy and character growth, instead of the bland exposition dump we have now.
jane would probably kill you in your sleep, jade would too, but from sitting on your face in your sleep.
Jane's a canon busty stay-at-home housewife.
Jade, we don't know, but she was apparently a pretty good parent to Jake, there's no evidence she was crazy like Grandpa.
Jake ended up an emotionally broken retard.
I always find it weird in fan art when people draw Jade and Jake hanging out.
John has a lot more in-common with Jake than Jade does.
Same with Jane and Jade.
John and Jade feel the most like siblings.
Though I wish there was more Nanna and Jade together stuff, that's a dynamic that was mentioned and never explored despite it being interesting.
>John and Jade feel the most like siblings.
That doesn't address what I said.
People draw Jade and Jake hanging out because she was his penpal and daughter.
Reminder that Jade thought for years she would get knocked up at some point because of Jake saying he was her grandson.
What does that mean about her interactions with John and Dave?
That there was a missed opportunity for Jade to make a flirtatious comment about "making a stable loop"
Right with /sug/ and /tlhg/
>/tlhg/
What?
Another trash general
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Hah, fag.
You keep track of them? That's... pathetic dude.
When you've been here long enough, you can't help notice their existence; especially when it bleeds into other threads
That seems more like you're looking for an excuse to justify being pathetic.
It's not working.
Weird to think that this site has a few mspa related banners.
4 MONTHS UNTIL DAVEKAT OR OT3
4 MONTHS UNTIL BUTTHURT DAVEJADE AND SMUG DAVEKAT SHITPOSTERS RUIN EVERY THREAD
4 MONTHS UNTIL ENDLESS HOMOPHOBE NAME-CALLING
4 MONTHS AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE WEBCOMIC OTHER THAN TALKING ABOUT A DUMB MEME SHIP
>bleeds into other threads
>doesnthe same exact thing
What.
>that guy who constantly denies liking davekat but keeps going on and on about how much it's gonna happen
Hi again.
Sure, whatever you say. Time and time again, these threads have brought problems. This is why there are multiple Sup Forums related generals in /trash/
>problems
Seems like the only one around here causing issues is you though.
I don't see this bleeding into other threads, it's a single thread. You're pretty pathetic if you have to go into a thread like this and then accuse others of shitting things up.
>these threads spill out everywhere and cause drama!
>goes into thread and causes drama
>thinking anything will happen again on 4/13
>radio silence from the entire WP team on everything
>half a month to go until Hiveswap and nothing
A bit of shitposting is warranted, considering how many storytime threads have been compromised by memes from this general and such
So in other words, you're going to be the exact cancer you claim to be fighting against?
Again, pretty fucking pathetic.
What was Karkat's purpose????????
>January is already half over
>No Hiveswap news
Before the retcon he was the everyman who reacted to situations appropriately.
After the retcon he became piggy and cohen's fetishized crybaby bitch.
>Sup Forums related topics aren't allowed on Sup Forums because I don't like them!
user, you're just making yourself look like a bigger idiot tge more you post.
To give us false hopes.
Sure buddy, ignore the fact that generals like these belong in /trash/
By that logic, so do you.
does anybody really see hussie having any investment in davekat
"hi, i just finished my year long sojourn away from the internet, now im very eager to confirm this ship"
Nope, that's idiotic.
No. Even Cohen and Piggy stated that Jade was part of that relationship. Hussie teased it then stopped teasing it quickly enough. Nothing we see really seems to indicate he has anything but apathy towards it, amusement at best.
>GENERALS ARE CANCER BECAUSE THEY CAUSE DRAMA AND POST WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!
>does exactly that
Are... you being stupid on purpose, or is this generally going way over your head?
any curves on any of the characters is purely imaginary
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>Jane
I think they legitimately have some sort of mental issue. Anyone who has this idea that they're some sort of crusader for "posting quality" always is, without fail.
Correct. Shipping bait or for nepeta. Either is accurate.
This isn't a general. HSG hasn't existed for years. This is just a thread.
Explain Act 7 and Jade and Vriska's heaving tits then.
Explain Jane, explain Rose's slight boobage in her lesbian dress.
Like I said, your logic is idiotic. What is cause and effect? Why do generals like these end up in /trash/? Why do people not like these generals?
Yet the only person stupid enough to take it upon themselves to be content police is you.
He's right. You are pretty fucking stupid, you're the exact thing you claim you hate. You're literally sitting in a thread yelling at people to leave. Do you not realize how fucking pathetic that is?
How old are you, truly?
>guy who whines and starts drama in thread is autistic and has anime reaction images
Every
fucking
time
Its pretty slow and I don't like the furshit ratio. Suck my dick, gaylord.
Posting this artist is cheating.
Who's yelling? I'm stating facts. If I really was upset I'd be shitposting all over the place. Totally not worth it though
it's not cheating if you win