Jonah won

Jonah won.

Jonah NOoooo

He looks like shit in recent photos. He stopped roiding and lost a lot of mass.

How?

he looks like a 50 year old divorced orthodontist at a discotheque.

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No you didn't Jonah. That french girl forever emasculated you.

he looks like the fat version of the son of that "muh son could've got killed" pawn show

how many times has he gone from fat to thinnish, now?

he lost weight. good for him

>jonah betrays fat jonah

never trust anyone, not even yourself

such a pointy chin

nigga looks like beetlejuice now, this is getting sad.

He'll always be "that fat funny kid" on the inside though. No matter how he looks on the outside.

coo be, something like that, yeah probably. in six months, dude

You can't undo a loss. Every loss stays with you until you die. You can learn from them, and maybe one day you'll look back on them as a stronger man, but your pride never lets you forget the truth of the matter. Jonah got BTFO

wheres the recent pic?

go back to plebbit

This.

He's scarred for life
And the world saw it happen. He'll relive that moment forever

His smile gone, his optimism gone.

>took a shower
>hit the weights
>got a clue

>still no pic

He's got a fat guy body. 1500 calories-a-day, gym 3 times-a-week, for the rest of his life. He won't manage it.

>that piece of shit guido shirt
Lel

cut him open and count the rings

Some nigger tried to tell me this myth when I first started to get my ass in shape a decade ago. It's bullshit. You're probably that same nigger.

>"LOL SUM DOUDZ JUS FAT NO MATTA WHUT LOLOL"

Hang yourself nigg

So what fat hamplanet on social media made THIS image?

>unironically thinking this smarmy jew looks attractive even now

>went from conservative fellow to crude sybarite

>winning

Can you guys stop saying mean things about Jonah please

Funny cuz he's doing a series with pic related

>1500 calories-a-day, gym 3 times-a-week,

That is exactly how you don't have a fat guy body.

Plus you'd die if you did that all the time. 1500 calories isn't enough for a day at the gym.

So I assume this applies to you then, and you'll remember every meaningless failure in your life instead of focusing on your successes and making them your legacy?

Sad existence.

>1500 calories isn't enough for a day at the gym.
How fat are you? Be honest.

Skinny as fuck.

what will emma stone's feet next project be?

My last 3 gfs have all called me daddy

It's p great, highly recommend it

Some chick at work has started calling me daddy, don't know what to think of it

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT FEET
THEY'RE JUST FUCKING TEENY TINY BONES
WHY ARE THEY SO IMPORTANT

You are either a total fuck up or a total fuck option in her eyes.

It's tricky to tell.

>1500 calories is a lot
are you a women or something, that is nothing

Call her mommy, I bet she'll get so grossed out she breaks up with you. The whole "daddy" shit is incredibly forced.

can't wait to read the TMZ article detailing him visiting france to pull an Irreversible on that weather girl.

he was never even in the game

1500 is fine. You need more for bulking and maintaining a strength build.

are you a fucking virgin

You need 2500 to not die as an average man of average size and average activity levels.

1500 as the target is fine if you are literally not doing anything and aren't interested in doing much for a while. Or if you are actually losing weight for health purposes.

herpes

no thanks i like my life

the first 2 i told to call me daddy, they were into it but needed encouragement, but the current did it naturally and its very cool

/user/half-bloodprince

Obviously

ah-bloo-bloo

If you're regularly eating 1500 calories a day and still going to the gym you sure as shit aren't doing any kind of real workout, unless you're a female or a turbo twink manlet.

>the first 2 i told to call me daddy
Pathetic, but hey at least you're getting some.

I LOVE THIS JEW! he's just like me! upvote

Fat shaming works

very cool

>telling girls what to do and have it happen is pathetic

thanks feminist for your opinion, i'll be sure to ponder on it

Geopolitics encapsulated in one photograph (pic related)

1500 is fine if you're a 90 pound women.

wow you think your so FUCKING cool cause you got 3 girlfriends. Guess what! Nobody cares! Fuck off.

>Wow guyzzzz I has a girlfriend :3

NOBODY FUCKING CARES JUST FUCKING STOP

you alright there faggot? is this the internet version of how you sperg out on chads in your mind irl because youre a jealous retard who hates himself?

*blocks your french insults*

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>w-when I put my willy in you c-call me daddy ok?

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>white people

Where?

>jews
>white

>skin color
>white

this guy puts way too much thought into his shoes. I bet he's like "oh cant wear the stan smiths today, gotta put on the vans." fag.

He's jewish you stupid fuck. Not white.

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This is how posters on Sup Forums.org think about their lives. If you're a rich and successful celebrity who knows these things fade with the current news cycle it's easy to see that they cease to matter.

The meme here is just a symptom of losers afraid of the real world who ruminate endlessly on past social failings.

nigga please.


fat ass Feldsetin didn't just starve himself for a year because his life was roses.

stop worshiping money & fame.