You know how to use that thing?

>You know how to use that thing?
>Of course I do. I designed it.

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>immediately breaks it, malfunctions, etc.

Mention three films, four movies, two flicks and a joint where this happens

Does someone have a link to that event horizon scene with the barrage of frogpost memes?

No man can do that
>I am no man

>female character performs a task generally associated with males and does well at said task
>"I have four brothers."

>You know how to use that thing?
>This is the dangerous end, right?

I know for a fact there's a line just like it in Armageddon. Shitty writing isn't hard to find.

>female character performs a task generally associated with whores and does well at said task
>"I have four fathers."

Count 'em Sup Forums

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>You know how to use that thing?
>Point it and shoot?

wouldn't it be no fathers because daddy issues

that one is at least believable but still really fucking cliche.

>that Australian flag

Shit good call

>"in English please"
>"Imagine this paper is space"
>"I built it"

The holy trinity of frogposting.

>Sam Neill
>Laurence Fishburne
>Jason Isaacs
>Sean Pertwee

What a cast. I need to watch Event Horizon again now, thanks.

>car speeding towards cliff at 180 mph
>"HANG ON"

>car flies off cliff at 180mph
>hits bottom and explodes with the power of a nuclear bomb
>cut to hero hanging from the edge of the cliff with one hand

>18 year old pornstar that looks like a 15 year old girl
>in school girl outfit with cum on her face
>Smiles to camera and asks for more

>*remote bomb trigger isn't working*
>shit, looks like someone's gotta blow this thing manually
>don't worry about me, just get yourselves out

fuck every word is a frog post

Yeah, great cast. Good movie too.

Serious question - Would a person who designs large passenger planes be able to fly one?

Say if the radios went out and the pilots died?

>egg head character gives detailed explanation about complicated thing that needs to be achieved
>in other words, push this button,

Of course it I designed Do I

>male character is shown getting fucked in the ass while dresses as a girl
I had 4 brothers

No.

>That armor is Japanese.
>How do YOU know?
>I bought it in Japan.

>genius nerd writing equations on glass window
>By jove I think he's got it!

>scientist uses jargon to explain something
>In English, doc

>rookie character saves grumpy veteran
>Heh, you got lucky that time kid, but thanks

>female character has a penis
>"I grew up with 5 brothers"

>"It's failsafe. Nobody can crack such a complicated syste-"
>"I'm in."

>I need 2 hours
>you have 5 brothers

>What about Plan B?
>THAT WAS PLAN B.

>engineer working on fancy equipment
>other character comes up and starts fiddling with parts
>"Hey hey hey! Don't touch that!"
>"I made it better"
>"Well I'll be damned"

>engineer working on fancy equipment
>other character comes up and starts fiddling with parts
>"Hey hey hey! Don't touch that!"
>"I made it better"
>"Well I'll be damned"
>engineer dies and is shown being sent to hell

I fucking hate nu-Star Wars so much. Please just let it die.

>We've been hacked!

>character visits London
>London Calling by The Clash starts playing

>I bypassed the character development!

More like trinity of redditposting.

Not really because a) it requires practice to get used to it and b) It's not like modern advanced planes are designed from a to z by a single person. I imagine it's a teamwork efford with each particular person working on different part of plane.

...

now do this to the rest of frogposts and make it a movie. i'll watch it

Name 200 scenes where this happens.

>engineer dies and is shown being sent to hell
my life is getting close to this part

>mother-son roleplay
>"son" is clearly older then "mother"

>Male character eats pussy like a pro
>Wow where did you learn that??
>I grew up with 5 sisters

believable cliche

>"teen first time anal"
>takes two fists up the ass and there's still room for more

>Englishman visits New York
> Englishman in New York starts to play

If someone said this to you in real life you would be diamonds, don't deny it.

>we need to disable the electrical circuit
>in english doc!

>An American Werewolf in London
>werewolves of london starts playing

>cut to shots of big ben, tower bridge and red double deckers

>Englishman visits New York
>[insert gag about full english breakfast and American reacting to it in a disgusted way]

This was on QI. Short answer is no.

>Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
>welcome to the jungle stars playing
I'm not even joking
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>this time it's personal

>Movie set in future London
>Scientist explains something
>"Umm, in Arabic, please?"

>movie set in current London
>*Arabic wailing in the background*

>Are you sure we can trust him?
>Of course man me and X we go may ba-

>You're probably wondering how I ended up like this
>Let's rewind back to where it all began
>*VHS rewind*
>Woah woah woah not that far back!
>There
>This... is me...
>No not him
>That's me
>You're probably wondering why...

>you’re out of order!
>the whole systems out of order MAAAANN!

>you said you can fly this thing!
>i only flew simulations

Pakistanis speak Urdu. Bengalis speak Bengali. Neither speak Arabic.

>I thought you said you could fly this thing
>Yes, but I never said anything about landing

You're right, there are no Arabs in London.