Chris Pratt is a shit actor

Chris Pratt is a shit actor

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t. JIDF

He's a Blessed man.

God finally god rid of that ugly Anna Faris ball and chain too thank the lord.

Jew media always trying to paint Christians as crazy. Bieber the biggest christian pop star on the planet, starts mentioning God at his shows and all of a sudden they say he's in a cult lol.

typical jews

I knew there was a reason why i liked him so much

if Sup Forums says jews are degenerate why arent there more on this site? This is a degenerate site, but there seems to be more anti-semetism. Are anti-semites more degenerate?

Praise Jesus and gas the kikes

1/2 Jew here

Fuck Hollywood

Pratt seems like a good guy

oy vey career finished

There are thousands of jews on this site. Every shill is a jew and Sup Forums is flooded with jidf.

youtube.com/watch?v=yKrXr0v8uBM

>praise a jew and gas other jews

religion is retarded

His whole appeal is that he's just like a normal dude so he's sort of the male version of Jennifer Lawrence in that regard.

lol wtf

Yep. It's time smart people started calling out ALL Semetic culture.

blocked in my country

lmao, where do you live?

>people are going to be more enraged and upset about a man thanking God than a serial rapist

he's seen the stanism and rituals behinds the scenes it why mccaughney did it too and the reason russel brand dumped katy perry literally days after marrying her, some people want out or need to convey their lord to save them from what they see behind the scenes

hail Odin lol

France

I want multiple gods.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Zeus was cool, he fucked bitches and didnt care about anything for more than 5minutes.

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Where is your Nickelodeon brand teen choice award user?

Multiple gods is truly the answer.

Pratt thanking Jesus is as much of the problem as God's chosen gangsters.

How did reddit react to this? They're the most triggered atheists out there and also a fan of Pratt.

His wife left him for another guy. She literally started fucking a guy from the set of her new movie and then divorced Chris. Now she takes her son out with the new bull of the house.

Chris literally got cucked out of his own family. He's /ourguy/.

Because this place is full of degenerate tranny loving poledditors

I feel like his 15 minutes are up

the only ones I see when I google about it are conservative subreddits

>9 mins
Nigga I ain’t watching all that

women were a mistake

>she left Chris for that thing
Why

Lol not at all. He's in the next two Avengers, he's going to be in Jurassic World 2 and he's going to be in another Lego movie.

Women need adventures.

They want me to believe white privilege is a thing when brown people can literally come into a country, get drunk, rape a girl or two, and then get off free because “he isn’t used to drinking alcohol.”

I love youuu Jesus Chriiiiiiiiiiiiist

Because he used to be a 2 bit fat guy who was the punch line of jokes on cable comedies. Worked out well for him because he doesn't have to share his fortune with whores like her any more.

ave maria

i thought chris left her at the height of his fame?

Every cuckold in history is a saint/patron on this board! And a christcuck like Pratt is equally just as welcome!

I always liked Anna but she really did show her true colors
>big movie star
>Chris is forced in the back seat watching her do talk shows, flirt with co stars, get hit on, etc etc
>years later roles are reversed and Chris is the big hunky movie star and she is a literal who
>divorce like a year later

That's /ourguy/ go back to 2007 you atheist edgelords

Women were indeed a very, very big mistake. What on earth compelled someone to think that they deserve rights?!

Christians are kikes you inbred abrahamic sandnegro

Don’t bother trying to tell them the truth. Ignorance is bliss.

Go bang a kid, muhammed

t. JIDF

He is literally our guy then

holy shit

>that image
lmao

I'm sorry for your loss

That just makes him an even better person.

Bless him.

It was a shit test by the alphas

If you couldnt control your woman when society said she was free to be a whore, you failed the shit test

Betas are the niggers of society

Jews despise Christ and Christians. They hate the New Testament altogether since it takes away their "God's chosen" status.

what do you "true colors"?
she married him while he was fat
now that he's a big movie star he's spending less time with her
plus she still wants more kids while he says he doesn't have time

Thus spoke the true cuck, defender of the pussies.

>getting mad at the pussy for not being able to control it

Do you get angry at your dog because you're too much of a fag to control it?

Dogs were a mistake as well. I hate animals

Jennifer "fuck me in the ass, the role must come to pass" Lawrence is just a normal dude. normal is the word I most think of when I see her.

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She's a normal woman.

You can't play with every single dog, without demonstrating you've vetted the dog, and expect not to get bit

>wtf i fucked a whore and she said i raped her? wtf i married a whore and she divorced me? wtf is going on

You failed to be wise, which is fair enough, most men are beta males, its reasonable to expect most fuck up and are the vocal majority

>anna 6/10 farris fucking someone on the set of a straight to dvd movie
>cucking Chris Pratt whos going to guaranteed be famous for at minimum 5 more years contractually

I don't get it

>thinking chris pratt is the cuck when the stepdad has the stepson
lurk more

No matter how attractive the guy/girl is, there is somebody out there bored of fucking them

I hate them

Dick size is my guess

Source on exactly this so I can rub it in some smug cunts face when I say we need to load the rapefugees on a leaky dinghy and shove them out to sea

>just find the unicorn lol it's so simple
>n-no pls don't look at the divorce statistics!
>s-so what women are not being mothers anymore, stop being beta!
Your system doesn't work mate, why are you defending it? You will have two kids maximum in your lifetime. Muhammad and Jose next door will have fourteen children with three different wives and they'll vote in Sharia for you.

Either you fix your system by reverting back to traditionalism, or the foreigner will implement that same system while replacing you.

Not particularly religious myself but the world needs more Chris Pratt. Dude stands up for what he believes in, at a place where he can easily be ostracized by his peers for doing so.

Kudos.

BASED

That has nothing to do with it. She is a woman, that's all there is to it, she can't help herself from being a whore. Chris was probably never around because he is actually a successful actor.

Yeah, nah. Chris got the better deal. He's a the peak of his fame and can literally bang any Stacey he wants whether it's a top 10 model or actress. Faris is a literally who that WAS the power in the relationship but got BTFO when Chris rose to fame.

It's probably what ruined their relationship -- Chris having the power. Women were a mistake.

Sorry I was confusing my rapefugee stories. That one was actually about a drunk Muslim woman who attacked a while woman while drunk
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8937856/Muslim-women-not-used-to-drinking-walk-free-after-attack-on-woman.html

Get gassed, kike.

Dogs are niggers too

Be a trad man find a trad girl

Not impossible, but betas play the percentages

>well if lots of people divorce and im a beta then im fucked and everyones fucked
>the ones who arent fucked dont count because we have to only care about the majority

Feminism was an alpha lead shit test, it allowed women to be free of betas, and betas instead of becoming better man just remained sad and bitter

Do you really want me to believe a trad man cant find a trad woman or make a woman into a trad woman you left leaning parasite?

A dog is a dog is a dog.

You can't claim there is a magic dog who doesn't lick it's own anus just because you see every other dog doing so. Which is what you're doing.

Not all women are like that is a meme for a reason. Every woman is like that, there are no exceptions. The exception you think you have isn't one because they don't exist. You're just coked up on hormones and ignoring the red flags until you get fucked like everyone else did.

Chris being a trad man wouldve preferred a happy family, but he absolutely wins in a divorce. He loses a stupid hoe, has billions of options, so long as hes careful with his money he wont go broke in the divorce and will still live a good life.

>Not impossible
But very hard since you won't find them at a bar slutting up.

No idea where they are, yet to mean one.

AWALT isnt an absolute you spastic beta. It's a great tool because it applies in most cases, but it's not absolute.

How do you hamster successful marriages?

>Knew a pastors daughter
>Home schooled
>Raised to be Christian
>At 14 she was on the internet hitting on 25 year old guys
>Cyber sexing with them (pre cams)
>Got a boyfriend in high school who abused her
>She became a tumblr dyke

>Knew a hardcore catholic girl
>She was super strict on her religion
>Went on 1 date with her and she sent me pictures of her snatch soon after

Yea man, just find a well raised traditional girl. They're not whores at all. Except I've found multiple girls like that and they're all whores the moment they can be

AWALT is an absolute because you're dealing with such small numbers that it is impossible to find the exception. It's like looking for a noodle in a haystack

This user knows what’s up. The girls in catholic HS were legitimately 60x more sexually depraved and fucked up than the girls I went to school with

>Be a trad man find a trad girl
Can't be a "trad" in a non-traditional society. You can only role-play a "trad" man. You are not a traditional man. You're a tradcuck wanting to be a traditional man.

>Not impossible, but betas play the percentages
When I see a minefield dotted with corpses I sure as hell won't try to cross it. You can't insult and shame me into stepping there. Smart men will opt out and your society will fail because your shaming tactics will fall on deaf ears. You are telling men to ignore the well observable hazard of today's marriage laws and to risk everything that they have. They won't user, you cannot sell this shit deal to anyone anymore. Which is why people are avoiding marriage now.

There is a difference between being brave and being reckless. Bravery is a virtue and requires intelligence, being reckless is a flaw and it requires you to not think things through. A man who stays behind in a trench and hopes for the tank to pass him over is brave and smart. A man who runs out with a grenade and gets mowed down by a tank, while revealing the position of his fellow soldiers is not brave or virtuous. He's downright retarded and reckless.

You CAN gamble everything in the casino and win a billion bucks.
You CAN survive a fall from 30000 feet.
But if you don't you'll lose everything and there's a higher chance that you'll fail.

>Feminism was an alpha lead shit test, it allowed women to be free of betas, and betas instead of becoming better man just remained sad and bitter
True. And men collectively failed the test by letting them vote. Now they will vote in men who will take away those rights.

Your society is sinking and screaming at men who are already in lifeboats will not help you.

How do you hamster successful marriages?

why? Is it because their boobs feel like bags of sand?

Ever notice how when a white person says this the media makes them out to be weird or cult like but when a black person says it nobody in the media says anything?

I do now

That image isn't as smart as you seem to think it is. Its a very weak argument that sounds more like a divide&conquer tactic by jews.

Being a beta provider or being a cuck.

Stay together for the kids, happy wife happy life, yadda yadda yadda

So what youre saying is youre like some blue haired man hating cunt feminist, except you have a dick and hate all women

Dude, where is your argument?

I legitimately don't understand what you're asking

>thanks god for the teen choice awards
>the same god who allowed the las vegas rampage to happen

what a swell guy

I'm not trying to debate you. But you seem very defensive about the image on this new post of yours. Maybe you are the owner of the image?

Otherwise I don't understand why you would care if someone doesn't like your image.

What's wrong with disliking a group of utter cunts?

>implying my Lord didn’t send the shooter to Vegas to smite the heathen degenerates and non believers
They don’t call it sin city for nothing

>gods are meant to interfere with mortal matter
You don't understand shit, do you? God is a concept, not a blue haired man flying around in a cloud saving people.