Ruining the hype with just one image

Ruining the hype with just one image.

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COMING THIS SUMMER

SECRET EMPIRE, THE MARVEL EVENT OF THE YEAR

FEATURING MARVEL COMICS CHARACTERS

yea thanks for that one Marvel Marketing department, couldn't have put that together without you

Thank goodness Spidey is back in the movies, now he can take his usual place at the forefront of every piece of marketing material.

Why does Marvel refuse to draw Captain Marvel with any sort of female trait?

>implying there was hype in the first place

Wow. that is some shit Cassady coloring.

you mean like tits or thighs or hips or lipstick or makeup

Isn't Black Bolt supposed to be in space by then>

And isn't cap supposed to be the bad guy?

Cause her primary purpose isn't to be your fap material. Can we quit bitching about that already?

Don't worry, once the movie's out she'll start looking like Brie Larson.

Oh my fucking god who drew this monstrocity?

>That Blackbolt face
>That Black Widow where everything seems out of propotion
>That Hulk-head Carol
>That Steve holding his shield the wrong way while wondering if he left the oven on
>That poorly pasted-in Black Panther
>Deadpool slapped in last minute and way out of propotion
>How the fuck is Spider-Man running?
>Are Wolverine's pupils gone? Why is he not looking ahead?
>Rocket Racoon because there's a movie

At least this proves that one day you might too work for Marvel even though you are a blind badger with zero artistic ability.

Is this real promotional art?

Is not even the curret style of bad comic art that tumblr loves, this is 90's brand marketing stint single-issue that people give for free on conventions quality

..don't think I've read anything with Widow for a bit - is that a new costume? what's with the blue triangle

I mean a face that at least loosely resembles a female's face

>the YOU DONT LIEK IT BECAUSE YOU CANT FAP TO IT meme
Really?

Finally a comic for me

Fuck off.

Let's guess how Black Cuck will job this event.

Please no,I can't watch black bolt job for the third concekitive event back to back.Please spencer don't waste him again

>Really?
Literally what other reason is there? Why would you care that she's not conventionally attractive?

It's like if Steve Dillon made a disney XD marvel cartoon

>A house divided against itself cannot stand. #SecretEmpire coming in 2017.
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So it's another heroes versuses Heroes thing? What will be be differences in opinion to fight over this time?

Cap will spread rumors about loyalties.

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I didn't even notice the fucking Racoon there the first time around. What is he doing there for God's sake?

How is that even possible? I thought Bolt could fist fight with Namor and Thing.

And another straight white male gets beaten into the ground. Does it even make sense that happened? I thought Dazzler created energy, but has she ever been shown to absorb energy on the level of Black Bolt?

"No." Realistically speaking, who would ever want an ugly design over one that looks nice? Why is wanting feminine females a thing only fapper want? Why do male heroes get to be handsome and strong while female heroes get to be strong and ugly? Don't you see all that blatant muhsoreginy?
Go back to defending Squirrel Girl's rancid art

Yeah I can definitely appreciate that

GotG had a succesful film with a sequel in the summer, around about the time this comic will come out.

Dazzler absorbed Galactus' energy once.

>Mattel box art spiderman
>Timothy Spall as old man Logan
>The fantastic shrinking panther
>Locomotive Carol- justice league unlimited male base edition
>RocketMonkey
>Wikihow-Widow
>Manletpool
>Plastic Man america (this or he has a shield for a hand)
>The only marvel fan above fifty that would cosplay as Black Bolt

they caught him flat footed. DnD rules, everyone else gets their turn before yours if you're caught flat footed, and you don't get your DEX bonus to AC

Underwear colour

>pureblood Inhuman
>white
he's a bloody moon man

Pretty much the polar opposite of this image.

>the hype

dazzler turns sound into energy
black bolt's voice transforms into cosmic energy.
she sort of slurped ass the sound up the split second before his voice fully changed energy states

Evil? Dat ass?

They will start discussing what was canon and what wasn't in the continuity

Black bolt using his voice for even a second and the location there in not disintegrating is such bullshit.His voice is a literal last resort,you'd think a master tactician would remember his other powers that don't endanger his customers

Politics, duh.

Are you serious? In the same image you have an old guy and a racoon, neither which are conventionally attractive.

You have Natasha for your "attractive woman" fill.

There are ugly male characters. So why can't there be ugly characters on both sides of it? Or at least manish looking women. And by "why can't there be" I mean "why can't you allow there to be", because there are plenty of ugly as fuck human beings if we go by how they're sometimes drawn (see OP image).

If it fits a female's character to look masculine, why the fuck not? Of course, it wouldn't fit old Carol, but nuCarol is so different it hardly matters at this point.

Yeah, most heroes are gonna be pretty, but every once in awhile it's OK to have Hulk look like a downy or have some guy look like a twink or a heroine who's butch as fuck.

Logan is not ugly and by Raccoon standards, Rocket is a 10/10. Your taste is bad and you should feel bad

sure is tumblr in here

>who would ever want an ugly design over one that looks nice?
ugly people are more intimidating. wolverine is ugly. nick fury is ugly. hulk is ugly. ben grimm is ugly. Hank Mccoy is ugly.
'male heroes get to be handsome and strong while female heroes get to be strong and ugly' is a made up scenario that only exists in you head. especially when, if anything, most artists are choosing to make Carol handsome rather than ugly.

if you didn't want tumblr in your anons you should never have told anons about tumblr

I'd sure as hell never heard of it before coming to Sup Forums

Man, you must hate comics with Amanda Waller, huh?

Good design and sexy design are not synonyms. If your only complaint about a character's design is that she lacks characteristics you find sexually appealing, then you basically are just complaining that you can't fap to it.

Your complaint is even more ridiculous considering there's a fucking ton of ugly men in comics, but very few legit ugly (and I don't mean just having an a cup) women.

Poor Cassaday. He's fallen into that 20 year trap of a lot of artists. Ignore fundamentals for too long and your bad habits reinforce themselves.

underrated

Marvel's reached peak JUST

This had hype?

Why should i like an ugly drawing of Carol instead of a beautiful drawing of Carol ?

did cassaday draw that
what happened

This feels like the Sony plans for the Spider-Verse

Black Bolt pretty much only jobs. It's his natural state.

Jobbing is like Black Bolt's biggest superpower.

Since when is Captain Marvel supposed to be intimidating?
>Wolverine, Nick, Ben, Hank
>ugly
u wot

wow that's the best they could do huh

This isn't exactly a new practice.

Storm didn't even do anything in Fear Itself.

The difference is those characters actually look well-drawn and like they might reasonably inhabit that space. Neither can be said about OP's image.

If it fits the character, sure let them be ugly. But if they're ugly for the sake of being ugly, they should be delet'd. Female military personnel are always very cute. They never look manish, even when they're wearing their uniforms. So why make Carol any different?


No again. Not once did I say I wanted her to be sexy. If anything, I want her to be cute. Cute is superior and nonsexual. There is no reason to make a character that's supposed to be in "the big 3" to be unpresentable.
Name 1 comic male where ugliness is not part of his character and is ugly for the sake of being ugly

>Female military personnel are always very cute. They never look manish, even when they're wearing their uniforms
wrong
>Cute is superior and nonsexual.
cute things get sexualized more often than sexual things

>Name 1 comic male where ugliness is not part of his character and is ugly for the sake of being ugly
Otto Octavius

You never seen a soldier in your life, haven't you?

>cute things get sexualized more often than sexual things
Is that why there's more porn of Wonder Woman than there is of Batgirl or Supergirl?

>near sighted mad scientist looks very ugly
who would've thunk?

It has me very excited because Cap not leading means the ruse is still on.

Spider-Man is front and center.

Let me guess, with Homecoming out Spider-Man will be the main or 2nd main character of this event. GOTTA SYNC WITH MCU BABY

Oh boy, another event. My favorite thing!

What is that thing on spidey left? Is he or she? or both

Because they needed a strong independant character to force as their lead female. Knowing that women are neither of those things, they just took a female character and slowly made her a man. Give it a couple more years and she'll just slowly morph into Mar-Vell

That kill me now face

They all look so confused!

I'd recommend giving the current Black Widow comic a shot. I know it's written by Mark Waid, but it's drawn by Chris Samnee, who is a proper genius with his sequential art. It's way more Samnee-excellece, than Waid-shittiness.

>Bendis gets gorgeous art for CW2
>Spencer gets this shit to promote Secret Empire
Interesting pattern

I still think it was fucked up how they just took Thor's legs away for that event. Did they ever explain that?

In the military here, enlisted chicks are usually pretty hot actually. Probably because they stay in way better shape tan civvy cows.