What are some of the worst movie posters ever?

What are some of the worst movie posters ever?

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Most capeshit posters

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Why's the gun firing lmao

this has to be shopped, I can't believe seagal is that fat

He's pulling the trigger and birthday snatching

>front 101

They remade this poster 4 times

watch all of his new films. i enjoy them. it's funner to watch segal phone it in with lazy action and silly dialogue than it is to watch shitty film after shitty film pretentiously market itself to me as "entertaining" or "artistic" and fail miserably and most things do these days.

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whahabbind?

Christ, just how low can someone's career fall?

WrathPosting time

>do u really wanna know

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Unironically this.

>Osama it's me your friend, totally not a Navy seal pretending to be

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>no justice without sideburns

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Hated this movie but I see nothing wrong with this poster.

It's shopped but the original isn't much better.

This one is my favorite bc it looks like his face was shooped onto a much smaller body

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he's still fat, we're reaching chloe levels here

Its almost like he picked nic cages hairpiece from gone in 60 seconds out of a wig catalog.

OP said worst, not best

This is modern art

>full frontal action
i mean, they're not lying

This is more appropriate for S2.

This.

>will sasso's "who farted?" face

every time

Surprised i havent seen more shops of johnny t's posters..the possibilitues become endless

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Game
Set
Match

How fucking long is that RPG?

looks like it was made by a 13 year old boy

fuck off this was pure kino

>ayo prop guy give me the biggest and the meanest prop that youve got
>no problem chief,melissa mccarthy is on its way

Guy Fieri aesthetic

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Can someone shop Brendan Fraser's face on there?

Seagull wishes he was as buff as Chloe.

Those twin katanas really ties the poster togther

god that movie was painful to watch

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Shiiet this is more misleading than worst
Kek

Formerly Sneed Russell

A for ironic title

Am Wrath?

>I am... human
What did he mean by this?

Obviously Bullock is covering most of the RPG so they had to extend it otherwise the womyn wouldnt be able to tell what McCarthy is holding

>make a mystery thriller please
>nawww naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
>just put in action and cgi everywhere

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Where did this even come from? Who thought this was a good idea?

I'm retarded.

That's pretty bad.

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>I am Sneed

What is happening with his arms? His left arm seems to disappear into his jacket, and his right is 6 feet long.

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That guy doesn't give a single fuck about cinema anymore.

Holy shit, what happened to Val Kilmer?

Life

movie is great though

>HD DVD

The poster cements my theory that this is a straight-to-VHS early 90's movie that fell into a wormhole and was sent forward to 2017.

He's snatching the Earth's birthday

Which is weird, because it also had this poster, which is actually good.

That's not even his body. They just photoshopped his head

These kind of pics don't make me laugh, they make me sad and disgusted idk why

>"frank we need a poster, its for a new harrison ford movie called 'blade runner'... don't ask what the plot is you daft prick just make the poster"

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That one made me sad because first one was nice kino.

>Doesn't even have Philip K. Dick's name on it

Jeez, who is the faggot who made that shit?

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someone saw this one and went like "hold my beer"

This poster on the other hand, is great.

Why'd you hate the movie?

Not official. Some guy's "alternate" posters. The others are equally terrible.

How come nobody posted this gem yet

>The Marine 3
>3

apparently there is quite the market for military b-movies

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>no miz
I'm out

It likely was. I noticed the exact same thing.

Put a fucking grid on it and some weeaboo letters and start calling it vaporwave.

Fuck is that Trudeau

You know its good when it has
>extra explosion cut

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Pretty sure it's just military propaganda.
I imagine every year the US army approaches some studios, gives them money, and demands that they pump out a few movies with marines, the latest tech and all that stuff to get kids interested in joining the forces.

Yes. this is a real film

My friend's sister was almost brought into one of the producers behind this movie's group of coke sluts.
She was like 19 and he apparently approached her at a bar, said he "helped make" movies like Bangkok Dangerous and other garbage. He had some entourage of whores with him and invited her into his limo.
She said no. Smartest thing she probably ever did, which is impressive considering she's a whore. Cute face and a fat ass, but a whore nonetheless.

The Miz is in the Marine movies, not the Jarhead movies.

>"The Miz"

I like it, its like a warning sign, which is relevant to the movie. Whats the problem?

What do you think this film is about judging from this poster alone?

not a real poster though

its for kids

Just like my Japanese anime

Hmmmm

Roman soldier must protect his family from Poundland action figures.