Things you can say about Sup Forums, but not your boyfriend

Things you can say about Sup Forums, but not your boyfriend.

Sup Forums exists. ;=;

FUCK

Sup Forums is real, unfortunately

Sup Forums is gay

Things Keep turning into incest around them

>boyfriend
What the fuck? Do you think I'm some kind of fag or something? I watch children shows and read picture books, but at least I'm not a homo faggot.

My boyfriend gets laid.

Way harsh, please apologize.

Traps are still men, user.

He exists

I'm sorry. sorry you don't get laid

I've had experience with Sup Forums

It takes more then five minutes to come.

Having Sup Forums would not make me gay

My boyfriend doesn't suck dick.

BACK OFF DREW
Whose Line has been my job for years, it even got renewed
GO BACK TO PRICE IS RIGHT

Now where were we...let's try another one

I'm on Sup Forums tonight.

I love you Daddy

All it takes is dropping 50 pounds and buying some new hair.

Shut up

>your boyfriend
Can fujoshis and homos please leave? Not even online communities want you.

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It's too late user.

This guy needs some futa, asap.

You are not a girl user.
Sup Forums is fast

Sup Forums is 30% female user.

It sucks

>he actually believed this

Sup Forums hates comics

hates steven universe

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Man, he lasts for far too long

You can leave your boyfriend.