What Sup Forumsgirl could your girlfriend easily cosplay as?

What Sup Forumsgirl could your girlfriend easily cosplay as?

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Susan Storm

I technically don't have one.

The Invisible Woman

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>implying that Sup Forumstards have girlfriends.

she's not tall enough tho

Hah!

She's got the height too/is taller than me. Lol

You Sup Forums nerds, where did you meet your nerdy gfs? Are they marriage material? Where did you find them?

Nerds don't have gfs. The people posting here are all normies lost on their way to Facebook.

>Look ma, I posted it again!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying

>orange, green eyes and nearly purple hair
purple eyes

but no, the height is the problem

shut the fuck up and go to bed, boco

Fucking normies REEEEEE

Took me a minute

Kim Possible

She's done it every other year since we started going to conventions.

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Why? I'm off work tomorrow, gonna enjoy it.

>implying most of this board have a gf/bf
HAH!

/thread

Jib from Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

Be jealous

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>has a gf

>she can easily cosplay my favorite Sup Forumsgirl

>I don't even have a gf

>every girl in my god damn town thinks cosplaying is for faggots

Just fucking end it all already

You know what you must do. Find this user, steal his gf.

>tanned redhead with bright green eyes
don't be difficult, bro

Met her at a party two years ago, a mutual friend introduced us, she turned out to be a filty powerlevel-hiding dork and we've been together and happy ever since

>these lucky niggas
I bet you don't deserve them

>a mutual friend
You're an even bigger normie than initially apparent.

Is there such a thing as "deserving" a significant other?

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yes it's called the r9k philosophy

Car meet user. I got a bunch of animoo, and Sup Forums related stickers on my bike and helmet. She thought it was cool, asked for a ride, and we went on a date a week later.

Pic related

Was engaged to girl who pulled off a solid Peggy Carter Cosplay. She was petite though.

Tried to talk her into a Hotdog water cosplay. That she would have nailed. She didn't want to.

Its been almost a year since i threw 3 of the best years of my life away in a fit of pain. I've gotten ahold of my drinking,started seeing other women but... fuck I miss her.

>Having a girlfriend
>Having friends

Depends on who you are.

Did that make up for all the times these stickers earned you a beating?

shes already done black canary, ramona, rapunzel and is working on stocking and raven

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I could say any character I wanted and you would have to believe me

No one's said much about 'em, either cool or just taking the piss out of me. The bike being a supersport outweighs the loser nerd effect.

We've been dating since freshman year of high school on and off. She's actually a pretty good smash 4 player, she's a ZSS and lucas main.

Well, ex, but still.

I'm sorry to hear that user.
My one bit of advice to you is to not settle until you're happy.

>tfw even other anons have a gf these days
I'm getting old.

ex was latina with same curly hair, would have been perfect

I like 'em big

I like em chunky

Yes. Here's an example of somebody who doesn't:

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Also

I fell ya man nothing like a big booty on your lap

Well shit.

Id try to argue with you but honestly at this point I dont know if I disagree.

Yeah, but the only time you may associate Boco and deserving in the same sentence is when you're talking of getting bludgeoned to death.

What are you guys on about?

I knew it.

I forgot to add that she can cosplay as korra. Also that we've been going strong since senior year

they got lost trying to get to r9k and ended up on Sup Forums instead.

>second favorite Sup Forums grill

>refer to the picture of my anger

Bitterness at the idea that anyone who spends time here could have either of those things. Pay me no mind.

Can I at least request a death by firing squad?

You a footfag user?

>your girlfriend

>girl

Nah she's just kind of sincere and naive. It doesn't come across in all of the pics of Ariel.

>Was introduced to her by a friend.
Shes fat isn't she?

I don't understand this logic.

Don't worry user they're doing something called "lying".

Except blonde haired instead of a red-head.

Also, shr had a higher girlier voice and a bigger butt.

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Marco looks luscious tonight.

Faith

Big Bertha

The Blob gender-swapped

Ever fuck her in cosplay? Keep her

ain't no shame as long as your balls don't touch

>if i cant have a girlfriend then nobody can
denial is bad look

You forget that Sup Forums is normie clay

>bigger butt

Nigguh you best be playing or I'mma find yo ass and steal your skin so I can steal your girl

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Gf as marie k

Who's the artist for this?

Did you fuck her while free-form jazz played in the background?

CLEAR YOUR STOVETOP YOU-

Oh, now that's attention to detail

>The Blob genderswapped
Why would you do that to yourself user

I'm not proud

Yeah. It's really exhausting trying to keep up with all of those saxophone runs.

Sup Forums is mostly ugly chicks. Or pedophilic college kids according to the agencies that monitor this website. God could you imagine sitting on your ass as a 40 year-old FBI/ New York Detective/ Homeland security agent getting paid to shitpost and talking about anime and then watching the Plane scene and it's edits over and over again to see if it means anything. And then you realize that some of these assholes pay you to do it, from a certain point of view.

>your girlfriend

I don't envy the job of the guy who actually lurks on Sup Forums to monitor that stuff and has to find a way to explain to their superiors that no, generally the people issuing death threats are just taking out of their asses, no sir they're probably not actually neo nazis unless they're posting on Sup Forums, it's just a really arcane sense of humor. Yes sir I understand but-

Master Hand from Smash Bros.

If it's your job, you've actually got to push that these harmless assholes are a threat or else your department could lose funding.

>teeny tiny 4' 11"
>asian features (quarter japanese)
>short-ish straight hair
>hourglass figure

We've thought Jubilee in the past. Any other ideas?

Oh, and we went as Katana and Boomarang for halloween, duh.

Post some nudes and we'll tell you whether we think she's a good fit for Miho.

She has a penis and is also a guy

keep in mind that i'm 6'6"

>big butt

Can you imagine hot dogging that butt?

Sometimes she sits on my face as she plays with my cock.

Other times I just use her ass as a pillow.

Nigga u gay!