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Looks like kino is back on the menu boys

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Sony Pictures has become something straight out of Idiocracy.

>it's real
Christ

Why is it that everything Sony Pictures does is "the one that will save them from bankruptcy"?

Even Hillary Clinton has more pop-culture awareness than these clowns.

I honestly would rather have a movie about Tinder and it's impact on current dating culture. Why hasn't one been made yet?

Because they are that close to bankruptcy.
I don't even know how it didn't happen yet

People would say it makes women who use tinder look like sluts.

No one has dabbed since fidget spinners.

they seem to think being hip and down with the urban youth and pushing le diversity is the ticket even though it keeps failing.

Stick to making playstations guys

There has. The Escort (2016).

But they are sluts

Yes, and?

actually would be a good idea for a chick flick or a raunchy sex comedy

then why won't they sleep with me??

All the kids in my class start dabbing whenever they get an answer right. Most of the time I just sit there at my desk wondering what the fuck they're doing and why they won't let me teach without acting like retards

Please tell me you're an underage b& and not in college.

I'm a teacher

that's the teacher m8

>let me teach

They must pay their fair share of taxes.

Yeah, I glossed over the second half of the post, my bad.

Why don't you shut that shit down? Instead of enabling, do something about it.

>pushing le diversity is the ticket even though it keeps failing.
>AH HAH AH ILL BRING POL SHIT INTO THIS AND ACT LIKE ITS A NORMAL THINGTO SAY HAHA SO STEALTHUY

They should make a movie about pol instead of niggers. Maybe they wouldnt be going bankrupt

>sony pictures
>bankruptcy
it's basically a used boat, the piece of shit only needs more and more money put in but sony are a rich yuppie (zaibatsu) that doesn't give a shit

It's the problem class. No matter what you do, they're not gonna do shit about it. They're the type that are 16 years old and can't add two numbers together. You let them do whatever they want because otherwise you're not getting any work from them at all and they stop attending class if you push them too much. It's a fucking shitshow

>Go to a baseball game
>Every fucking time they put a kid on the screen they're dabbing
I don't have a single fucking clue what's happening anymore.

Addressing it would validate them. You clearly have no clue about the basics of pedagogy.

And this attitude/approach is why problem classes exist.

Are you Chad?

>they stop attending class if you push them too much
Fuck them; let them stop coming and fail out. Likely, it's already ingrained into them. Stop giving attention to a greasy gear and focus on the ones that actually want to learn.

If farting asses became the next big meme, maybe Sony will make a motion picture about it

Can kids even fail out anymore? Can they still get held back a year?

I just don't understand anymore.
Is Sony some huge Jewish money laundry scheme? Is it a real life The Producers situation?
Surely they must know just how terrible these ideas are.

I kinda have to agree. Better to focus on the few kids and let the majority crash and burn since they won't even try anyway

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVIIIIIIISED

LET'S GO WHITIES

big jewish embezzling scheme to steal money from an incompetent japanese company that refuses to cut dead branches

No. K-12 is now compulsory. 11-12 used to be optional but they changed it a few years back. Which is why you get shit like that nowadays, because it's kids that would have gone straight into a trade now being unable to.

how literally fucking how, they have to be literally retarded to not have learned literally any fucking lessons from their last nine failed attempts/
just make a normal fucking movie and stop wearing jorts and hanging out the highschool in your forties claiming your the cool older friend everyone respects and likes you fucking fucks

no, bush fucked us.

It's false you guys, it's made from the onion, a parody site.

Words cannot even begin to fucking describe how out of touch with reality sony execs are.

The school's budget, and more specifically their bonuses, depend on attendance.
You're living in some illusionary world where schools are tools for learning. You get what you put in, teacher and student, faculty and principle, and that's all there is to it.
They'd almost be better if they were actually a knowledge farm and treated kids like cattle, but they're not. Nobody except people who want to attend College need to know fucking algebra, at the very least Schools should be teaching ethics. The psycology behind the dynamics introduced in early grades through high school shape our culture and the people you meet in the average day.

But all the schools want is their money, so they can pretend inner city youth reading about sociology will suddenly make them stop acting like savages, which they most certainly are.

The jews dont want us to think about dating services too hard.. all those weak men who spread their weak seed because of it.

GODS I MADE GOOD MOVIES THEN

We're how many years post Sony leaks, and there are still people being surprised by their stupidity?

>message girl on tinder
>in less than 15mins exchanging nudes
>fuck her an hour later

???

I guess I'm just an idealist then. I do get what you're trying to convey, however.

I never used Tinder but I heard only minority of men get replies, is this true?

Haha just go out to a bar and meet girls lmao

>only minority of men get replies
if you're ugly

your standards are to high, get a porker, a giraffe or the like and gets some good fucking in
you'll gain confidence, its nice to throw them a bone, and maybe you'll even find one you like

Tinder is the worst place to meet girls if you're not a mid-high level Chad, otherwise it's probably the best place. A minority of men really do get a vast majority of women.

Bar or pretty much anywhere else is a better place for most men. On tinder, women are only shopping for the best of the best.

It's far easier to fuck a 7+ escort.

yes. it's just a microcosm of life but without the bullshit. women only ever fuck Chads by nature--before Tinder and after Tinder.

You just have to say over 6 foot

>giving attention to bad behavior instead of just looking disgusted

women are also shit at measuring (tell them your dick is 7" even though it's 5" and they might believe you) so if you're a little bit short you can probably get away with it

sluts actually have higher standards than "non-slutty" women looking for a long term relationship. they generally only fuck 6'2"+ masculine, handsome men. if you haven't been getting laid your entire life already, that's a good sign you're not in that category and shouldn't waste your time with Tinder.

>MOUF
she forgot to say he's black too

she doesn't even look very attractive

>le juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
sometimes i allow myself the luxury of envying simple minded people

why are you so defensive that you have to engage in conversation with retards?

i dont, i just laugh about them :^)

fucking hideous landwhales with herpes regularly have casual sex with 9/10 Chads. don't believe me, just make a Tinder account with a disgusting landwhale's pic.

>celebrities non stop spew left wing politics
>Sony emails even talk about hamfisting progressive shit
>every movie having a needlessly diverse cast, to the detriment of actually diverse characters
>stop being Sup Forums shit into this!!!
How fucking delusional do you have to be to think like this?

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Because they don't even make mediocre movies that do fairly well and pay back the astronomical amounts they spend on marketing.
Sony is really not doing well these days, seriously.
Not just their movie production.
They have pretty much lost their spot in the market for laptops now that Apple is the go-to for people who pay too much for their laptops, and desktop computers are a big market for professionnals who either get cheaper stuff or much more expensive specialized stuff.
Mp3 players have become obsolete.
They have basically lost the smartphone battle to all their competitors.
Only their video game, cameras, TV & audio and music divisions are doing okay.

Hahah i remember that character from the movie

What's that pose? A jojo reference or something? I have seen it around

Sony is a fucking massive conglomerate and when one division is doing poorly, it's pulled out of the water by the others.
Sony Pictures is doing horribly, but Sony Music for instance is still kicking.

>Have a PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4
>Love Playstation more than any other console
>Given them 1,000s of dollars over the years
>Video games are still making the company money
>They go and spend it on trying to make movies
>Every movie they've ever made is unadulterated dog shit
>They've lost millions of dollars that could have been spent on making games instead
>Their movies are such garbage that it's driving them to bankruptcy
>Sony still refuses to quit making them
>Eventually the company will die from this

It's not fair.

Why do they keep doing it? It's like they're going after obvious flops on purpose.

Sony Pictures is going bankrupt user, not Sony.

They can cut loses by giving up on certain markets, but they don't want to do that until its they very last resort. They are not going away, you can keep your manchildren videogames.

it's okay user, they hired kojima which can only speed up the process of killing the company

Those Sony email leaks revealed that based Kaz has been wanting to jettison Sony Pictures for years, but he's terrified of the internal backlash leading to a potential coup.

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>be Sony PIctures exec
>get to pay yourself
>churn out as many cheap project as possible through your subsidiaries (like Happy Madison, etc)
>each project is a good opportunity to ask the mother branch for loads of money under the promise that you will advertise their products
>do that with other big companies (Coca Cola, most notably)
>inflate your potential budget thanks to that
>you get to pay yourself even more
>yet the movies fail
>somehow the mother company in Japan won't cut your funding and still falls for your trick after a dozen times
>you get to keep doing it until actions are finally taken, knowing the other branches of Sony will be here to save you in case things get really nasty
>and even if your moneymaking scheme ends, you'll get a similar position somewhere else in Hollywood because you know everyone and people in these exec positons are interchangable

Any good?

what do you even say to get it that fast

I hope someone post the image of the chad asking people out.

He literally goes
>phone number
and the bitch gives in without even complaining, they haven't even said hello

>tfw blindly swiped right for everyone and would get like 2 matches a day

really hurt my selfesteem but convinced me to make some changes

>save them from bankruptcy
ie
>the one to finally end them

like what?

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They've failed at Spider-Man, Godzilla, Sony, The Smurfs, Resident Evil, and Ghostbusters.

>>Go to a baseball game
why would you torture yourself like that

>Tinder: Putting the sexual market value of women in a bubble since 2012

Dabs of Our Lives?

Sonya vidya makes more money than anyone
The movie studio portion doesn't get the vidya's budget

Yes!!!!! Disney will buy all of their properties, So they can make them better to make them loved by fans worldwide, Marvel will also get the Spider-Man rights and Feige will muscle out of Pascal out of Spider-Man just like she did with Perlmutter. It's all just a matter of time now.

Gostbusters made its money back, they have their video game division and their music division, they are not in a "dire financial situation".
they are doing an exclusive spiderman game for the PS4, they wont hand the profits to disney.
Selling spiderman back wont happen anytime soon

Just say whatever

say "I bet you don't shave your pussy"

Lower your standards far below what actually want in a woman.