Reminder there is nothing stopping you or me becoming an Auteur

Reminder there is nothing stopping you or me becoming an Auteur.
>costs nothing to write
>films such as Tangerine were done on an iphone
>you have zero problems reaching the entire world in distribution
so what is stopping you?

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i dont feel like it

You can't make a zero budget movies without friends. Nobody is going to watch a movie if it's just you acting. Even if you do animation you'll need more than one voice actor.

Beavis and Butthead is essentially all one voice actor.

well, let's say i start write some shit right now

wheres the high quality camera? cast (friends?)

But Mike Judge has good enough range to pull it off. I don't know if you can say the same about the autismos here, if the SoundCloud threads that used to exist were any indication.

>Nobody is going to watch a movie if it's just you acting.
Anyone know any kinos with just one actor in it?

I'll get around to it tomorrow

Locke if youre referring to onscreen

>wheres the high quality camera?
again, Tangerine was made with 3 no. Iphone 5S

you dont need a high quality camera to make a movie, although it would be ideal

same thing that stops me from doing anything else worthwhile with my life

fear

Doesn't count. Other actors still did voice work.

Ideally when you're starting out you base your idea on the things you already have access to. Just have it be about someone similar to you.

You can get free voice work easy, by advertising it on hobby sites. Quit making excuses

>Nobody is going to watch a movie if it's just you acting
This guy had some help, but it's close

I did make a short and it got into a bunch of fests but I'm to nervous to put it online.

why?
if its fear of criticism, you will get that.

lack of talent is stopping me
>LOL U CAN MAKE MOOVE WITH IPHONE Y U NOT MILLIONAIRE FILM MAN????
stop being such a faggot
>costs nothing to write
what about visual oriented people? they're fucked forever then?

>budget: 100k
really makes you think

Everything you have said is what every person says who has never made a film.

I agree. Hence why I included the words "or me" in the OP.

>You can't make a zero budget movies
There is no such thing as a "zero" budget movie.

The computer you type the script on cost money. The camera you shoot it on, though it may be cheap, was not free. Editing software worth a shit is not free. Feeding cast and crew is not free. The gas you use to get said cast and crew to sets is not free. If you want actual art design (like auteurs use), you need money for sets, props, wardrobe, etc...

The term you are looking for is low budget, or ultra low budget. There is categorically no such thing as "zero" budget.

I have already made several films and worked on many more.

all this guy's films were done on an iphone

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Zero budget means using equipment/social capital that you already had, and which you'd acquired with no intention of making a movie, and which would otherwise go to waste.

any advice for someone struggling of getting started (mentally)

Tangerine was a blast i was watching it with my sister and we were laughing all the way throughout.

All of that it post production,lighting,crew,filming permissions.

Equipment you already had costed money. Again, there is literally no such thing as a "zero" budget movie. Money was spent somewhere, most likely a lot more than you thought.

Nope. It's a made-up term by people who don't have a clue what filmmaking actually is.

Nightingale

>this judgemental 'I know more than you, you must be clueless' twat in the thread
post your films then, wanker.

who are you quoting?

he knows who he is.

It cost money, but the money was not spent for the purpose of filmmaking, therefore it doesn't count as the film's budget.

/vid general/

You've never shot anything in your life, have you OP? Because if you did, you'd know what a pain in the ass it is to shoot an independent film with virtually no money.

I'm an autist not an auteur

>films such as Tangerine were done on an iphone
You neglect to mention that it cost 100,000 to make