Walk into your apartment

>Walk into your apartment
>See this
Wat do?

Wonder why two hot chicks brought their downey cousin

Make them decide who goes in the oven first

politely tell them the big black guy lives next door.

Makenzie Davis looks like a dude, and who's the bitch on the left?

I mean I'm seeing this in my apartment right now so I guess I post a comment?

ask them who they are and what they did with my boyfriend, who should be there already cooking dinner.

Tell them they'll need to kick off their shoes before I can decide who is best

Barricade all exits

A literal horde of sluts.

The girl from that weird Will Arnett show on Netflix, I think.

>Random girls I don't know.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREE BATHROOMS HOUSE.

Start ejaculating spontaneously.

call Wallace Co and tell them they forgot to ship the Felicity Jones pleasure model and who is running the circus over there anyway

Ask Ana and mackenzie to leave. Enjoy living with Sylvia

Holy hell Krager will you fuck off?

>ask Ana to leave
You're a mad man

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Close the door and lock it.

Fuck them because they trespassed and are now my property

ask that man in a dress on the right to leave, politely of course, and then get to work on the two semen demons

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get down on my knees and start eating pusy!

amazing how shitty straight forehead bangs can make a beautiful woman look retarded

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Say hi to my room mates and go eat my indian food dinner in my room while browsing Sup Forums.

I hope they cleaned up my seriously messy apartment.

That's Best Girl you dumb black fuck.

lol you're retarded you would be going the same direction.

unzip dick and lock door behind me

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>tfw you agree with a nigger
Weird

>h-hey look i have a trip too!
you might as well be a nigger yourself, faggot.

>trip
That faggot is a namefag, you newfag piece of shit. You're no better than the attention whores here.

>Walk into your apartment
Where'd my house go?

don't reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread, autistic numale.

Only correct answer

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Mommy kicked you out.

Where the fuck is the dream girl?

Tell the others to leave and then ask if Sylvia very nicely if she can dress up as Luv, then sit on my face.

Ask them to leave before I get accused of rape.

Go to the doctor, I've lost my color vision

truly the best offer

>all these buzzwords
lol

Get out roasties REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll offer them a drink and then talk to them?

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Holy shit Sylvia is perfect, why did she look so bad in the movie?