Just realized I look a lot like this guy, is this why I have no gf?

Just realized I look a lot like this guy, is this why I have no gf?

>is this why I have no gf?
Nah man, it's all the jews and the nonwhites fault

I knew it

>tfw you look like a combination of Sam and Nick with twice the autism and no charisma

o life what a joy

Nick's married though.

Yes but he's funny and charming and I am not

Also is Nick white?

Are you?

It might also be your personality too

I'm norwegian but very probably part lappish, I am not actually sure.

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That's typical south east, I am from the north

Uironically this

You’re white in my book buddy don’t let the memesters get you down

I could pick you up by your ears and throw you through a fucking wall.

the funny thing is that nick is a pussy magnet in real life despite looking like a fat slob

it's all about attitude/personality. you're probably as engaging as a wet fart

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>recently revealed that Neanderthals had larger brains than other human species
>Asians have the most Neanderthal DNA of modern humans

Curious that Nokia doesn't have any flagship smartphones after dominating the market about the same time nuwhites started getting nationalistic.

One of the goofiest looking guys I know is charming as a motherfucker and pulls A+ girls constantly. You’re 100% right

He has a wife

>the funny thing is that nick is a pussy magnet in real life despite looking like a fat slob
[citation needed]

I'm 6'3", lift, and have an attractive face and I don't have a gf either, if it makes you feel better. It's all about not being autistic, really.

there's no blue paw print on it, maybe you can find a clue somewhere else

Is not one of the more common phenogenetic traits of the neanderthal the strongly protruding brow? A trait that is almost non-existent in eastern asian populations. Their faces are rather flat.

>I have an attractive face
haha

Can I suck your dick?

It's true. I know because other people tell me, I'm not basing this off my own perception.

girls try to talk to me sometimes but I ignore them because of autism

Checked

>>Asians have the most Neanderthal DNA of modern humans


umm sweetie thats europeans

Thanks for checking. I’m the same specs as you, minus lifting (skinny fat mode) and I’ve gotten laid through no effort of my own many times. It makes no sense. Not to meme about manlets, but height really is a big deal to girls, so I think you’ll be okay

I had shit self confidence and then I hooked up with a girl and she said be more confident so I did

Turns out there's no objective reason to be confident or not, it's all subjective, and if you decide you want to be unconfident or confident it's all within your decision making

actually it's clive you stupid sape

No evidence of Neanderthal mitochondrial DNA has been found in modern humans.[22][23][24] This would suggest that successful admixture with Neanderthals happened paternally rather than maternally on the side of Neanderthals.[25][26] Possible hypotheses are that Neanderthal mtDNA had detrimental mutations that led to the extinction of carriers, that the hybrid offspring of Neanderthal mothers were raised in Neanderthal groups and became extinct with them, or that female Neanderthals and male Sapiens did not produce fertile offspring.[25]

literally cucked an entire species by having superior genetics

how can neanderthal women even compete?

I'm more worried I might go bald. My dad started balding in late twenties. If that happens to me, it's over.

like get up and walk away from the computer nigga damn it aint hard

This but unironically

Nokia failed because they made phones for engineers, not for the general public. The ideas that made iPhone etc. flourish over them were to make it as "user friendly" as possible, which is a good market approach I'm not denying that, but it's not the one Nokia used. Nokia hated the idea of touch screens because they were so inaccurate as an input method, which they were (are). They just overestimated the dumb dumbs that are the consumer masses in thinking that they'd care.

>Asians have the most Neanderthal DNA of modern humans
nope, that's people from corsica and sardinia

>corsica and sardinia

Yeah and that is an anagram for Asian Discard Acorn I. That is because the first asians planted their seeds on corsica and sardinia, you fool.

I hope so because everyone in my mum's family looks asian-ish for no reason, that would explain it

Apparently i look like Bo Burnham.
Not that bad, but still 25y old virgin.

Naw dude then you go full bald pornstar fuck-god mode.. if ya got the skull for it

Go to bed Sam.

>Nokia failed because they made phones for engineers, not for the general public
No they made phones for people with autism (aka fenno-ugrics)

It's okay for me to say that because I am probably part lappish as I said

Get rid of that shirt for a start.

Big Dick Nick is an absolute mad man

What he lacks in looks he makes up for in charisma.

Nokia deliberately shifted to telecoms infrastructure