I Desperately Wish To Have My Way With This Man

Dan Vs. Thread

started watching it, kind of a shit show

elise is my bitch

I'm glad that Dan VS wasn't on an adult network, I feel like it allowed for more creative plotlines. The show could have easily been filled with distracting, unnecessary gore or "swearing as a joke."

This show is great and I love it

>Dan lusts after an underage fast food worker
>place is called Burgerphile

I loved this show

More creative threats and insults too.

>Accidents can happen
>Crossbow accidents

End of hiatus when?

Why would Chris encourage Dan to hit on a teenager? He's the straight-man with mainstream opinions on everything.

Unless liking jailbait is his one flaw (aside from being a gluttonous dullard). Would explain why his wife dresses like a college student.

If this wasn't on a kids' network there should have been an episode where Dan cucks Chris.

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I stopped watching this after he got fucking cucked.

Last thread some user posted a pasta about an episode where Dan fucks Chris and Elise along with Elise's parents.
Someone find it and post that shit.

Mid-20never ever, but we can keep hoping

I really like this show
but it's so weird
I don't even remotely like any other character at all (Mr. Mumbles excluded) except for Dan
but I like Dan so much that it overshadows my boredom and hatred for the others completely and I keep watching
Best example I can think of for "great character trapped in shitty show"

we /cm/ now

This show was gold. Why was it fucking cancelled?

Thanks for introducing to me Sup Forums

filename kills me every time

he was so fuckin cute in those shorts

not my art

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Is this show still going? Never watched it and thought it was some flavor of the month shit.

I wish they had more deleted scenes to post on Facebook.

I always think kids shows that want to do outrageous things but are forced to restrict themselves are way better. Ren and Stimpy, Invader ZIM, Dan VS.

Adult Swim should show that no creative restrictions does not = better.

bump

I hope they actually drew dan dick

I think it's more of the fact they don't even try.

What do you mean?

Ouch first post and triples.

I'm a lot like an IRL version of Dan. Are you QT female?

j/k

But I've always wanted to watch this show but I never got the channel it was on. The protagonist seems quite relatable.

Now the whole show is on Hulu, so if you've got that, check it out.

For example, Venture brothers is pretty based and definitely for adults

I think Dan Vs. still would've been fairly good uncensored. Most of the adult humor that didn't make it into the show, from what I've seen in the deleted scenes, was fairly subtle.

Someone who looked and acted like him irl would repulse you, OP

Not OP but that could be said of most of my fictional crushes, personally

No way.

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Reminder that Dan turns 40 this year.

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happy early birthday Dan