Consider the Coconut

What he meant by this?

a coconut has layers

He meant CONSIDER ITS TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So coconuts are like onions?

SO HERE I'LL STAY
MY HOME, MY PEOPLE BESIDE ME
AND WHEN I THINK OF TOMORROW
THERE WE ARE

He meant for Moana to cook him some eggs.

He said "Consider the Coke, you nut!"

The shameless plug was really jarring desu

Well you put the lime in the coconut

The Kakamora wore coconut armor.
Tamatoa was a giant coconut crab.

He was secretly warning Moana about the threats she would face on her journey.

HIS COCONUT GUN

He meant to find a man with coconut size balls.

that's just impractical tbqh

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WE MAKE OUR NETS FROM THE FIBERS
THE WATER IS SWEET INSIDE
WE USE THE LEAVES TO BUILD FIRES
WE COOK UP THE MEAT INSIDE

Seriously is there anything you can't do with a coconut?

FIRE IN SPURTS

He conveniently neglects to mention how the coconut floats from island to island, seeding new trees.

Been listening to it all day

A gun with decent aim

so he rhymes "inside" with "inside"?

To bash the skulls of your enemies in with
Havnt seen this movie is it the best pc movie ever

He actually rhymes "sweet inside" with "meat inside".

That's not even the worst example of that from the film.

>I know everybody on this island
>has a role on this island

At least it wasn't "island" with "descended from voyagers"

It's rhyming sweet with meat. And that was more of the background chorus or whatever.

Temurera Morrison is Moana dad after all.

This pissed me off, can't they make better rhymes?

THE WHAT?

Not to mention Tamatoa rhyming glitters with itself

>Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
>They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)
>Oh, and here they come, come, come
>To the brightest thing that glitters

>Why don't the songs RHYME after every other lyric!
>0/10 song! Doesn't rhyme!

Holy shit, it's like listening to toddlers explain why Gran Torino is a "boring movie".

You guys wanna see some self-insert humanized Tamatoa vore I just found

Oh come off it. Moana's songs aren't up to par, accept it.

I thought it was "brightest thing that glimmers/fishy dinners"
Hence rhyming beginners with dinners

HERE COMES THE GENERAL

Coconut General?

A N D N O O N E L E A V E S

I preferred 'you're welcome'

Sure. Why not.

You're Welcome >= Shiny >= How Far I'll Go > Where You Are > We Know The Way

imho

The fuck you say, you little bitch?

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Begone from this place, and all places.
Leave this realm back to the void.
Your filth will seep no longer.

Holy crap.. the size of Moana's dad vs. mom. I guess it's safe to say Mom was on top all the time right?

And?

He meant that it was a mediocre song in a mediocre film with a forgettable mediocre soundtrack.

what's their Magnus Opum?

So here we'll stay.
Our board, our waifus beside us.
And when we think of shitposting,
Here we are.