Why don't they remake Cloverfield but instead of a giant monster, it's a giant girl

why don't they remake Cloverfield but instead of a giant monster, it's a giant girl

A giant girl invading tiny monsters?

So what you actually want is a remake of Attack of the 50 ft tall woman

y-yeah

There better involve some anal vore then.

If not, no buys.

what are the parasites attached to the tall women?

because they made those movies in the 50s and they where shit

Who'd play the girl? I vote for Alison Brie

kitchen supplies

Mini Giantess>all other giantesses

this
amazons are love

>Mini Giantess
so like 15 feet tall?

because women are stupid

Haha

yeah. imagine being tossed around and bullied by huge girl

who's taller? A mini giant or a giant midget?

Debicki

Male feminists.

Mal Malloy

They're just regular cannibal women, except they'd be like 8-9 feet tall.

Lupita Nyong'o

kiernan shipka
because of reason

Julia Benson, and there better be a scene where she crushes some people in between her hooters

Giant midget

Would she have a giant pusy?

yee, and she straps you to the hood of a bus and uses it as a dildo

what does she eat? does she need to go to the bathroom?

how would that be handled?

No she use as a buttplug while she fucks a big car with your grandma at the wheel and your head sticks out and you look up and see it.

WHAT IF GIRLS WEREN'T JUST A STORY
*ear shattering nag noise*

Would there be a more satisfying death than being crushed by a giant girl you love, but can never have?

Idris Elba

STARRING LENA DUNHAM AND MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL

>Tattoo
Into le trash it goes.

could be interesting film.
Plenty of Giant Lady superheroes they could use in a capeshit setting (elasti-girl from Doom Patrol springs to mind)
surprising they havent put monsters with capeshit yet

They just cancelled the loli giantess movie

>surprising they havent put monsters with capeshit yet
Depends on if you count Hellboy and Blade.

>lol look at my tattoo of animals mating
>woo be a free bird
Jesus

>giant woman attacks New York while little lolis fall off of her body and attack people

It reinforces the main message of the movie: that even a trashy dumb cali slut can be dangerous if she's 300 feet tall.

No they’d be cute little girls

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I like that her skin is white like a clownslut

men who donate to female twitch streamers and cosplayerss

Because your fetish is shit tier

but here's the twist, she has no ass or tits.

Your fetish is shit. As bad as the foot shit.

That's rich coming from a cuck fetishist

You'll get stomped first anons

Day of the foot soon, brother

your fetish is trash

It was already copyrighted by some japs

>watching a movie with other people
>giant woman imagery
>face gets red and completely freeze

>what does she eat?
people
>does she need to go to the bathroom?
yes

I'd watch it but only if there's a scene where she farts and the wind wipes out a city.

I'm disappointed that there hasn't been any type of 50 Foot Woman movie with modern production value.

being sexually attracted to women is sexist

don't monkeys paw this kind of thing. you just know it would end with some giant man.

>being this much of a fetishistic faggot for fem-dom fantasies

Alison Brie is so fucking overrated. She has such a generic looking old person-rat face. Also looks way too fucking jewish. That's just me though.

The only right answer.

Christina Hendricks

>le elba maymay
Flush yourself.

Wish granted, but it's a comedy and the girl is Amy Schumer.

I wish that I was the insole of my GF's shoe.

I wish that I was the insole of my GF's shoe

I wish that I was the insole of my GF's shoe

I wish that I was the insole of my GF's shoe

patrician

already been done

Check out the video "Truckers Delight" where a dude flies a Boeing up a giant womans asshole.

she was too small

50 feet is baby shit

Crabs

It would be pure BRAAAPkino

That's not so bad

Save money on CGI, I like it

she is taller than 50 feet, cars are longer than 10 feet for scale

More like attack of the 50ft let

>mfw the diarrhea scene
>mfw they'll build a city inside her skeleton like in Pacific Rim

Might be good desu

I wouldn't need more porn material ever again

>entire movie is destruction porn
>movie ends with extreme ryona scene and finally her face melting in nuclear hellfire

>tfw will never comfort my 50ft giantessfu and reassure her she's more than tall enough to smash cities

Patrician detected.

Sounds like Godzilla 98
Think of all the juicy stomp scenes

Guy shrinking >>>>>>>> girl growing

maybe in a vacuum. but think about all the bullshit you have to deal with as a shrunken person. giant insects. fuck THAT.

we need another remake of this

>guy shrinking
nah, i'd prefer a giant woman than be shrunken down to an edible size

Guy shrinking is sustainable long-term. Girl growing is not, where is she going to live, what will she eat, how will she survive the military killing her instantly.

gentle giant gf > destruction porn

By enslaving humanity of course

white knights

a mix is best

Cate Blanchett. There's just something goddess-like about Her.

>not clumsy gentle that is accidentally destructive

Nah, women don't like big girls.

Then they can die desu

women would not be important in that reality

didn't they literally just make this movie where some woman is controlling a giant monster?

Yeah, but I can't masturbate to that.

>that scene in Honey I Blew Up the Kid where the mom makes herself giant to rescue her kid and she tells off the military
I couldn't figure out why my wiener was hard as a little kid. This was way before puberty.

This thread is too small.

*talking to grandson* 'now remember what i told you buddy..never start fapping to giantess anal vore cuckolding porn ya hear? you'll never be able to go back to the vanilla shit' *pats him on the head* 'now go along and play with your little sister'

>tfw i've had a giantess fetish for as long as i can remember, even before i knew what sex or a fetish was

And yet I didn't jack off until i was 16