This guy comes up to you and slaps your gfs ass, then says

This guy comes up to you and slaps your gfs ass, then says
>It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?
What do?

Turn 360 and walk away

Ask him what kind of poison he slapped on my gf's ass and for for the antidote

What movie is this...
Is he her pimp or something?

>What movie is this...
Finidng Nemo

Tell him I seen seabeams glitter near the Mercedez-Benz plant. But all that will be forgotten, like poo and pee. Time to fly.

The Watchmen

Dark City

Mary Poppins

Then you'd be facing him though retard. Did you even complete basic math at school?

Tell him all about the sweet-ass lasers I saw nigga

How do you know he's walking forward? You know what they say about assumptions

More like:
You're getting some noodles with your gf and this guy slaps your ass and says
>Monsieur, azonnal kövessen engem, bitte.
What do?

I don't recall asking for a newfag's opinion.

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Problem Child 2

>he slap you gf ass! he say you blade runna

But you still end up at the guy's ass. Dumb fuck

>I'm Mary Poppins, y'all.

I look at him like this

>not Brade Runna
You had one job, bromigo

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