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Jennifer Lien died for your sins edition

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PROMENADE

I can assure you Commander that my penis is quite feminine.

Odo is the best chef.
youtube.com/watch?v=Iq-UaXQ1c1M

holy shit

This was a biggest Discovery in all of TNG Cannon. Why wasn't it ever test upon again in any series or any subsequent anything?

It's all in the wrists

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Kira's reaction is the best.

I would've preferred contagion to have more continuity

cringe

/trek/ OFFICIAL NO BULLY LIST

>Data
>Garak
>Julian
>Daddy Riker
>Porthos
>Kim becuase the writers bully him enough
>Weyoun 4
>Damar's juicy dick sucking lips

Reminder that IT'S OKAY to bully Riker before the beard, Lore, Weyoun 6, and everyone in TOS

>>Kim becuase the writers bully him enough
Confirmed for not knowing shit about Trek'
>All of ToS
All Nu-trekkers must die

newfag

This is Captain William Chad Riker of the USS Enterprise. The Federation is gone, THE FAT IS EVERYWHERE!

She'll have to die several times for her own honestly.

>first pic
>last pic
just baffles me

why couldn't jen have aged as gracefully as nana visitor?

>reminder that somewhere out there are video tapes of jeri Ryan doing public BDSM sex acts from sex clubs in Paris, New York and Chicago

TOS best Trek

Kira, hoshi, and torres still fuckable.

WTF happened to ezri??? She isn't that old.

it wouldn't surprise me if all of these were mtf

that WON'T...be necessary

>one is a "girl" trek cosplayer who fantasies to an unhealthy extent about bashir+garak
>the other is stunt double for amy from BBT who draws fetish comics
how come both /trek/ "girls" are such freaks?

You should change the Crusher pic to this one.
I still would btw.

>stunt double for amy from BBT

post the BashirFaggot photo at a con with Leeta

I'd fuck both of them and talk about The Orville the whole time.

CUMMIES?!?!!??!

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holy shit, Leeta aged like milk

This is hard to look at. That thing on the right makes me sick to look at.

>good looking woman
>makes me sick
Faggot

Captain Jean Luc Picard Of The USS Enterprise

I completely understand. I hate me too.

>tfw bashirfaggot probably has bigger tits than leeta

She got them Michael Strahan teeth boi. Type of shit ya get your dickskin caught in but it's worth it.

choker = marking line of where exactly I need to hit with a karate chop as hard as I possibly can

Is Shades of Grey actually an episode? Skip?

*neutralises braps*

watch the first half (until Troi starts fucking around in Riker's head or whatever) and then skip to the end. Then you can at least say you watched the episode

>woman

Meth is a helluva drug.

Don't skip anything. Jesus you either like it enough to watch the whole thing, or you don't and it isn't worth your time. I can see why networks dont make episodic series anymore. It's like people who download individual songs instead whole albums. You need the whole thing in order to really experience it.

>big tits
>feminine hand in the other picture
>implying is not a woman

where can I find mentalcrashes comics?
asking for a friend

Wanna be my gf? I'm an irl rich Chad who has to hide his Star Trek powerlevel from most of his other Chad and Stacy friends. Two of them saw me at the store in a Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra shirt and they thought I was wearing it ironically. It's my favorite shirt and one day I will crush them all. You could be at my side for the crushing.

>chin always covering middle of throat
Man until proven otherwise

I'd hit both with my inverse tachyon beam, if you know what I mean.

y tho? u gay 2?

That probably depends on if your name is Ṣiddīq aṭ-Ṭāhir al-Fāḍil aṣ-Ṣiddīq ʿAbd ar-Raḥman Muḥammad ʾAḥmad ʿAbd al-Karīm al-Mahdī or not

That being said fuck clipshow episodes. We get it there was a writers strike and you didn't have any money in the budget.

Looking at imdb, looks like Torres was the only one that planned for future.

literally just google MentalCrash

I'd still take Nana, Gates and best Dax for a ride.

>Adam's apple the size of a golf ball
>woman

Why was Garrett Wang chosen by People Magazine as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the World in 1997?
Was it just like the asian masculinity shitposters except on a larger scale?

maybe she had thyroid problems

bashirfaggot looks like Ezri

Name another sexy asian they could put in the list

Damn, my name is Ṣiddīq aṭ-Ṭāhir al-Fāḍil aṣ-Ṣiddīq ʿAbd ar-Raḥman Muḥammad ʾAḥmad ʿAbd al-Karīm ar-Mahdī. So close.

Having rejected his loving Cardassian wife, Gul Dukat has coupled himself to the Kai Winn Adami, promising her dominion of all the Alpha Quadrant! He worships pah-wraiths and wormholes! He decorates his ear with jewelry like a prostitute! He practices the death chants and lights duranja lamps in vile Bajoran rites!

I know how unhappy you are and I cannot blame you. For who would not weep when he hears that the great Gul Dukat pays homage to alien gods? That he has abandoned his wife, his child and his species? I am asked if he is gone mad, if he is bewitched. I have no explanation. We may weep for him, but then we must do our duty, for he is no longer a Cardassian, but a Bajoran.

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>she

Holy fuck Deviantart is literal fucking AIDS.

yeah, SHE. You have a problem with that, faggot?

kek, that's cute. I saw this pic around, no idea she had made it.

>she
You keep using that word.

Some girls have big floppy cocks and pendulous swinging balls, get over it.

>girls

Their dick definitely isn't big, if they have one. Look what you've turned this thread into, by the way.

Yes, girls with big thick feminine penises that shoot thick syrupy ropes of girlcum. What are you gay dude?

That was my first reply ITT, don't blame me blame society.

DOWN WITH H8, UP WITH GIRL DICKS!

Negative. Seeing as she didn't engage in any of it. Why do you think they got a divorce?

Just wear it dude. If they say shit, they ain't your friends.

wait so some of us here AREN'T trannies?

guess what's featured: rule34.paheal.net/post/list/featured_image/1

>girls
>penises

Are non-tranny girls allowed?

Barclay-sama, what are we going to do in the holosuite today nya~

>non tranny girls
You mean girls?

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No I'm not some sick fucking degenerate tranny. I identify as a gender neutral Gorn battle master.

*braps your path*

barclay was a pleb he would never appreciate traps

HItlhej chochol 'ej let tlhIngan ghoS jI'ovlaHbe' Hot woDDI' qung!

9 outta 13 ain't bad

>Black guy is a minstrel
Did they do it on purpose?

ITT: Star Trek characters who would 100% for sure fuck a girl with a penis.

I'll start.

you tell me

both of them, really.

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Excuse me.

What would a woman need with a penis?

Peeing discretely in public, obviously.

Maybe.

How in the world did they get him to pose for that? Is this just his famous professionalism

I'll have you know that many prestigious actors have been on the cover of TV Guide.

I'm not translating that shit, but I'm assuming it's tits or GTFO

How does sex on the holodeck work? It's heavily implied in every series with holodecks that it happens.

You have sex with a hologram, cum inside it and then what? Is it left on the floor and some crewman on wash duty has to mop up the buckets of cum on the holodeck floor?

I think you FAR underestimate what sick fucks Klingons are.

Stewart has said that working on TNG taught him to be less of a tight ass and have more fun.