what are some creative / unusual deaths?
What are some creative / unusual deaths?
Kevin Jackson
Charles Martinez
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Noah Turner
Found Footage but whatever
Robert Myers
COOKING POTS DON'T MELT GOLD
Jeremiah Myers
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Ethan Garcia
Getting shot
Logan Bennett
>hanging himself
>creative
at least you tried user, here have a participation medal
Owen Collins
the guy probably wouldnt even have died all that fast
Jackson Taylor
Why didn't she just use her arms to protect her face
Jason Lewis
>only assholes have matching cars and working equipment
Benjamin Gutierrez
Cause she's a dumb woman
Dominic Morgan
Austin Turner
she survived. google it.
Chase Adams
Spoonfeed me
Colton Ortiz
Uh dude, I don't think she did.
Ayden Richardson
>The woman was named locally as Olga Gaikovichn and local news sources report that she was rushed to hospital but later died of her injuries
Brayden Jenkins
this shit is spooky
Isaac Miller
I remember reading how she made it to the hospital and then dies shortly after. If you've seen the complete video she has about 1/3 of her skull and brain matter obliterated by the brick, the husband is in tears trying to put pieces of her skull and brain back into what is left of her head. No way in hell she made it.
Anthony Fisher
she's fine.
Ethan Martin
>the husband is in tears trying to put pieces of her skull and brain back into what is left of her head
bruh that is fucked
Brody Johnson
>they're in it for the money! Not the science.
Austin Wilson
>If you've seen the complete video she has about 1/3 of her skull and brain matter obliterated by the brick, the husband is in tears trying to put pieces of her skull and brain back into what is left of her head.
bullshit. link it.
William Allen
>husband is in tears trying to put pieces of her skull and brain back into what is left of her head
Yeah, that'll do the trick lmao
Elijah Young
this scene was a bit too real for my tastes
Leo Cook
>creative death
>the fat retard literally just stole Crassus' death from history and tweaked it slightly, pouring gold on his head instead of down his throat to symbolize his thirst for wealth
GRRM remains a hack.
Brayden Rodriguez
stupid fucking bikers
Colton Johnson
fuck bikers
Mason Wood
It was unusual in how brutal and graphic it was. I can't think of another major long-term character on any show going out in such a gruesome way.
Parker Phillips
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Camden Price
SAW made a whole franchise off of it
Christopher Morgan
Yeah, the fucked up part is mostly him being left alive for what feels like forever.
Colton Scott
I read that Jacqueline Kennedy had the same reaction. Maybe is just your first instinct when you see someone's head explode
Ryder Walker
whoops
Thomas Nguyen
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Landon Evans
Oh let me guess, China?
Benjamin Gomez
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James Gutierrez
The show is total garbage now but I at least appreciate how they did the comic justice and didn't hold back there. I remember everyone on Sup Forums saying they would pussy out.
Lucas Reed
this is just darwinism
Logan Morris
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Luke Carter
Joseph Nguyen
Did he travel back in time?
John Rodriguez
that's metal as fuck
Camden Lee
>*falls asleep at wheel*
DANG SELF DRIVING CARS TAKIN ERE JAHBS
Michael Williams
Imagine having to live with the trauma of that experience and regularly recollect it, because your co-worker is a moron
Thomas Walker
you'd think there would be a safety feature that immediately notices an obstruction and stops the machine
china?
James Bell
The BBC made a 6-part police thriller called Rellik which just ended, so you can binge it.
It's about a serial killing case where each victim is found naked in a playground, their fingers cut off, their teeth ripped out and their face completely fucked by being doused with hydrochloric acid. Some seriously fucked up shit, and all done so that the victims can't be identified.
Other than that, Midsomer Murders is famous for its unusual and creative deaths. It's been going on for 19 series and it's set in an idyllic English countryside. Perfect mix of comfy and murder. There's at least four victims in each episode and they're all creative.
Some cruel ones:
>tied to a tree naked and torso smeared with honey so wild boars eat your intestines while you're still alive
>nailed to the grass with croquet hoops and being catapulted to death with wine bottles (literally with a catapult)
Some creative but also kinda funny ones:
>pushed into a huge hotel tumble dryer and tumbled to death
>an eccentric old man who obsessively collected old newspapers being crushed by three huge towers of millions of newspapers
Isaac Butler
what kind of machine is that?
Grayson Edwards
sauce on video?
Julian Bailey
POO
Henry Bailey
how embarassing
Zachary Rogers
unreal
Logan Lewis
use google
Asher Phillips
>back in the day
>surfing something awful spin off sites
>see videos tagged with 'lave'
>close browser and walk away without opening
fuck those things
Noah Young
>slips on his own shit
Jaxon Williams
this is like a punchline
Charles Moore
We should just run down the list of Final Destination deaths.
Aaron Bell
That happen to an otaku
A 37-year-old Japanese man was found dead in his apartment in Sendai, buried under several hundred manga and magazines. The Miyagi Prefectural Police are currently investigating the case, but they think that his death was an accident triggered by the Northeastern Japan earthquake on the 14th.
Angel Phillips
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James Clark
Imhotep in "The Mummy" 1999.
Ethan Perry
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Owen Long
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Sebastian Evans
So much effort, if there was no way to escape then why even bother? Just shoot them all in the head and be done with it.
Benjamin Wood
I really enjoyed Rellik, I'm a complete sucker for cruel and unusual deaths like those acid murders
I've watched a few episodes of Midsomer back when Nettles was still the main character and it was pretty good. I remember the wine bottle one, really chilling. The best part was how the killer made his wife watch it and she hated her husband so much she gave the killer advice on aiming the bottles
That has to be the epitome of irony, being crushed to death by your otaku lifestyle, he probably died happy though
Nicholas King
But there was a way to escape.
Aaron Flores
>car pulls a wheelie
Kek. Top that, bikerfags.
Asher Rivera
Unironic kek.
Carter Wilson
>back to the future 4
Nicholas Morris
CRAWWWWWWWWWWWLING IN MYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
like, literally
Cooper Nelson
this is a 3D movie isn't
Hunter Williams
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Carter Reyes
lol dream sequence
Jordan Sanders
I thought gold was very malleable, like you can bite it and it will leave a dent.
Nolan Wright
>when you shit on the wrong street
Nathan Phillips
Soylent green maker 2000
Daniel King
There's less than a second between when he touches it and he's pulled completely through. There's realistically no way to stop the machine, which is clearly moving incredibly fast, in time to help anything. The obvious solution is for the workers to know, hey don't touch this thing that will fucking obliterate you instantly.
Cameron Cooper
'TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND
Hudson Bailey
human smooshing machine
Brayden Howard
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Colton Clark
Gold has a melting temperature of almost 2000F. A cooking pot can't even reach half that; you'd need a kiln. Being able to leave a mark =! melting.
Caleb Foster
I don't think I've seen someone boiled before.
Ryan Howard
There actually is a way to stop it but doing so would completely destroy the machine as the force required to stop something moving that quickly is immense and I'm certain the chinese would rather see one hundred of their workers die before they'd lose one of those machines.
Josiah Thomas
reminds me of under the skin
Thomas Ramirez
Sometimes you shit on the street
Sometimes the street shits on you
Jonathan Bennett
More than the Hollywood depiction, these 'rekt' deaths show how much more cruel life can be and how stupidly fragile it is.
Jordan Adams
>stopping a saw blade is the same
Do you even understand force? That tiny little saw blade generates probably less than 1/1000 the force of a giant machine that can easily fit multiple humans inside it at once.
Ayden Brooks
hold on I got this
Isaiah Allen
>Dothrakian gold is different.
Juan Ramirez
No I understand what you're saying, but the cost to replace the table saw mechanism is only 60 dollars. If you factored in the cost of a mechanism capable of stopping that rolling machine, it's probably astronomical in comparison. So if one does exist, I'd imagine the Chinese wouldnt be quick to install them.
Landon Powell
>"Pajeet forgot that the designated shitting street was changed last week"
Isaiah Roberts
did he slip on his own shit?
Tyler Myers
shit happens
Benjamin Stewart
Caleb Morales
Where we're going we don't need roaaaaddddddsssssssss
Andrew Perry
>not even autoerotic asphyxiation
Way to go out like a pleb Williams.
Josiah Jones
>guy just drives off after brakechecking motorcycle to the point it spins out
what a faggot
Lincoln Carter
As brutal as the scene was, I can't help but feel like the network kept them from going all the way. There's behind-the-scenes of practical stuff we saw VERY little of which probably got cut.
Ethan Walker
what did he put in there
Matthew Anderson
Jeremiah Morales
I used to work for the company that produced this.
Caleb Flores
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