David Cross is in DEEP shit

David Cross is in DEEP shit.

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nah he already (sorta) apologized to her personally

More like Arrested
More like the rapist

based Cross putting the celestials in their place

>now all the fakers are trying to cash in

the truly sad thing is that now actual victims are going to be drowned out by a sea of phonies looking for quiet settlement and will likely never see justice

It's blowing up now

that's actually really hilarious and that chick probably wore a pair of pre-ripped jeans bought from the store.

Ho ho

What's the matter ching-chong?

why didn't she stand by her man?

>actual victim

Name one.

He was just pretending to be racist.

if they don't like those jokes then maybe they should stop chinging and chonging all over the place

Corey Feldman

she was probably looking for an out anyway

>not even defending your husband

sad! why are roasties so rude, bros?

Savid Cross is in SNEED shit.

I can't believe a comedian making fun of someone's shitty pants no problem, randomly racist with no context not so much.

but saying that, cross did a lot of drugs in the past, maybe he was high as fuck and really doesn't remember.

It's okay though, he's a PoC.

Who the fuckk is David Cross. Does he even matter?

>ching-chong-ching-chong
Hahahaha

I don't care. That's funny

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

comedian can't take a joke.

Holy shit, women.

PUSSY DOODLES

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>people caring what he said 10 years ago
what the actual fuck this is more retarded than what happened to that old lady on the food network

Why is it suddenly okay to get on to people for shit they did 10 years ago? If it was a ongoing thing like Weinstein I'd understand, but this is just retarded.

CHINKS BTFO

This.

But the decades of child abuse will be ignored because pretty middle class memale actresses are bandwagoning.

The worse thing that Weinstein is 100% afucking slime, and they got gooped for shoots. The kids had little to no say or out.

>saw this
>thought it was being ironic
>then the news stories started showing up

ouch

>any random cunt can just go online and spew wild accusations from their ass

Current year is amazing.

i dont know and we will probably now never know, that's the point

I do not want to imagine the sort of abuse that might have caused him to lose his mind the way he did and move on to have the "musical career" he has.

>David Cross is in DEEP shit.
I really doubt it.

Who's strangling the cat?

she probably is angry with him

But she didn't do that. Nobody does that

David Cross himself admitted to it. He said he was playing a racist character. Extremely plausible amirite?

50%(probably more) of all that sweet sweet Alvin and the Chipmunks money

You proud of that? Fucking retard

Based David Cross living in this roasties head rent free for a decade after some low level bantz.

Formally Chuck shit.

*rapes you*

Sorry I was playing a character! Haha!

>another jew gets exposed
Feels good

He probably called her fat

I doubt she married a man 20 years her senior out of love in the first place. This is the perfect excuse to divorce him and get paid.

Can we just lynch this racist piece of shit already?

Can anyone honestly say they still care about this shit? It's only been two weeks and I'm already far beyond fatigued.

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BASED

Formally huh? Not casual?

she seems pretty insufferable based off of interviews i've seen. wtf was david cross thinking?

Even if you were poor your jeans shouldn't be in tatters

>ASIANS
>HUMAN
ITS NOT RACISM ITS SPECIESISM

DAVID CROSS DID NOTHING WRONG

>3D
not even once

...

She should have at least said nothing then.

Underfuckingrated post

Kek.

This new lingo is disgustingly gay.

>Extremely plausible amirite?

Well he's a comedian, so yea, it is.

kek

>Don't hold me accountable for what my husband did
Why not at least try to pretend that you're not just covering your ass

Literally all the results in Google now. Who fucking cares this much?

no it isn't
it doesn't even begin to make sense that that is how you would greet someone

>kick rocks

I would be pissed if I was him

>Charlyne Yi

LITERALLY fucking who.

And do what? Divorce her? That's what she wants. Murder-suicide is the only way out of a marriage

>be a comedian
>can't take banter
>hold a grudge for 10+ years
why anyone gives a flying fuck is really boggling my mind. WHO THE FUCK CARESSSSS

Thanks

>people surprised when a jew is actually racist
Their fucking holy book literally says everyone else but them, the chosen people, are literal fucking scum.

Marriage: Not. Even. Once.

Whatever happened to "not your personal army" This is a private matter.

> Don't hold me accountable for the piece of shit I married. Don't. Do it.
I guarantee you this bitch is holding every member of the Trump family accountable for Trump's actions as President though.

Dubs confirm it.

Stop trying to fit in

"celestials" is too cool sounding to be a good racial slur. I fucking want to be a celestial.

The absolute state of women.

People are trying to fit in by defending her. That's the problem.

why didn't she just shrug it off and call him a jew?

>Do not hold women accountable [...]
Could have just stopped right there and made her point just the same

It’s 100% career suicide. How do you think the next 2 years of sets will go? Just imagine the hecklers.

Because she couldn't handle the bantz.

>MFW A VFS NEAR ME

>safety

Wow, Chris Brown was right, all along!

>don't hold women accountable for the actions of their partners
Boiled down version: I married for the money fuck, this clown.

But user, that’s different

More like why is it so hard to apologize in 2017?

>I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable

L M A O

Blaming Southern rednecks for his own behaviour.

>ching-chong-ching-chong

This is only funny in the context of david cross

post the "get fit get motivated get outta my way" one

UMMMM

ARE YOU ANIME REACTION FACE RAPING ME RIGHT NOW

FUCKING RAPIST I NEED A SAFE SPACE

I see you.

You are safe.

*hug*

How much money could he have, really

>hey guys some shit happened to me 10 years ago with this guy and you'll just have to trust me on it let's all unite and ruin this guy's career over it. I mean he's a shitlord anyway and I vaguely remember crying afterward. Believe me, it really did happen. I almost cried as I typed this.

What's killing me is that it's taking off and people are bandwagoning it. Social Media was a massive mistake.

>career suicide
implying he had one in the first place

>OYY VEYYY I was playing a southern (((white))) redneck character
>you know, the most racist people ever?

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