Literally appears only 3 seconds in the final episode

>literally appears only 3 seconds in the final episode
>she is still better than the other two sluts

Explain this.

The writers had no time to ruin her characterization - because they never gave her one.

Vaguely goth girl that's better then Margaret's genericness and for all we know lacks CJ's anger issues?

Yes. Goth girls are always god tier. And better if she is a bat.

Let's hope he keeps her away from that Bruce Wayne character

Does she even have a name?

the power

>never even spoke a line
mordecai likes women that know they shouldnt speak unless adressed to or when men are talking
truly practician taste

>The man with no taste

>the man with shit taste

>still no porn yet

Batgirl seems to have bigger breasts than Margaret

I really hate myself for only liking margaret because she's a bird as well.

das raycis

>It's a shipper fag thread

You're a furry. A furry without an avian kink, who likes their girls with undeveloped personalities.

I haven't watched last season. Is she is new Mordecai gf or something?

The final scene skips ahead a number of years. He meets her during a montage and fucks her enough to pop out several kids. She gets no dialogue or screentime at all.

Bat-tits

>those thousand yard stares from both her and Mordecai when their eyes meet
>no smiling, no emotion, just emptiness
I almost feel like this is one of those cases where they only ended up together because they're both social fuck-ups and don't want to die alone. Especially considering how miserable their children look.

>explain this

Well you're a misogynist shut-in and a kissless virgin. Not being able to interact with real women, you live vicariously through cartoon characters, as pathetic as that is. Then when said cartoon characters break up with their imaginary cartoon girlfriends, you feel personally hurt and lash out at the cartoon girls, as if there is something wrong with them. So when your self-insert cartoon character gets a new girlfriend and they live happily ever after, something which will never happen to you, that automatically makes her better than previous girls, despite having absolutely no role whatsoever than marriage and living happily ever after. It's literally your projected wish fulfillment.

That's exactly the type of relationship I hope to have one day.

They are edgy kids from a goth mother and rich artist. What you expected?

I like her design.

As a bat, she's probably good at sucking
/thread

>As a bat, she's probably good at sucking
Yes, her design sucks, her role sucks, her type of character sucks, and Mordecai sucks after the montage gets passed him drawing.

Hi Pan

A. FUCKING. BAT.

Hi user

She's actually kind of cute.

It's a shame that all her kids took after Mordecai more.

Who is this semen demon?

I was gonna come back but you said this so no

>is hotter
>seems sweet
>doesnt take up show to focus on her

We actually don't know.

Tfw girls who wear collars/chokers no matter what kind will allways be a top fetish of yours.

All of the children were horrible abominations.

>That asian guy's prophecy of the ship never made it
>They genuinely look happier with their kids compared to the last seconds of screentime of Mordecai and his abominable children

Damn Mordecai really got fucked over didn't he?

Yea what the fuck? EVERYONE was happy there. Mordecai looks fucking braindead in the finale picture and his kids hate life/are grumpy and only play video games as jerks/uninterested looking, rather than enjoying it and having fun.

Margaret was literally the best case scenario.

Dude, Mordecai and Rigby had issues with their parents.

Its like a super common trope, and doesnt mean that they dont love each other or that they cant grown over it.

Just imagine how it would be if there was another show about their kids.

Consequences of tie the knot with a goth.

>"Only time can tell..."
f-fuck ;_;

Shipfags BTFO

BIG FAT BAT TATS

The unholy abominations that they spawned were a fucking mistake. Interracial marraige is one thing but interspecies is a crime against the laws of nature.

...

hawtt

that was really the dumbest moment in the show

>"Here's a future where you and your wife will be happy until you die and your kids will be successful and happy."

Comparing that to the fucking hipster mordecai in the final scene is just depressing.

Cute

I bet she only bites at climax

Needs to do something about that chin, though.

Betsy Bat.

CJ was best girl

CJ was rad, but too good for Mordecai.

writers could not leave good alone

Pretty much sums it up

>She sucks the blood to make her tits bigger

I LOVE THIS!

Both those statements are true

Harada is that you?

Too bad they're always damaged goods.

He is probably still rich anyway because famous artist.

just like How I met your mother

Bats = Avian

You watched Becker didn't you?

an internet pornographer ebegging on patreon does not a famous artist make

We are talking about Mordecai, not me.

>not wanting cutie discount goods that you can make into best goods?

Fag

Only because bats have the birdlike trait of flight. The root word of avian, avis, comes from "bird".

Besides, as far as the furry scene is concerned, you have to have feathers, wings and beaks to join the avian club. Batkin can stick with the sparkledog garbage.

Post your work.

I liked it because it seemed realistic. Sure, she could've at least had an introduction scene for 5 seconds where they exchange names, but I'm not mad Mordecai didn't get with CJ or Margaret.

You don't always make a life with the girl you dated back in your teenage years, and really, I'm fine with the girls going their seperate ways without him. Too much bad blood in both relationships anyways. You live and you learn. Eileen and Rigby would've pissed me off if it didn't happen though. Glad they got that right.

>bad blood
No tienes porque hablar en ingles sin no quieres.

I'm not THAT attention whore.

But people post it here often.

Why's he the only unhappy one?

They always draw him like that on group shots.

Is her favorite band the Aqua bats?

Also if there are any drawfags in here requesting mordo her and their kids cosplaying as the aquabats

Do you even get a dawning realization that things could have been different, for one reason or another? Imagine that moment getting caught on camera, but you've also started dressing like a prick.

>Build up characters that could be candidates for a relationship
>"Fuck you guys meet this bitch" in the last 3 seconds

Yeah fuck you too

What's wrong with the way he's dressed?

If you have to ask, you're already too far gone.

>red hoodie with too many zippers
>thick-rimmed glasses
>full beard, bordering on neckbeard
>purple toque

It's like if somebody wanted to spite /fa/ and went to the thrift shop for a fashionable ensemble that expressed "the true them".

I thought subverting the trope of ending up with one girl you fawned over for the rest of your life was great.

For the most part you eventually move on and meet new people. Life isn't a movie, and I'm glad they threw that in there.

No habla Espanol.

This, essentially.

Not even Mordecai's looks in Cool Bikes compared to the shittiness of his outcome.

Those at least had a try-hard charm to them. This was him hitting rock bottom and realizing being an artist didn't give him all the joy he wanted, and that being with anyone other than the park guys, Rigby, and Margaret wasn't fun. He even painted Margaret and CJ metaphorical pictures trying to get his feelings out in his work.

If you assume by colors that his abstract art is based on people, there's one of Rigby, Margaret, and Pops on the wall at his viewing gallery.

I just wanted some happy Mordo as he got older, but the only time he seemed happy was at the very end after all the montages with him talking alone to Rigby like they used to. He still looked like he let himself go a bit and seemed unhappy, even with the "ooohhh!" at the end, which he implies they stopped doing a long time ago.

Who is she and where is the only two girls that mater in this show?

They were gone for 3 years.

When they got back Margaret only cared about Eileen (like apparently everyone does in the god damn show) and Mordo and Marge never talked or even looked at each other. CJ's still gone.

Margaret stopped caring about Mordecai in those 3 years and CJ was written off the season before the 3 years happened, so it was probably close to 4 for her.

Dude, you are overthinking it.

It was pretty obviously intended as a happy end to him.

He never smiled. His never optimismed.

>not watching the recent 1080p upload
Pissed it took this long. Get on my level though, fags.

Better quality shows they had a good amount of room to have his beak line arch to look like a smile. His pupils are obviously because of the crowd shot though. He's not smiling because he's not happy and he doesn't have emotion.

Also even if there was little space here, remember these episodes are animated on a bigger screen at better quality than even 1080p shows.

Besides, even if there was an instance where his beak lines were too close to his smile/frown deciding line they could've done SOMETHING to show emotion. He's the only one looking shitty and dead inside.

Because the best girls wear chokers and are into art

>when you're an abomination because your dad couldn't hit it off with his own kind and instead got with a batwoman who drained his brain and now beats you at night

So did Eileen become a house wife?

>goth tier

oh shit not again we're not even halfway through the thread

I'm just asking, user. I barely even watch this cartoon.

Mordecai's Wife

Speaking of which, how the hell did we end up getting Pops, Benson, AND Muscle Man's full names, but neither of Mordo & Rigs's surnames?

>toque
FUCKING LEAF

I don't know how but Mordecai's kids look so fucked up

top tier receptionist-fu
kek I bet you swipe right on single moms on tinder

She got the best profession a woman could ever achived...being a mother

Ah, cute, they look so happy. How can anyone get mad at that?

muscleman has better looking kids than beardecai