Invincible Iron Man #3 storytime

Time for your weekly dose of Bendis

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Thanks for the recap Riri

Why hasn't U.S. Avengers been storytimed yet?

I know we're supposed to root against him just because he's an "asshole", but this guy is totally right, he should be in charge of the company now.

Remember Tony Stark's real mother? The one Bendis dedicated an entire spin-off series to?
If you don't, too bad, she's important now.

That is a very good question that I will rectify shortly.

If it's not up by then, I'll do it myself once this is over.

Or maybe this user will do it >You treated my son very disrespectfully
Not really, and so what? Tony Stark treats everyone disrespectfully, but if you do the same to him you're a bad guy?

>That was inspiring
Not really

because there are 2 6+MB images and they are a pain to post

>Does the lack of "Iron" people in this world...?
>Is this something we can fix?
Why do their NEED to be Iron People?

I have a feeling Sup Forums is going to have a lot to say about this page.

Consider the problem RECTIFIED:

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>Tony Stark treats everyone disrespectfully
Especially under Bendis' runs.
>>Is Captain Britain a good hero?
>>Not really.
I can't wait til Tony dies in the MCU.

What the hell is the Rhino doing here? Isn't he working for the Jackal? In New York?

Damn Riri's lips, Marvel really wants me to be turned on by this teen. Caselli porn when?

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Whenever there is more 'Iron' People in the world Stark got pissy and went around attacking them and breaking their shit, even when he gave them their shit in the first place, hell even when their suit technology had nothing to do with his tech in the first place and they were a hero.

>Teaming-up with Miles Morales against MCU Chitauri
I guess that happened.

Seriously, it is what made his Daisy Johnson pure sex.

>Right in the heart
>Ironheart
Well, there you have it

This suit is so goddamn terrible and generic, even Pepper's "Rescue" armor was a more original female iron man suit than this.

Its literally just a slightly more streamlined version of Tony's suit with a sexier ass, it doesn't even have an original colour scheme.

She really might as well call herself Iron-Lass

i've enjoyed the first two issues of this

You're absolutely right I wonder how Tony would feel about the current Iron Patriot, daughter of Ho Yinsen.

And I forgot the page

Fun fact: Pepper was supposed to show up in Iron Doom, as said in solicits, but Bendis delayed that so that she could show up here first.

Bendis still refuses to answer the question about what happened between Tony and Pepper, huh?

>Tony AI: I must never let her know I actually got that name from a porno. Also remember to send a gift basket to Nazi Steve for introducing me to that porno. He always finds the best smut.

Why is Bendis such a shitty person? Beyond simply his blatant pet characters and petty writing he doesn't even try to work well with his co-workers in the company.

Does he have blackmail material on someone? Does he suck dick really good?

Oh look, it's the science ninjas from the previous volume. We all loved those, right?

Caselli really may be the best artist out there right now in terms of facial expressions.

And that's that.
Next time: will Riri hack her way to victory or will she actually get to show off her armor?

QUESTION! - What character/series would you like to see Stefano Caselli on after this?

I would like...
> Male Thor after Unworthy is done
> Martian Manhunter
> Aquaman

Oh my god, an old character syas that she really likes the new character? She must be great then!

Ugh

Hey it's the Tech Golem! Which means next issue will be flash forward to after the thrilling robot battle and focus on some inane plot about Riri faking her death to infiltrate their Yakuza stronghold which will then be cut short when someone just calls in the Avengers to deal with it off panel.
Yeah I remember that trick from your last Iron Man run Bendis.

He still refuses to explain, but it's a pretty simple answer:
Tony went nuts and turned Alcatraz into his personal pleasure palace after filling San Fransisco's waster supply with the Extremis Virus. All of which Pepper was not down for, obviously.
As for "How Tony stopped being crazy?" well, I personally believe he never stopped. And that's why he put on a giant replica of Rhodey's armor and got into a drunken brawl with Captain Marvel that left him a vegetable. Good night everybody.

going by up coming ongoings
Ultimates, Secret warriors, and unworthy thor

Pepper looks really young.

>armour get's stripped off
>they are not naked underneath

Damn, such a wasted opportinity for ENF

Friday is a 10/10 QT.

>she didn't even come up with the name herself
Way to take all the agency out of your character, Bendis.

Any book with a good writer, really
Id love to have him over at DC

Caselli is at his best when he's drawing DSL's on short haired waifus, but his Thor is fine, too.

What a garbage page.

Riri isn't really bad so far, but her story still leaves me completely uninterested.

Tony's original point was that he brought his misfortune onto himself. His weapon mongering caused injury, and Iron Man was a way to partly redeem himself for all the other injures his inventions caused.

Riri's friend was just a random victim. That doesn't make it less tragic, but I'm struggling to see how it factors into her story as Iron Man. Apart from the generic brooding factor, I mean.

damn she looks cute

Oh god, marvel is gonna get away with this on the basis that they are making her cute and with DSL

How many girl Iron Man are there?

Is this comic selling well? It's quite bad, I almost couldn't finish it and here it's free.

Oh, fuck you, user
Riri is smart and funny, get over it

hey brian
shouldn't you be copy pasting your script for defenders?

I just want to know one thing, is MJ still the slut of Tony? even now that he is not even there? outside of this I don't care at all about this book.

This is offensive just for the copy-paste. How are these people professionals?

>It's quite bad
It's bendis, that's somethinf you knew before you read it.

This really isn't the car crash I was expecting. Having Stark in the mentor/Professor Stein role with Riri as Billy Batson/Rick Jones/Firestorm is fun and an interesting take on Iron Man.

According to every Tonyfag, yes

That's the thing about Bendis books: they're more often chronicles of waisted potential and boring trudges into nothingness rather than outright trainwrecks.

It's the events that are always terrible.

Invincible Iron Bump

Not sure what you mean by Caselli porn, but I've drawn Riri porn a couple times. Will do more in the future. She is my fixation right now.
I thought the same when I read it. Mayhaps.

Caselli is the artist for this comic, I want him to drawn porn.

>I've drawn Riri porn a couple times. Will do more in the future. She is my fixation right now.
Tell me more

I ship them already.

b-u-mp

AI Tony running an Iron Army would have been so much better than this

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Why doesn't AI Tony just take control of a Tony Stark LMD and run the company?

He is laying low until Civil War II stuff cools down and Friday can do it already.

If gender identifiers are "antiquated", then where does the line stop? Why are logical labels "antiquated" in the first place? Is calling an apple an "apple" antiquated too?

Fuck you, Bendis.

>Civil War II stuff cools down
What Civil War II stuff? It's over, Ulysses is gone, there's nothing to fight over anymore.

To be fair, I'm not sure Bendis is saying you're supposed to agree with Riri, these are just her views and Tony disagrees with them.

>I've drawn Riri porn a couple times. Will do more in the future. She is my fixation right now.
Why, man?

>I'm not sure Bendis is saying you're supposed to agree with Riri
This is Bendis we're talking about here. Riri is his pet creation just like Miles. Neither of them can do wrong.

For starters, less Carol Danvers fans everywhere.

Remember that crazy lady who said Riri revealed too much skin in that one cover? You should link that to her.

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Black Panther

That Avengers issue he did with Hickman that BP fucke up Namor was god tier

Riri is still figuring out what her goal is, so can do wrong, just not the dangerous way yet. Like she likes how Ironheart sounds without considering how Iron Man developed the name.

Why not?
I'm not into harassing people for their opinions. Shocking, I know.

Why is spawns ex wife looking like that?

>Stark treats everyone disrespectfully
No, MOVIE Stark treats everyone disrespectfully, and even then, it's usually in a playful way unless they are challenging him or an idea he has.

616 Stark is more of a regretful former bully that's trying his best to act more mature and respectful with occasional bouts of dickishness. It wasn't until movie synergy became a thing that Comic Stark just starking acting like a snarky cunt without the delivery or character arcs that make movie Stark an interesting and dynamic character.

Is this not over yet?

I normally don't want to punch women, but since that's antiquated sex qualifier (the fuck does that even mean) I want to kick this little person's face in.

It would be nice if Bendis just fucking died.

Careful not to cut yourself on that edge

So what the living hell...They just recycled Superior Spider-man with the Ghost hero annoying the newbie? Come on.

>Porn Parody name

>"Good Job Bendis!!!"

Otto wasn't a newbie, more importantly, he couldn't see or hear Peter and he killed him halfway through anyway.

Three, I guess: Ironheart (blegh), Rescue (although it's not clear to me where Pepper got that suit) and Iron Patriot.

Still waiting on a replacement for War Machine.

Lila or whatever her name was. Another of Stark's teenage girl recruits.

Oh fuck off Bendisfag with your asinine meme talk. I'm sick and tired of genderphobic assholes crying and whining constantly. Have a dick between your legs? Guess what? You are a guy. Don't? You're a chick.

Feminine penises depends on how passable you are and how well you disguise your voice.

"WORD BALLOONS--EVERYWHERE!!!!!"

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have any of the Iron men/women ever fought Magneto?

Iron Man BEAT Magneto, albeit Mags was distracted long enough for him to sock him hard enough to secure a win.

I like Riri. I don't really care about any of the stuff you folks bitch about.

She's fine except for that one conversation about identifiers. Otherwise she's ok.