How do you go from this

How do you go from this...

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*custy walks towards you*

..to this?

Wow he looks like shit

You take the red pill.

to THIS!?

Jesus Christ did he actually make that?

Is that the vegas shooter?

What did you expect from a Drumpf supporter?

Yeah and people paid for it

Wow, I expected him to have a way shittier body.

SS + gomad

BEEFY
This is what an alpha male looks like

is this nike+impotency factoid true?

He's a fucking cutie in that pic and is now one of the highest test, most based men on the planet. He likes cars, Ross and Backwoods smokes.

Are you guys triggered that he's not a numale cuck like yourselves?

*bike

I paid for it. Learned my fucking lesson. 80% of the thing is full on pictures of gay porn.

>2017:i am...forgotten...

lies

i would buy the book if i could but frankly i don't trust shekelstein sam

i would kill to have a body like this

Nope.

6 years of dedication and hard work and this is what he gets

>over a year after the show ends
>Sup Forums posters still have sam's balls lodged firmly in the back of their throat
never change guys

Stop trying any time.

These threads are started by Sam and bumped by the same old handful of goons that forever suck his dick

It's over Sam, you had your one chance to make something of yourself and you blew it.

What's actually in the thing, is it excerpts, is it a novel or just his random retarded drawings like

Yeah dude Sam Hyde said so
Motorcycles are hella alpha though

no it isn't

peak male performance.
don't like pic related?? boo fucking hoo

stories, drawings, CYOA stuff, dunno i haven't read it.

>you blew it

LITERALLY!

I love the book, but a good 50% is insane ramblings (which desu I like) and the other half is a fucking crazy choose your own adventure. I dig it but there are a few pages I can only really squint at in confusion

Id still recommend though purely for how it's the most subversive book I've ever seen.

Quite unironically this, I thought he'd be completely muscle-less and fatter. It's not like he can lift a fucking atlas stone or anything, but he does look fairly healthy.

this picture is old as shit Sam is borderline fat now

he used to be kinda qte wtf happened

Man, I hope something similar happens to me just lol if you think that getting more robust and androgenic in general is a bad development.

Reminder there are legit pictures of him sucking a dick and a subhuman tranny posted proof it fucked him. He's like an unsuccessful Alex Jones for retarded millennials. A mentally ill snake oil salesman. It sucks that an actually talented guy like Charls got roped into working with him and is forever stained by it.

he looks like he's about 14 here, so ... time?

Just lol if you don't think Charls and Nick aren't at least as Sup Forums-tier as Sam if not even more

Post proof or stfu faggot

dude this guy really got NO pussy in high school, fucking lmao

Good job completely missing the point.

Do your own homework you AIDS infected cuck. They've been posted here a thousand times. Your hero is a fag and so are you.

Not only is that obviously not Sam in that pic, but
>believing anything a mentally ill tranny says

because he didn't have a 700 dollar chair

um, homophobic much?

youtube.com/watch?v=rX_h3vczc7Q

ALRIGHT LISTEN
LOOK MATE

You Hydecucks are so Jewy when it comes to your faggot hero. "OY VEY DOSE PIKCHAZ DON'T PROVE ANYTING YOUR PROOF IS FAKE NOOZ DIS IS ANUDDAH SHOAH!"

...

To this ?

at best sammy is an ex-numale cuck, you don't just get to become "alpha" when you spend most of your life being this

>sucking a dick
>tranny fucking

You're on Sup Forums, m8, is this supposed to be shocking?

Honestly i kind of hate Hydes brand of retardation so i rarher not support his work.

>posted a thousand times
>never seen it
>won't show it
Okay

>but he does look fairly healthy.
>fairly healthy

You have legit autism if you think that it's Sam in that picture. Completely different features.
>b-but muh glasses and hat

HOLY SHIT SAMSTER IS BASED

animal

I don't care that he does it, it's that he lies about it and dupes his legion of pre-teen retards and shitskins that think they're white into believing his bullshit.

You are new as shit if you haven't seen them and I didn't save them. Look in the archive.

You sound like a closet case.

hes a greek god compared to average fat food eating american.

>being this insecure

>says the gay who called Sam "a fucking cutie"
Keep projecting bro

sam is a cutie

Thx for proving me right, bug"man"

>using memes you don't understand
typical

>y-you're not using muh memes right cuz they insult me instead of people I don't l-like!
You're calling another man a "cutie". That makes you a small-souled bug"man", patchouli. Go drink another soylent shake, you faggot.

Compared to you maybe. Sam's a fat fuck who's only redeeming physical trait is his height.

he is a cutie

you mean that blury pic of someone with glasses sucking dick and that copy pasta?
yeah real proofs

>t. Soyboy

youtu.be/PwVynvmNk_Q

See

i've never had any soy in my life

>Sam Hyde sucks tranny dicks
>can you give some source?
>OMG YOU FANBOYS ARE SO JEWY

...To this?

>t. Lying small-souled bug"man"
$5 says you mistakenly think you won't be hung on the DOTR along the other niggers and faggots

the only day of the rope that will happen is when the chinese come for you and your fucking memes nigger

Wew did I touch a nerve there, bug"man"?

Who is going to hang Sam on the Day of the Rope?

you haven't even entered my conscious thoughts

me

>mde thread
>"oh well lets have a look"
>schizo tranny spamming same stale copypasta
>"i am forgotten" haha look mom i posteds it agin
>muh pol

classic

Sounds like the type of comeback a closet faggot would say. Typical soyboy

i think sam is funy

i lik ewen he dos funy vidos

he say le me alon

its funy :)

this is just sam grabbing random things from different men he's disliked and projecting them onto a page. There's very little consistency. You'd be hard pressed to find a crew cut takwando practicing weed smoking glee watching teeth grinder, like what is this even conveying

thats the core of the stuff that mde misses with. Brand names, logos, and lifestyles all presented with cynicsm= funny

if you want to say someone who buys a really expensive car and is in debt is a moron, dont say just that, that isnt funny, make sure you say "if you buy a toyota sprinter to drift like takumi fujiwara, you're an idiot who should go back to watching Glee" now THATS funny because of all those specific characters shows and brand names

Hit a nerve, huh?

Altright humor? It's sad that your comedic senses are so dull that you cannot grasp his genius. All the best comedians have some inner struggle they use to channel their material. In Sam's case, it's his repressed homosexuality.

Tell me, would a straight comedian come up with a hilarious bit like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=FNSan5v3PYw

And have so much inner turmoil that he uses transsexuals as an outlet to deal with his gay demons?

If only you could comprehend how much he suffers for his art, just to make people laugh. It's the least you could do you ungrateful cunt.

there it is lads, he did it again bravo

>critisize insult comedy
>U INSULTED BRUH STRUCK A NERVE

whites are going extinct and there's nothing you can do about it haha lil dik whyte boi

>Chuck Taylors or other stylish shoe with no arch support
>I've seen Sam wearing both in a few different videos
>Youtube, bottled water, etc.

Is he talking about himself in that picture or?!

Christ whoever made this hates fucking everything. Pizza, jeans, bikes, magazines, cellphones. What a no fun allowed faggot.

>unironic sino-futurism
The absolutely shittiest meme of contemporary political philosophy Tbh

go back rambling in your car, sam

t. chang xi jang

The ironic thing is he uses every single thing in that picture himself. Add in the fact he literally sucks dudes dicks and you tell me who the real "bugman" is.

t. ping-pong bing-bong

I'd fuck that tranny