You are in Gotham and suddenly see this. What do?

You are in Gotham and suddenly see this. What do?

Hide my ice-cream cone.

Take my willy out and start helicoptering it at him just to see how he reacts.

yell
>BATMAN FOREVER WOOO

Ask why he hasn't yet raped The Joker.

hide my chocolate milk

This

You'd have to do something to deserve it.
He doesn't just hand out spankings all willy nilly.

Groan because it's likely some fursuit wanker running amok.

Take a photo

Hot

Cringe at how unoriginal and moronic the real life superhero community has gotten.

Prepare my ass.

Prepare for the greatest animated batman tv show that ever was.

...

Mind my own fucking business.

Ask him if he is the night

pull out my chocolate milk

wave

I've wanted to say this for a long time: "Bruce...? Why are you dressed as Batman?"

Max Schreck said it in 'Returns' and it'sjust such a good line.

Grab a lady with pretty hands, and open up about my childhood before claiming said hands, then make a clean getaway after maybe getting roughed up a bit

snap a picture and tease batman about it