Wouldn't pikes be a much more effective weapon in a huge battle line like this?

Wouldn't pikes be a much more effective weapon in a huge battle line like this?

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Well clearly they didn't have any you little dweeb.

They couldnt afford them with their current tax policies.

I don't think so. These are what are considered pikes in the LotR universe.

pikes are made of wood and they weren't wood elves

Are their swords made of high then?

For humans yes. Fuck knows how elves work.

Tolkien was a hack and knew nothing about ancient warfare. A race as organized as the elves would be able to utilizes advanced combined arms tactics and crush any hoard of orcs.

why would they cast a fat guy to play an elf?

pikes are made a fish, you fuckithead

they dont even have shields

Owned
8/10

I always brushed it aside by thinking that elves have better reflexes and can do more damage this way or something like that.

as a kid this always bothered me. the elves are supposed to be beautiful and elegant and we get this guy.

if you achieved any sort of success as a new zealand actor you were given roles like this
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>actual on set location enhanced with CGI

man Fellowship still looks awesome to this day

Huh.. Didn't know Sam Harris had an acting career.

I see his scenes in a different light after watching Spartacus

galadriel decided to send the shittiest and lamest elves to fight, as a joke

To be fair, it never happened in the book. Must've been some industry favors

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damn hes got a nice chubby cock