MY FUCKING DICK

MY FUCKING DICK

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Do you think she gives good top?

Bendis is a shitty writer but he makes the best waifus

She is pretty cute but fuck Iron Man

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YOUR DICK HAS SHIT TASTE

>DO IT FOR HER

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She does have DSLs

No he doesn't. Tthe artist does

I would pay Shadman $800 to draw her and I'm not even kidding.

Shadman if you're reading this there is $800 for you if you do it.

What weirds me about actual intelligent black people is how they dont view the rest of black humanity as worthless subhumans?

I mean think about it its the fault of stupid black people that people are racist to you in the first place, its stupid black people that made your childhood very rough and may have given PTSD from all the violence.

I mean do smart blacks genuinely like this disgusting barbaric ghetto culture?

Don't you dare try to give that fucker ideas, user. He's already crossed the point of no return.

Shad can't draw black girls worth a goddamn though.

Marvel Interns are shitposting again?

Haha funny le epic meme bro!

>we will never get a romance between uptight genius Riri Williams and a somewhat dense but loveable Chad Thundercock as the new War Machine

Incase is a billion times better then Shadman and he has the same kinda lips things going on that Caselli does.

Incase is more technically proficient but not as fapable as Shadman. And when it comes to porn fapability is all that really matters.

>You will never commission Shadman to draw her getting gangraped by the KKK.

>implying Incase's lips are as good as Caselli

Stefano Casseli could draw a rutabaga and I'd probably want to fuck it.

>Black
>Those lips
>Desperate for approval
She could probably suck your organs out through your dick.

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but this position has become unpopular in recent years.

B-but you just described Miles

Cause not everyone is a sociopath.

>Riri and Miles have a cocksucking competition

Underrated

>on each other

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Overrated.

does she make you go limp?

>MY FUCKING DICK

What, did she steal that too?

Did they officially decree her superhero name to be Ironheart? I know they haven't brought it up since it was announced, but I read a headline for a preview or something that implied as much.

Bendis, please, you're in public.

>smart blacks

?????

DICKS OUT

>comic is titled Invincible Iron Man
>Iron Man is Tony Stark
>comic is actually about some fantasy black woman named Ironheart

Yeah, I don't buy Marvel comics for diversity hires. Knock this shit off and bring back the actual heroes.

Shit Brian, isn't that supposed to be your daughter or something?

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If they want diversity, make new characters but don't shit on the tried and true heroes people love.

This is clear bait, but I'll nibble

Racism toward black people didn't start with the invention of ghettos. Pick up a history book

>15 years old

Condensed autism

>I mean think about it its the fault of stupid black people that people are racist to you in the first place, its stupid black people that made your childhood very rough and may have given PTSD from all the violence.

This isn't Sup Forums you cuckold fetishist.

>I mean do smart blacks genuinely like this disgusting barbaric ghetto culture?
Do smart white people really enjoy NASCAR and mullets?

If you think racism against black people started with ghetto culture you're retarded lmao

"Smart blacks" would have enough intelligence to know white people fucked their shit up from the get-go. In fact, "smart blacks" would probably sooner view the rest of white humanity as disgusting and barbaric. Or at least the history of white humanity.

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It always give me a chuckle when people say this, like shaking up legacy characters by having a new character take up the mantle hasn't been done for decades.

>being this Sup Forums

>I have no idea what I'm talking about: the post
There are these things called history books, you'd be shocked at what you can learn from them. Honestly, though, I'm not surprised, most of Sup Forums seems to get their "facts" from either Sup Forums or tumblr, instead of an actual history source.

Are you saying I need to read a history book, or the bait user? Because I'd consider myself thoroughly versed in imperial and colonial history via sources far outside those of the internet. But I digress, this is Sup Forums and not Sup Forums, after all.

I'm doing to start this by pointing out that I'm European, and about as white as white can get. But if we want to include European civilisation in a monolithic capacity (which racists often do) then European history in the early-modern to post-modern eras has been one predicating on violence, conquest, and genocide more so than any other culture bar maybe the Mongols.

However, when we're talking about Black People, we're really talking about British and later North American culture which have been the biggest contributors to European violence, oppression, conquest, and genocide (unless you're Jewish, if you're a Crow Indian however...).

This is coming from a historian. So, yeah a smart "black" man might view "white people" as being violent and barbaric. But a smart black person also doesn't view cultures as monolithic because smart black people are just smart people, the same as smart white people.

Ignorant or wise, we're still all people.

This is why Marvel keeps getting away with it, Sup Forums. This is why they're still in business. This is why they still see fit to insult their old readers on a regular basis.

Because of waifufags. Because those of you who can't stop thinking with their dicks for one goddamn moment. Because your first thoughts after any new character is made are "Can I fuck it? Can I ship it? Can it fuck me"

This is why we can't have nice things. And we will never have nice things. Because of absolute cucks like and

i thought it was because people who are that much of a bummer that they wring their hands about shit like this without remembering that isn't all been done before, will blow over after a while, and inevitably happen again, are the kind of peers the rest of us who read comics and are getting new readers into the mix all the time generally avoid

>I'm doing to start this by pointing out that I'm European

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if you sincerely thing white people fuck up black people's shit from the get-go, you clearly haven't been reading history - you've been reading fiction. But sure, pretend you have 'thoroughly versed' yourself in subject matter then go and make statements contrary.

>bar maybe the Mongols
no love for the Umayyad or Ottoman Caliphates? Why is it no one acknowledges that they existed in history?

>Because of absolute cucks like

Out of curiousity, and I'm being genuine here, but why are shippers cucks?

I've found most people who ship characters are girls. And while I get that there is a small cuckqueen fetish it's nothing compared to the cuckold fetishist.

I'm not trying to argue over whether shippers are good or bad for comics as a whole; I just want to know why you consider shippers as cucks?

Thought the cucks were the ones complaining (got cucked out of their fav. hero, but like the feelings thee new characters raise withing them)

The word has no meaning. None whatsoever.

I suppose the best conclusion here is that painting people with a broad brush and punishing the people of the present for the crimes of the past is unfair.

I'm not from the Ukraine. I'm from Western Europe.

>no love for the Umayyad or Ottoman Caliphates
The Umayyad and Ottoman Caliphates didn't commit massive amounts of genocide like the Mongols did. Conquest is never pretty, and I'm not trying to forgive those Caliphates as they were imperial powers, but they just don't have the same amount of blood on their hands as the British or American Empires, or the Mongols.

>punishing people

my sides

I just want to see a porno where a wife brings in a black dude to fuck in front of her husband, but halfway through the black dude and husband get more into each other and leave the wife out.

A cuck within a cuck

See, smart people. Doesn't matter if you're black or white.

I'd watch that

Yeah, and they can be done well. But Marvel HASN'T been doing them well lately. Sam becoming Cap should make sense... but they write him preachy as shit. Jane becoming Thor could make sense, but they write her like a total cunt. Dr. Doom and some teenage girl becoming Iron Man... both written by Bendis, so it's shit. People like legacy characters when the new characters are written well, and there is a logical reason for the original hero to retire or move on to a new identity. Riri is just warming the seat until Marvel realizes the obvious: people read Iron Man for Tony Stark.

Cute but should have taken up the mantle of another super hero, I'm fine with legacy heroes but no fucking way would Tony give his tech away to some kid and I'm not convinced some rando could make his tech either considering people in universe have been attempting and failing at it for years.

You're arguing your personal taste. They're not that bad, even if they're not what you personally enjoy.

How about a version where the black man pulls off a mask, revealing he was the husband, but then the wife pulls of a mask, and it's the black dude, then the wife pulls off HER mask, and it's John Cena. The husband is distraught, but the black guy has a really nice butthole so he keeps pounding while Cena lets himself out.

The wife is never seen again.

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I'm pretty sure once I send this reply I'll look in the mirror and discover I was you all along, user.

Ah, but the mask that was truly removed was the lies the husband told himself about loving his wife, and the repressed lust for men that had caused their relationship to cool in the first place.

>15 years old

>He likes underaged neggresses with shitty hair
No accounting for taste.

Wasn't this an intro to an episode of Arthur?

black sience dude was a trump suporter doe

ah yes, "fapability" in a world where someone jerks off to floor tiles

I disagree. However, chocolate cheesecake sounds AWFUL.

I don't read any cape stuff. Explain why this young black girl is canonically Iron Man please.

No, because then we'll have to explain why Dr. Doom is ALSO Iron Man, and that's even stupider.

Because Bendis wants to impress his adopted step kids and he has the clout to push established characters to the backburner in favor of his PC OCs. That's it. That's literally

Iron Man was hit by the dastardly villain called the Melanator way back during a crossover with Spider-Man. Peter Parker was turned into a teenage african american lad and was forced to change his name into Miles Morales, so now he's back in high school again.

Iron Man got turned into QT black chick and the next crossover is them having awkward but fucking hot mentor/student genderswap/raceswap sex. Then she gets impregnated with spider spawn.

This all leads up to the next big even next year called Spider:Fe.

So, now THAT would be an interesting comic.

See, from what I understand about the Marvel universe, this seems like it could be a thing. I'm pretty sure you're being facetious, but maybe not?

That I can't tell keeps me far far away from cape comics.

>Iron Man was hit by the dastardly villain called the Melanator
Ah yes, MACH V's archnemesis.

Bless you Shad

>Yeah, I don't buy Marvel comics for diversity hires. Knock this shit off and bring back the actual heroes.


Then what do you buy it for? They've done shit for the sake of diversity for decades now.

>I mean do smart blacks genuinely like this disgusting barbaric ghetto culture?
I say I don't, but if my guard's down you'd catch me singing Bad and Boujee like any other nigga.

Fuck, I remember that thread.

>Do smart white people really enjoy NASCAR and mullets?
That's a really dumb fucking question. If course they don't.

>Black girl
>genius
>sexy as fuck
Where? I grew up in the hood and you had two choices when it came to women: A)They look good but are dumb, or B) They can hold a fairly sophisticated conversation but has a butterface.

>What weirds me about actual intelligent black people is how they dont view the rest of black humanity as worthless subhumans?

Because smart blacks realize that -- that's not the case. Because they themselves have encountered numerous blacks in their lifetime all with differing backstories and personal beliefs.

I grew up in both the ghetto and rural areas of my town and as a college educated black man i've seen a lot of blacks in different context. Enough so that it doesn't jade my opinion of my people.

You can be black and recognize that there are some issues with certain communities, but to consider your own less than human, would be considering yourself less than human.

Add this with the fact that some other races will look down on your no matter what and will always pretend to appeal to your best interest.

>"It's not that I don't like blacks, I just like blacks like user, not blacks like Tyrone"

Heard that phrase my entire life and it's nothing more stupid than someone telling me this. Simply because I know the moment I do something said person doesn't like, i'm a "Tyrone".

you've been here way too long, I think you need to lay off the Sup Forums for about 2 weeks.

>What weirds me about actual intelligent black people is how they dont view the rest of black humanity as worthless subhumans?


Most don't think this. Which is reasonable why would you think this about a group youre so closely related to.

>I mean think about it its the fault of stupid black people that people are racist to you in the first place

Nah, people were racist before any of this came into play.

>its stupid black people that made your childhood very rough and may have given PTSD from all the violence.

That's no different than the white kid being bullied by other whites in middle school and highschool. You don't go around hating other whites, you recognize you've encountered an asshole and try to move on when you're out of school.

On top of that most likely you're raised by a loving black mother or father and that sort of thing balances out.

>I mean do smart blacks genuinely like this disgusting barbaric ghetto culture?


Of course not, who in their right mind would. Hell the people in the ghetto don't necessarily enjoy it all the time either.

I don't actually find Shadman fappable. Something just always seems off about their art.

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Incase has ok art, but is bland as fuck when it comes to sex scenes. Most of his best stuff are things commissioners or his patreons come up with.

So as an "actual intelligent black person" you know why this post is dumb? Because africans didn't have a choice in being here yet here we are and although I try my fucking hardest to go through life treating others how I would want to be treated, there are always ignorant fucks both within and outside of my race who are quick to judge someone based on what they appear to be. In the 60's most black people honestly just wanted to be left alone yet white people just wouldn't let it happen because they thought we should still be on the plantation, fast forward some 50 years and guess what? Some people still feel that way but now it's worse because those people can't understand the rage that has been building up in a people who have been beaten down and told they were the scum of the earth for centuries so they create a culture which pays no respect to anything. Do I like ghetto black culture? Fuck no but I understand why it exists. Do black people have a shit ton of problems that are self-inflicted? Yes they do, just like every other race. but when your greatest struggle for a long time is just being viewed as human higher intellectual thought sometimes takes a backseat.

I dunno, I'd think white liberals would be enough to show you how insufferable turning your life into one long performance to prove you're one of the good ones makes people

Leave it to sexually homosexual repressed Sup Forumsacks to turn a waifu thread into a fucking debate about race.

Fifteen or not, she's flat as a board. Fun to play as in Future Fight though.