Mfw i never got to watch American Psycho in theaters

>mfw i never got to watch American Psycho in theaters
why live?

It really wasn't that big a deal I swear.

what are some similar dark comedies?

schindler's list.

boy in the striped pajamas is up there

I did.
I was 13, and was with my friend. We were the only two people in the theater.
Why were were allowed to see it I'll never know.

I did, it was pretty good

I watched it THRICE!

Now let's see Paul Allen's dubs

No can do, I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia

I was 14 and went to see it in the theater with my mom.

that must have been awkward

Threesome scene wasn't the greatest thing ever to sit through, but it wasn't too bad. It's not like anything in it is super romantic and passionate, which is more awkward.

She likes movies; I like movies; so we'd just go see pretty much everything.

>be me and gf at time
>year 2000
>watch murican syco
>i read the book back in 1972
>movie was weak
>didn't like it but liked bale a lot
>gf was meh, thought the movie was all just a dream

>break up a year later
>bale becomes dubs meme in 2002
>download 1080p syco torrent in 2004
>watched it over 99 times now
>it's now a classic in 2045

It was one of those rare times that I walked out of a theater and realized that I had just seen a masterpiece!!!FACT!!!

You never got dubs either
KYS yourself OP

>user found a loophole in no singles policy
mad jelly tbqh (to be quite honest)

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I hope afterword you told her not to look at it but eat it.

yee buddy

I feed my will to live with dubs, as you can check

It's not a movie that benefits from a bigger screen and full surround sound.

Impressive.

reminder I was only 10 the year this came out yet I've been on Sup Forums since 2005 and am old compared to what is probably the average poster here