*breathes in*

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Spy is fucking awful, why do people like her?

inb4 all the negative reviews are SJW shit

*breaths out*
Did it for you

>SJW piece of shit inflated WW can only match Spiderman
wow

>WW
>couldn't even be bothered to go film on a fucking beach
>92

Virgin Villeneuve vs Chad Christopher

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>4 shitty movies all getting good reviews
not surprised really

Spy was pretty good.

>tfw Nolan is finally making a comeback

dunkirk is moty

>Culturally enriched Spider-Man wasn't SJW

Kek

>I can't read the average score: the post

I would prefer for blade runner to not be seen by a lot of people, that way normies won't ruin it and it will have more value to me

Do you really expend energy and thought on that?

>It's a Sup Forums shitposting %'s and forgetting to look at avg rating episode

Blade Runner was far more interesting than Dunkirk.

i hope you aren't talking about 2049
that shit is made by and for, normies

>Implying Spooder Man and Wonder Kike deserve scores higher than 7.5

i can read your buthurt post

>implying the average rating matters

You're joking right? The movie is literally not even that complicated but it's still too smart for women and Americans in general

>average rating for blade runner is 8.2
>all the other ones have average ratings of 7.something
>blade runner still has a lower percentage

Why do people visit this website?

Look at the average rating, and you'll see the difference.

*clears throat*

RT in general is a terrible system and frankly we'd be better off if the site never existed. Rating films on a binary level and then shitting out a meaningless percentage is an incredibly idiotic way of ranking movies and it's an absolute travesty we've allowed the site to become as powerful as it is. Metacritic, while still somewhat flawed, makes far more sense than the utterly meaningless RT score. Any system where a 6/10 bears exactly as much weight as a 10/10 is fundamentally broken.

It's not like the score is supposed to be an actual grade. It's just an average of people who give even a slightly positive reviews, it makes sense lowest common denominator shit like Spy would have a higher percentage of positive reviews over a more unique and ambitious film like Blade Runner.

figures
tumblr (sjws) and reddit pretend to hate each other now. the fact is, even if all the neg reviews are from tumblr, all the pos reviews are from oblivious redditors trying to look like kinographers.

The new movie is a child's imitation of the first, and shits on everything that made it great.
The "racist" schtick is hamfisted. You hear "skinjob" like 30 times within the first 30 minutes.
A woman literally says
>THERE'S A WALL OF SEPARATION IN OUR SOCIETY
with a big fat closeup on her face
There is ZE-RO comic relief in the original. It's heavy and contemplative as hell. Women are dark. The city is dark. Everyone is fucked. We have REFERENCES TO CELLPHONE APPS LIKE A FUCKING CHILDREN'S CARTOON in the new one.
Environmentalism is implied in the desolate nature of the city and world-building elements like manufactured snakes.
In 2049 it's a fucking centerpiece.
It's clumsy, it's superficial, it's a dead joke. It's fucking reddit.

>it's still too smart for women and Americans in general
Just like Rick and Morty, dude. Trust me, they get it.

Spy was legitimately funny.

It’s a good show.

I liked REM better when they were a college band no one ever heard of.

based

Nolan is more praised and makes more money than the virgin Villeneuve

Maybe it is. But why did you watch it? You should have known better.

aggregates and modern movie critics are incompetant but I don't know why we haven't moved onto metakino

...

What are you getting at? What did OP mean by this post?

I like Jason Statham.

Film critics love capeshit and "comediennes", hate people who try to raise the artform, what's your point?

>Movies which Americans will never understand

You have to admit the first30ish minutes are torture.

4.9 vs 44
6.7 vs 66
6.8 vs 67

Batman vs. Superman is worse than all those shitty movies. That movie should have killed capeshit for decades.

>vs
Kill yourself illterate shitskin

>expecting amerimongrel nigger cattle to have good taste
lmao

>blade runner only 0.6 higher than Spiderman

Good fucking grief, this is why we cant have nice things

BR2049 was better than other three combined

>8.2
>7.2
>7.6
>7.6

Still a travesty of proper criticism. Should be something like 9/10, 3/10, 4/10, 4/10.

what a stupid fucking retarded poast